Drop the Mic w/ Kevin Hart

Now for James the lyrical juggernaut James as host you go first. Don't get nervous. Do I look nervous? You guys should enjoy this smile on his face cuz it's about to go All right, Josh, give me a beat Where is he? There he is. I found you Kevin Hart. There are no small actors, but you're all small parts You're so little when you smoke weed you get junior high Hey, you're great at being in movies with people more famous than you. Why would you step to me? You know, I can destroy you might think like a man, but you're built like a boy You get it out my face Okay, so we're gonna take it there, huh? Okay. Give me a beat James Corden thinks I look like a kid. Well, I might be small but my bank accounts big People nice to your face until they get home and realize you're not Ricky Gervais You'll be back at Broadway soon, I'm not playing you'll be homeless Karaoke how long that last? How do you rap with your head up Lin-Manuel's ass? Kevin Hart thinks he got in a zinger, but now you're gonna flop harder than the wedding rigger. You won't remember that He's moving with Josh Gad. It's on Netflix filed under unwatchably bad I know you have money money too, but you probably save a lot by wearing children's shoes. I'll ruin you a rise bitch This is my turf delete your account go home jokey smurf Yes Okay, let's go, you know rhymes with James Corden late-night boredom. He's not important You finish you work with Meryl Streep for what like five minutes You rather made the joke way to begin until the woods is more like into the bargain bin You're a loser. You're not gonna win. You're the perfect host to make Jimmy Kimmel feel thin I'm talking about the old Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah, not the new Jimmy Kimmel the old Jimmy Kimmel. That's right It's funny cuz I'm looking at the old Kevin Hart. Oh He's so angry you mad hot damn I feel like I'm battling black Yosemite Sam You're not completely irrelevant, but here in this battle, you're totally out of your element. I hope you thank the rock Honestly because of him you're in a movie people might actually see But now real talk you'll always be known as the guy who's not Chris rock But you want to switch up style So he want to switch up style Okay Chocolate drop, but there's no stepping to me. You sang with chili peppers. Well tonight you should flee He tried to win drop the mic third try pick the black dude. Good job white guy Congresses, I'm a fan excited to see you return as the Marshmallow Man I feel football stadium. She barely fit in the seat