Captain America Civil War... but it's only Spider Man

Quick question of the rhetorical variety. That's you, right? Um, no. What do you mean? No. Look at you go. Wow, nice catch. 3,000 pounds, 40 miles an hour. It's not easy. You've got mad skills. So, you're the Spider-Ling. Crime-fighting spider. You're Spider-Boy? I'm Spider-Man. A little dangerous. Better tell Aunt Hottie I'm taking you on a field trip. Don't tell Aunt May. All right, Spider-Man. Sorry. I'll get it. All right. I've run out of patience. Underoos! Nice job, kid. Thanks. Well, I could have stuck the landing a little better. It's just a new suit. It's nothing, Mr. Stark. It's perfect. Thank you. Yeah, we don't really need to start a conversation. Okay. Captain? Big fan of Spider-Man? Yeah, we'll talk about it later. Just... Hey, everyone. Good job. Hey, guys. Hey, Mr. Stark, what should I do? What we discussed. Keep your distance. Web him up. Okay. Copy that. What the hell is that? Everyone's got a gimmick now. You have a metal arm? That is awesome, dude. You have the right to remain silent! Oh, God. Hey, buddy, I think you lost... Those wings carbon fiber? Is this stuff coming out of you? That would explain the rigidity-flexibility ratio, which, gotta say, that's awesome. I don't know if you've been in a fight before, but there's usually not this much talking. All right. Sorry. My bad. Guys, look, I'd love to keep this up, but I've only got one job here today, and I've got to impress Mr. Stark, so I'm really sorry. What? You couldn't have done that earlier? I hate you. This is gonna end well. They're not stopping. Neither are we. What? That thing does not obey the laws of physics at all. Look, kid, there's a lot going on here that you don't understand. Stark said you'd say that. Wow. He also said to go for your legs. Did Stark tell you anything else? That you're wrong, you think you're right, that makes you dangerous. Guess he had a point. You got hard, kid. Where you from? Queens. Brooklyn. Holy ----! I got him. Guys, you ever see that really old movie? Empire Strikes Back? Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy? I don't know. I didn't carbon date him. He's on the young side. You know that part where they're on the snow planet? Maybe the kid's on to something. Kid, you all right? Stay inside. Guess who? Hi. Hey, man. Yeah. That was scary. Yeah, you're done, all right? You did a good job, stay down. I'm good, I'm fine. Stay down. I gotta get him back. Go on home or I'll call Aunt May. You're done. Mr. Stark, wait. Okay, I'm done. I'm done. Some guy So itchy, man. God. What's some guy's name? Uh, Steve. Steve? From 12C? With the overbite? No, no, no. You don't know him. He's from Brooklyn. Ouch. Well, hope you got a few good licks in. Yeah, I got quite a few in, actually. Okay. This friend was huge. Like, huge. That's way better. Thank you. Okay, tough guy. Love you, May. Hey, can you shut the door? Okay. Bye.