School Stereotypes

Get ready to fly! Oh, dude, my friend's got milk all over him. We should call him Milk Dud for the rest of his life. Milk Dud! Milk Dud! Milk Dud! Milk Dud! Oh, look at him go, dude! He can't stop falling! Go, Milk Dud! Okay, tomorrow's test is over World War II, so we're going to watch Interstellar. Now I'm going to leave the classroom for approximately seven minutes. The answer key may or may not be, but definitely will be, on my desk. You see that? Yes, sir. I asked if you saw that. Yes, sir! Let's go! I'm going to have everybody slide their desks to the back. Here we go! 580! 580! Admin! Admin! Admin! Admin! Yes! Bro, it's 26 A's in a row. Is she trying to psych us out? Maybe that's on purpose. Oh, I'm sweating. Oh, I'm out of time. Oh, the bell's about to ring. That's a heck of a lot of A's. Ms. Terrell? Cody, stop talking. Oh, no, it's smearing. Oh, gosh, it won't erase. Oh, I broke my pencil. Oh, I'm not going to go to college. Oh, my life's over. I forgot I put 26 A's in a row on this key. Bam! Stingray! Stingray! You're out, nerd! Hustle! You're a homeschooler! Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students are so bright. That was a banger, Ms. Doyle! Ms. Doyle, don't we have homework to turn in from last night? What? Dude! Please quiet down. Guys! Freeze! Do you know the sacrifice she makes for us? She's going to have to work until she's 85. You think they pay good here? That's not true. Teachers are the backbone of this country. Wait, why is everyone getting up? Freeze! Did I say that you could leave? Everyone needs to look at Garrett. Oh. Garrett is exactly the kind of student we need to be following here. Thank you, Ms. Doyle. Cool, dude. Tyler, Tony, please report to the principal's office right now. Oh, it's you, bro! I didn't even do anything! Oh my gosh! I didn't even say my name! Oh, breathe. Just breathe. I didn't even do anything. Everybody's looking at me. Oh, breathe. I'm getting lightheaded. Okay. Principal Bush will call you into his office shortly. Okay, thanks. The kids come first! Two-0 fastball! Oh! You know what I'm saying, David? You want to see this? All right. Talk to you soon. Come on in. How you doing, son? Good, Principal Bush. Bush. It's time for you to leave. What do you mean? Your mom. She's here. 1230 dental appointment? Got to keep them white. You'd rather have them in your mouth than out. Okay. You better get out of here. You don't let me get them cheeks while you're gone. You better get out of here. He's an interesting kid. Boys, I've talked to you all your life about how everything matters. Forget that. Nothing matters today. This is an absolute joke. It's a waste of all of our time. I want you to look at our competition. Look right now. Let's get our hands in. This is a joke on three. One, two, three! This is a joke! Let's take it. We need a score! Get back on defense! My team! Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey! Who's going to be late for first period? I dare you to test me! No, no, X, no. Nothing back through! Where's your hall pass? Auditorium is clear. Whoa! What do you have here? A toaster? Why are you bringing a toaster to school, young man? Make toast? No, use that! No, sir! You better go dance to the principal's office! I'm on your tail, young man! Hey! I'm sorry. Did I just hear smiling? No, because you can't hear smiling! Anybody proud of that performance in there? Anybody want to raise your hand? No, you're not! What are you... Get off the bus, Derek! Get off the bus! I don't want to hear another word unless it's an apology. Yes, sir, coach. Yes, coach. That wasn't an apology! Let's go, Larry! Okay, I know it's insane. There's 10 A's in a row. Dude, I'm telling you. That's the right answer. White van violation. Moving in on white van. A 413! Dude, you're not going to prison! Tutoring! Detention we go! You're going to love prison. Walk of shame! You think you can pull off a 413? Alright, most of y'all did pretty well on the quiz this week. Great job, Garrett. Yes! Come on! No way. No way, no. No, no, no. Todd's got flip! No! No, I didn't! Dude, you totally got flip, man! No, dude! You got flip! I copied you! No. Nope. No, I didn't. I messed up. That's horsemanship! Horsemanship? That's not even how it's used. Well, how's your first day of school going? Pretty good. Well, this is our cafeteria. Go ahead and find a group to sit with. Okay, thanks. Okay, where are we going to sit? Hey, new kid, catch! You better tap! Tap! I don't think I'm wearing the right colors. Dude, take my seat! Hey, guys, are you ready for my new D&D campaign? Dude, I'm so ready! I'm so ready! To be or not to be. Well, howdy, partner. How you doing? Come on over here. Can you believe that this pig got third place in San Antonio? No! Drain the swamp. If you don't calm down, you're going to be baking! Woo! What do we have here? Alright, boys, I hope you're ready. Miss Thickums got some hot and fresh for you. We got chicken fish sticks, deep-fried Cheerio calamari-looking thing. Oh, that one's got a little piece of corn in it. You didn't even have to pay for that one. There you go. Miss Thickums, I think you just stole that food. I'll take care of it, boys. You don't ever steal from Miss Thickums, boy! I'll take you out to the dumps where you belong! She is different. No Miss Wade today. Howdy, class. I'm your substitute teacher, Mr. Kneeburg. So, um, class, Tuesdays go how? The only thing Miss Wade left me on the agenda was a pop quiz. We took that one yesterday. You took the pop quiz yesterday? Yesterday. We already did it yesterday. Okay, well, that changes our plans. Usually at this time we have pizzas. Well, the school system's changed. It's been a while since I've subbed, so... Yeah, I haven't... Uh, Mr. Kneeburg, do you know what that QR code is over there? You're referring to this QR code? Yeah. Whoa! I don't know if Miss Wade put it in the schedule, but we were supposed to go to Disney World this afternoon. She did say that. She did. All right, class dismissed. Let's go. I can only fit five in my Prius. Look out! Aliens! Now, class, rule number one, don't forget to hydrate now. That's lovely. You do this every week! Do you think I smell bad? You look alive. Christine's coming. No, no. Give me the Axe Body Spray. Go, go, go. What's up? That was so good! I think I might need to go to a hospital. All right, smile. I'm smiling. Real smile. I'm smiling! Dude, your mom's letting you wear a beanie for picture day? No, dude. She doesn't know. Know what? Oh, that thing is huge! Dude, your mom's gonna appreciate this, dude. I'm just gonna... You're good. Next! Spit it out. 2,000 years ago. Louder! 2,000 years ago. Speak, Ryan! There are times when the body... Speak! Speak! Speak! Speak! Dude, these are gonna be around forever! I wish I had one! My mom said I had to wait till Christmas. Oh, we're rich, so I don't have to wait. Guys, I finally got a yo-yo. Oh, those aren't cool anymore, dude, but you know what it is? These are gonna last forever! I wish I had one of those! Guys, look what I just got! Dude, those are out. But guess what? This is gonna last forever. Look what I just learned. Guys, I've been working on my bottle flips. Dude, Perfect ruined those, dude. But these are gonna last forever! Dude, why have we not graduated yet? Alright, class. Today, we'll be talking about DNA. Yeah! Let's go! We love you, Mr. Rover! Who wants a drink? Say it with me, kids! The mitochondria is... The powerhouse of the cell! I can't believe I traded a kid a Weedle for this. I'm gonna get all four of my kids through college. What up, Prince? Tyler Tony! How's it going, man? No hats in the school. You know the rules. Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. This was sent to me by Mr. Niebuhr. Is this you? Welcome to the $100,000 Senior Prank! There's a kid that looks just like me. I'm not even sure that that's me. I'm Tyler Tony at Prosper High School. So, have you seen all the AI stuff these days? It's kind of scary, because I think... And this is definitely not AI. Stick around for the end, because at the end of this thing, we're releasing a live... Here's the deal. I already called your colleges. You called Tarleton? Tyler, this is a serious matter. I need you to respect the badge. Please eye contact. If you don't undo all the remaining Senior Pranks, detention for a year. I'm gonna think about your proposal, Principal Jones. I mean, look, maybe my talents are probably better served here in the community. One sec. I'm getting a phone call. I gotta... Oh, wait. This isn't a phone. This is a... What's that? Oh, there's so much in there still. Oh, perfect. Flashback. Dude, where is that guy? This is gonna get so many views. What's with the honey? Is that you? You're gonna get suspension for that. He's on my heel! Where's CPO when you need him? Please, yes. Nobody's in here. Hi, bear. Get out of here, bear. You're not gonna get me, bear. I said the bear, Principal Jones. It's me. Ty! And the bear's almost gone, okay? Tyler, I can tell you. I hereby send you to Saturday School for the next 20 years. Way to go, Principal Jones! It's good! Get me out of here! Oh, dude, we're live. Say hey to the streamers. Probably a good time to tell you I never wanted to go to college anyways. I'm gonna come back for a fifth year. Oh, Principal Jones! See ya, dude! Bro, I would give you anything for that pizza. We got our opening bid for hot and ready pepperoni and cheese. I'll put a body on her. Android! Android! Bro, nobody uses Android, bro! Bro, what? My grandma's ring, bro! My grandma's ring! Sold to Judah! Bro, this is a half-eaten pizza, dude. What is this? Dude, sorry, man. It was really good. Guys, chill out! Chill out! Corey! Detention! I didn't do anything! Dude, I shouldn't even be here. It's not even that bad. Everyone here is pretty chill. What'd you do, dude? I locked a teacher in a closet. Over the entire Christmas break, I intentionally threw a baseball at the PE teacher's face. Caved in all of his teeth. Now they call him Toothless. That was a juicy pickle. Congrats on the new job. Hey, thanks, man. I appreciate it. Here's your new nameplate. Awesome! That's sweet. No, hey! Dude, when is this gonna end?