Is This the Most New York Meet-Cute Ever? | Flirting!

Sorry, I'm really in a hurry. There's actually another dock right down there. Are you serious? Yeah. My first day in New York and this happens? Today is your first day in New York. Welcome to New York. No, it's not the time for flirting. You know, if you really wanted to be chivalrous, you would give this this damsel in distress the last dock so that I can go see the two-bedroom, two-bath exposed brick in-unit washer dryer dream apartment and charm the landlord before anybody else gets to it. Well, that's super tempting, princess. I normally would. But if my butt is not in that seat over there at that restaurant in five minutes ago, you're gonna have to explain to my boss at Golden why there isn't a finalized term sheet to put up a sweet green. Great. That's exactly what the world needs. More sweet greens. Real vegetables, real farms. And they have a robot that doesn't short you on chicken. You should go check it out sometime. Why are you showing up five minutes late to an important meeting? I wasn't five minutes late. It's because this is happening right now. Yes, you were. My grandpa always said that if you're five minutes early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late. And if you are five minutes late, well, then you might as well not show up at all. Yeah, well, that's really interesting. My grandpa said if you meet a man with a career-defining opportunity, you give him the city bike, doc. He did not say that. God, everything else is taken. Why does everyone need to live in New York? Why do you need to live in New York City? I don't have time for this. The landlord said that if I'm not there by sundown, then he's gonna give the apartment away. But if it was a job, they'd be helping you with this hellhole process of finding an apartment in New York City, which brings me back to a guy. Was it a break-up? Okay, maybe it can be a job and a guy. No, but you said damsel. That means unmarried woman, so... Well, you can have the spot. Wait, come on. I was kidding. No, you can have it. I'm sorry. I was joking. I was flirting. You know what? Just hit me. You can take a swing. Go. Go, go, go, go. I'm not gonna hit you. Okay, do a verbal job, at least. Like a little rat-a-tat-tat. This is a New York City initiation. Go, go, go. Okay, fine, fine. Um, you hate your job. And that's why you were gonna be five minutes late to this so-called important meeting. And it makes you feel powerful in a world in which you have no power. Because if you were really successful, you wouldn't be riding on a city bike. And you're single. Like, painfully single. Because otherwise you wouldn't be flirting with this damsel in distress. I like you. I'm Tess. You're Tess. You know what? You take this spot. You can have the spot. I don't care about this client. The apartment, it doesn't have enough light. Yay, so sorry. Uh, I know another dock down here you wanna... It's kind of far, though. I have all the time in the world.