TMZ on TV - 8/27/26

Today on TMZ. I don't know if it was intended to be an homage to Dolly Parton, but Kylie Jenner says she's going bigger. They need to be bigger. I want my to walk in before I do. She said she's just like obsessed with boobs. She wants bigger boobs. You have to ask whether this came from Timmy. Like does Timmy want a little bit more? He's a small guy, small hands. LeBron and Kevin Hart now both have something in common. They are both YouTube golfers. Nobody's going to ever outwork me. Nobody. Not you LeBron. Probably LeBron and him are going to collaborate at some point going out and playing golf together. Does Kevin Hart have any friends his size? Is this your application? Leah Remini is joining the cast of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. That's a huge gig. She's one of the biggest celebrities to join any of the franchises. I had to bring my baby to the doctor the other day and we were driving by the huge sign that says Beverly Hills and then she goes mommy look it's like your show and then I realized I have to stop watching it. Jordan Sparks posted a spider that was in her home and a gecko was stuck in the spider's web. Don't worry buddy I'm gonna save you. She felt bad for him so she freed him outside. She's an Arizona girl. This is Arizona wildlife. In Arizona you have to pick up your shoe and make sure that there's not a scorpion in it before you put it on. Yeah you get the black light flashlight and they glow green. They glow bright green under a black light. What else did you find under that black light? And now Kylie Jenner's boobs are too small. I do want them bigger. According to Kylie Jenner. So Kylie Jenner was on with her best friends Better Half with Stoss and Vick. She wants bigger boobs. I'm like they need to be bigger and more out there. I want my to walk in before I do. Aren't they already the first thing that walks in the door? Do they fit through the door? But actually they used to be bigger. She did originally downsize but now she has like the perfect boobs. And we know this because everyone wants her boobs. If you remember she went viral recently because someone asked her like what's your recipe for your like your boobs? And she responded with exact instructions. So everyone has been trying to replicate like her boobs since then. Which thank you for your service Kylie by the way right? But why go bigger? She's probably jealous of Kim. Kim has bigger boobs than her. Or. So does this mean Timothy thinks her boobs are too small? He's a small guy small hands. Or maybe it's about this post. Now she regrets letting out the recipe. Because now everybody's getting exactly the same thing she has so. Because now she has average boobs. The most perfect average boobs. Thanks Kylie for talking about your one true love. Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman at the London premiere of Practical Magic 2. They look incredible. They're in Givenchy and Chanel. I truly believe they're witches. Neither one of them has aged a day. They look unreal. But yeah they're back as the Owen sisters. Practical Magic 2 coming out. Do they play witches? Yeah they play like their magic. Sorry I didn't see one. You haven't seen the Practical Magic? No I didn't see it. Sorry. It's like the most classic fall movie. When you said two I was like well wait a second. What? I figured it out that there had been a one. But I knew nothing about it. It's gonna be the greatest. And I've got my tickets. And I got the special popcorn box. It's a margarita. Come on. This is really for millennial women. 30% of Rotten Tomatoes know the first one. Oh that's not good. Harry Styles performing on opening night of his 30 shows at Madison Square Garden. And you'll never guess who was there. Not her. She's everywhere. We mean his fiancee Zoe Kravitz. What? She's a big movie star. We thought she'd be off filming in the Czech Republic or something. She's spotted in the crowd getting her life. Dancing in the night away. Singing all of his lyrics. She's dancing with a paper cup. What's in the cup? I love that that's always your first question. It's weird. She probably got it like backstage. I think it's a green room. It's like when you run a marathon you get a little paper cup to hydrate. Oh you would know? I didn't take my meds this morning. Either way, Harry pulled out his best dance moves including the Spider-Man slinging out webs thing. So you have to like his music to date him? I think you kind of have to. But that's not tough because he has one hell of a voice. I think he was even before Taylor Swift and started this trend of going to a single city and the audience comes to you. How quickly we forget. Right Donny Osmond? So thanks Zoe and Harry. Your relationship raises a very important question. Is Gail kind of like the more accessible Oprah? We were gonna say does Zoe have to go to all 30 shows but yes. Gail is the people's Oprah Winfrey. Now swing us out of here Harry. Hello I'm good how are you? We got Sophie Reign out in LA. If you saw in the Drake dating video the goth baddie called her out. Post the fact Sophie Reign's kind of been into the boxing scene talking about fighting and said she wanted to fight her. I mean let's run it then. She wants to fight let's box. I got some really good tips from Amanda Serrano so. She would do way better as a WWE diva. I could see the goth girl doing WWE for sure. She also just went on a date here in LA with another streamer Jay Shock. That was super fun super fun. I met him for the first time. Do they stream the date? They streamed the date. This is huge. That is the biggest experience I've ever seen. If you take an influencer on a date and she streams the date the whole time do you then pick up the check because she's making money off the date? I'm paying for you to make money. Yeah. Guys also forget all the money it takes for us to even be there. Our hair, our makeup, our clothes, our shoes. I could go on and on. Yeah. By the way we're fine if you show up naked. Mark Zuckerberg is not letting the meta payouts deter him because he just picked up a castle in Ireland. Isn't it an old castle? It goes back to the 12th century and then was rebuilt in like 1827. Yes it's so old there's even drawings of it. And this has it all. 440 acres. 16,000 square feet of home. And you don't even need a gym cuz. Apparently it's a five minute walk from the kitchen to the dining room. But if it's something else you're after say the history of people being brutally murdered there. It's got that too. It supposedly was nicknamed the murder hole. Apparently Spanish occupiers would trap guests bound and drop them to their deaths. Uh but the river views are great. As for Mark. How much did he pay for this? It's not known but the value is 25 to 35 million dollars. It's a drop in the bucket when you just paid in a settlement. But when you go to Europe there's literally a castle on every corner. You can literally buy a castle for 15 cents in Germany if you want. You have to restore it. I'd like to see that listing for 15 cents. Pretty sweet right? Do you think someone buying themselves a castle and literally like sitting on the throne is a little egotistical? Does it come with a throne? Like you actually should make the toilet an actual throne. You don't want your toilet to be called the murder hole. Yeah probably not a great selling point. So congrats on the new digs Mark. Fall in real estate. It's haunted. And an island. A lizard has Jordan Sparks to thank for saving its life. So Jordan Sparks posted some photos of a spider that was in her home. She said she politely asked the spider to leave. I guess she's not one to like kill the spider type people. Then she came back and a gecko was stuck in the spider's web. Don't worry buddy I'm gonna save you. I'm like a little happy for the spider but. So she usually lets like nature play its course or whatever but she felt bad for him. So she freed him outside. I hope he's okay. He dropped his tail. Why is there so many like animals in her home? Depends on where she lives. She's an Arizona girl. Oh if you live in Arizona you have to pick up your shoe and make sure that there's not a scorpion in it before you put it on. Yeah you get the blacklight flashlight and you go scorpion hunting. They glow bright green under a blacklight. What else did you find under that blacklight? It was like Dateline on the bed. Yeah dude your bed would have lit up like a Christmas tree. Don't worry buddy I'm gonna save you. Coming up. Billionaire 49ers owner Jed York was in shock when he got arrested for allegedly trying to hire a prostitute. Step out of the car. We've got the body camera footage. It was weird that he showed up to this like alleged romp wearing his wedding ring. Oh he doesn't want to disrespect his wife by taking the ring off. Plus. LA law actor Blair Underwood actually raises a herd of bison. I go in and feed them but we have all females number one. If I had one male in there I wouldn't do it. He's just like super attractive. He gets hotter and hotter. Black don't crack. Except with Charles. Hold on a second. TMZ online and on your phone 24-7. Coming up. Pope Leo has his own little White Sox hat. If the White Sox wins Catholicism wins overall religion. It's a miracle it's proof of God. Be right back. Step out of the car. Put your hand on the car. That's body cam footage from 49ers owner Jed York's prostitution bust which looks uncomfortable. Though maybe not literally because the dude's rocking a super casual shorts and t-shirt ensemble. Billionaire 49ers owner Jed York was in shock when he got arrested over the weekend for allegedly trying to hire a prostitute. Can I ask what you're doing? What are you doing here? Just driving. You meeting anybody? No. They weren't buying it obviously. They slapped the cuffs on him. You're just driving around. Are you supposed to? Yeah. But to understand why he was arrested we'd need someone who's both an expert in the law and prostitutes. Crime by the way is solicitation of prostitution. You don't actually have to consummate the act in order for it to be solicitation of prostitution. And he gets so much cash on him. So hot. That was a super weird thing to say but the heart wants what it wants. And speaking of weird stuff. It was weird that he showed up to this like alleged romp wearing his wedding ring. But they're estranged and they're divorcing now so why wear your wedding ring still? He doesn't want to have to deal with girls. He just wants to get his romp on and then go about his business. Get his romp on. Yeah. Way to make a classy thing like paying a woman for sex sound vulgar. In the meantime the NFL now says they're investigating whether York's bust violated their conduct policy and if it did. I would think they have to do exactly what they did with Robert Kraft which is nothing. Hard to say but probably. Jake York awkward excuse us out of here. Where are you going man? Just driving. Father's got a brand new hat. The pope has a new hat. So recently at a Chicago White Sox game they gave out these commemorative pope hats that had the White Sox logo on it. A Chicago priest who's actually close friends with Pope Leo went to the Vatican and gave it to him. Now Pope Leo has his own little White Sox hat. That'll go over much better in the Vatican. I always thought that was a bad idea of the stadium because someone's going to get ticked off. You're wearing a hat. They can't see the game. It's just going to spark fights. This was a fun giveaway. The players are wearing them in the dugout like it was a it was a pretty fun game. If the White Sox wins Catholicism wins overall religion. It's a miracle. It's proven God. Oh if the White Sox make it to the World Series does the pope have to go? But wait what if the White Sox play the angels? Who do you who do you go for? Well if the angels make it that's more even the pope can't do that. And now your daily bison tips. Starring Blair Underwood. We have all females number one. If I had one male in there I wouldn't do it. That's legendary LA law actor Blair Underwood at LAX. And turns out he's an expert on bison. Blair Underwood actually raises a herd of bison. Yes Blair raises them on his own ranch. Where is his herd? It's somewhere like in like Wyoming or just like it looks very Colorado with the mountains Montana, Utah. So we don't know. But we do know bison can be dangerous. We talked to him about how safe it is to be around them in light of that wild video from Yellowstone where the bull bison charges the 65 year old guy tosses him eight feet in the air. It's good. So Blair how does one avoid becoming a human piñata? Don't get close. The thing is you have to remember they're wild animals. You have to respect them. They're wild. I mean I go in and you know we feed them but they're all we have all females number one. If I had one male in there I wouldn't do it. So only female bison. But how do you stop them from complaining the whole time? Oh good one good one. Women be talking. That was rude. Anyway these women be talking now. First of all he's just like super attractive. He's so hot. And he just turned 62. Black don't crack. Except with Charles. Hold on a second. I don't want a name drop but I'm related to Blair Underwood. You're related to him? It's a distant relation. We can tell it's distant. Why don't you go to Yellowstone and visit some male bison? Thanks Blair. People listen to Blair. Back your ass up. LeBron and Kevin Hart now both have something in common. They are both YouTube golfers now. Nobody's going to put more f***ing work into it than me. Nobody. Not you LeBron. Not you Draymond Green. Not you Steve Stout, Rich Paul. All of you by the way can suck it. But don't people say like golf isn't the most boring sport to watch? You're watching Kevin Hart with his buddies more so than you're watching them golf. We need to see them golf. I don't have underwear. The camera needs to sit. No. We're not doing that. Isn't part of it you want to watch them to say look how much better my golf game is? Because Tristan Thompson in LeBron's video like will make you feel like you're the best golfer in the world. Because the dude like hit a tee shot and went backwards. I ain't never seen the ball go backwards. Off the tee. Big guys have a hard time with their swing. Isn't it very possible that Kevin Hart will be a much better golfer than LeBron James? Because he's a compact little swing. Does Kevin Hart have any friends his size? Is this your application? I mean if he needs this size. Coming up. We got Misty Copeland out. Dancer. Legend. She's retired now. But she has a new book. It's like a new children's book. What's your message to young readers? Hold on to the magic and be an individual. Be yourself. I like that she's found something else to do in retirement. Because I think a lot of people struggle with that. We got Misty Copeland out in New York City. Dancer. Legend. The greatest. She's retired now. But she has a new book. And it's called Starfire Academy. It's like a new children's book. It looks kind of not little kids. But it looks like it might be like young adult. What's your message to young readers that are going to be picking up this book? And hold on to the magic and be an individual. Be yourself. I like that she's found something else to do in retirement. Because I think a lot of people struggle with that. Yes, for sure. When my daughter was six, she danced ballet. And she loved Misty Copeland. And they had to go to school and present as if they're a hero. And she chose Misty Copeland. And she said, that's just mommy. Can you make my face look like Misty Copeland? So we own this Copeland family. Bianca Sensori was on mommy duty. She took both Chicago and Dream to an LA mall on Wednesday. Step mommy duty. They went to the Westfield Fashion Square in Sherman Oaks. She was there with Chicago. Obviously, that's Kanye's daughter and Kim. And then Dream is Rob Kardashian's daughter that was there. But it's just crazy. She's wearing this like black latex bodysuit. It was in the high 90s in Sherman Oaks. Like she was sweating. Everything's covered up. Do you think this outfit is negotiated? Like auntie Bianca is going to take the kids to the mall. And Kim's like, she's not going to take my kids dressed like that. Well, but you start with nudity. So that's how you work. You work your way to coverage. Coming up. Leah Remy is joining the cast of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She's known not to like bite her tongue. So she is going to cause chaos. And it's going to be so good. Another single woman posing as a housewife. On the TMZ Celebrity Tour, we've seen huge stars like Kevin Hart, Rihanna, Ben Affleck, The Rock, Lizzo, Lady Gaga, Ryan Seacrest and Jamie Foxx. Now departing from Hollywood and Beverly Hills. So head to TMZTour.com and book your tickets for the TMZ Celebrity Tour. Leah Remy is joining the cast of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Another single woman posing as a housewife. She's known not to like bite her tongue. So she is going to cause chaos. And it's going to be so good. She's one of the biggest celebrities to join any of the franchise. Isn't she the biggest celebrity? Everyone knows Leah Remy's face. They know her name. They know her from King of Queens. And the fact that she's joining season 16 is going to be epic. I wonder where she'll be in like the diamonds when in the beginning intro. That will say everything. That will let you know. I had to bring my baby to the doctor the other day. And we were driving by the huge sign that says Beverly Hills. And then she goes, mommy, look, it's like your show. And then I realized I have to stop watching it. She's so recognized it. I was mortified.