Bonkers for conkers! The wacky and wonderful 61st World Conker Championships drops in at Southwick

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Oct 13, 2026
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We've got some Guja down there.
This is Purgatory. Can we get this over with?
We've got a team out of London.
London.
Just knocked out of a hand.
So that's, this is, this is the equivalent of a
counter-penalty shootout.
Have you had a ?
No? Stop running.
So this is going to be a couple of minutes now.
29.
Simon Carmichael
complains he has a technique
I think this is
a very British
thing to do.
The only thing we take really seriously is our sense of humour
and the absurdity of this.
I mean, it's not good enough that people are competing
against each other with conkers.
They've got to dress up as well.
It's just totally brilliant.
Everyone's having fun.
We're poking fun at ourselves.
We're poking fun at people in authority
and that's a very British thing to do.
