Karoline Leavitt says goodbye! | This Hour Has 22 Minutes

Hey Eggos, the day has come. My time as press secretary has come to a close and it's time for me to leave you. Just know that standing up here, listening to your rat crap questions, has truly been a dream you wake up screaming from. And I will never forget each nauseating moment I was forced to spend with you lizard people. This is so bittersweet. I wish you could see yourselves right now because you're so ugly and I'm gonna miss you. But at least I'm leaving with my head held high. Are you leaving because Trump left you to die on the decoy plane during an Iranian missile threat? Why don't you shut the hell up? Were you there? Were you? No. Stop trying to ruin my nice speech. You are so annoying. Do you think Trump now favors his younger aide Natalie Harp over you? Do you think Donald Trump likes Natalie? Shut up you sea urchin. You are a squid and your mom hates you. No she doesn't. No she doesn't. No she doesn't. Yes she does. Well it's time for me to hit the road. I just can't believe I'm never gonna see you dumb sacks of garbage again. Like you. Stupid bald guy. You. The ogre. The witch. Wonky eye. Pea brain. Gross pants person. And you. The annoying one. Always asking what's the president doing? Why is he doing that? It's like oh my god you're like obsessed with him. You're sick. You're literally sick. I'm not. And you. I'm gonna miss you most of all. Really? Yeah. I'm gonna miss you too. Because you freaking reek. No I don't. You smell worse than the president. Go in the shower. Go. Get out of here. Anyways now back to spending more time with my family. Truly can't wait. Oh god where's my baby? Oh this thing stinks. I have to hold this thing. Okay where's my old husband? Tell him to start the car. Goodbye.