12 Iconic Scenes from Rom-Coms | Fandango All Access

I think that your friend Hannah is really sexy. Oh, my God. You did not just say that. How old are you? What are you, a lawyer? A little bit. Come on. I know. You are? Is she? Gotta be. Don't you think you're a little old to be using cheesy pickup lines? Objection. Leading the witness. Wow, Hannah, you're really wearing that dress like you're doing it a favor. Oh, God. That's a line. Me sitting over there for the past two hours not being able to take my eyes off of you is a fact. I find you very attractive. Do you find me attractive? She does. I don't. You do. She does. Yes, she does. I don't. Permission to approach the bench? Seriously? Just come on. Let me deliver my closing argument. Sure. Proceed. Hannah, we live in a physical world, right? Uh-huh. And you're going to age, right? Mm-hmm. I guarantee you this. You're never going to regret going home with that guy from the bar that one time that was a total tomcat in the sack. But I can't guarantee that you won't not regret it. That's a double negative. You're a double negative. No ring. No ring? What? No. But inside that box, underneath all that crap, there was a little handwritten note with the address to a hotel date in time. Real Humphrey Bogart-type stuff. Yeah. Masculine. Hmm. Anyway, naturally Margaret. I thought he was seeing someone else. What? Yeah. It was a terrible time for me. But I went to that hotel anyway. I went there and I pounded on the door. But the door was already unlocked. And as I swung open that door, there he was. Standing. Kneeling. Like a man. On a bed of rose petals in a tuxedo. Your son. And he was choking back soft, soft sobs. And when he held back the tears and finally caught his breath, he said to me. Margaret, will you marry me? And she said, yep. And the end. I was hungry. Sorry. I can help you with that. That's fine. Stay there. Yay. You too. Watch your fingers. Lift it up. Okay. Everybody okay? Because I just need 30 seconds with this woman. Coming through. Sorry. I know this is a far throw from a hidden paradise. But wherever you are in the world, that's where I belong. But I... Rachel Chu, will you marry me and make me the happiest man in this world? Oh, I love Hawaii. That's good. Yeah. It's nice, but I think for like a week, tops. Any more than that, I know I'd go crazy. Because I think that Hawaii is a place to escape for people who can't deal with the real world. Yeah. You know, there's so few personal shoppers and pet therapists. Gosh, it's such a hard life. I like living here. There's something wrong with me, you know. I'm too trusting. Down a dark alley again with a complete stranger. I don't even... Are you serious? Yeah. All right, then. Need a hand? No. I'm fine. You're fine. That's like poetry in motion. Piss off. Come on. Sure. I never wanted kids anyway. Okay. Now I am intrigued. How are you going to dispose of my body? I am shhhing. Stay back. Are you seriously doing a James Bond impression? Now's not the time for unpleasantness. Now is the time for romance. All right. All right, it was senior year during finals. A year end issue was off to the printer, and the staff had left for the night. We both had studying to do, but we were mad tired. Only Stevie Wonder was going to help us that night. You can't make the right decisions, you've tried all the wrong ones. At least I'll fight for what I want. Oh, what do you want, Melanie? I don't even think you know. You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake. And I want you to be the last. Maybe you and I had our chance. Fine, have it your way, you stubborn ass. What do you want to be married to me for, anyhow? So I can kiss you anytime I want. You should bless me for destroying him before he found out what you really are. And what am I? Faithfulness, he talked of, madam, your enduring faithfulness. Now tell me truly, when you found out he was gone, did you get engaged to your prince that same hour, or did you wait a whole week out of respect for the dead? You mocked me once, never do it again. I died that day. You can die too, for all I care. As you wish. Oh, my sweet Wesley, what have I done? It's you. It's me. That night at the party. Yeah, I was drunk and confused, and it ended like a minute after you saw us. And you're Jewish. Yeah. Which is cool. And I'm black, too. And gay. Kind of crazy, huh? I didn't think you'd come. Me neither. Until I was walking towards you, I didn't think I had it in me. Are you disappointed that it's me? You look okay. Something's missing. Well, nothing else is gonna fit into this dress, I'll tell you that. Maybe something in this box. I don't want you to get too excited, it's only a loan. They really let you borrow this from the jewelry store? I'm a very good customer. If you were gonna buy this, how much would it cost? A quarter of a million. A quarter of a million dollars? I have been waiting half my life for you to wake up and love me. Having loved you for half a lifetime, I realized when you left that I had made a bad choice doing that. And now it's got even trickier because when you were playing in pubs, we were the perfect match, but now I'm an actual school teacher, an actual Lostov, and you're the world's greatest singer-songwriter. No, I'm not. Except that you probably are. Okay, two minutes, ladies and gentlemen, two minutes. Also, Deborah's on my phone for you. Apparently, she's having dinner with the head of the label and you're meant to be FaceTiming it. Just go away, Rocky. Okay, one minute, 53. In the end, to you, I'll always really just be Ellie with the frizzy hair. Ellie from the fun chum column. Ellie who, for reasons no one understands, drives you around in her car. So just go and please just catch a plane. As you reach I'll let you hold the remote control What the hell's that fruit doing here? Get out of the way. Excuse me, sir, I have to serve the beverages. How you doing, sir? Chicken or fish? You better get out of my way, Billy. You're gonna get hurt. Oh, yeah. Don't you talk to Billy Idol that way. Let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink Put you to bed when you've had too much to drink I could be the man who grows old with you