CARRIBEAN DES(S)ERT.

Oh my god! Today is surfing. It's nice to get sweaty. Yeah. You have to lay like how you're laying here. Whoa! The dusty mesa. Her looming shadow grow. Poison creosote. She twines her spines up slow. My fingers... Oh my god! This is so good! Look at that next one! We gotta go now. In the hushing dusk under a swollen silver moon. I came walking with the wind. To watch the cactus bloom. In strange and unfortunate events. Life unto the thorny brush and felt a trembling hand. Then rises the eagle and the wind blows. What? I'm filled with cornbread. There you go. Oh my god. Did you eat them all? I've had seven cornbreads before light. I'm gonna cramp up. Let's go man! Get in the dinghy! She got a broke down El Camino in the front yard of Bon Bras. Her mom walks around in a pink nightgown, sandals and white socks. She don't mind a baseball game in the middle of the light and in the rain. She's a pain in my brain. Drives me insane. But I love her just the same. Boys, love her just the same. Something in the water. What makes her crazy? I don't know. Never seen anything like her before. There must be something in the water. She does her makeup and hair. Cooks our chicken in her underwear. She drinks more liquor for lunch and dinner and sends me running scared. Yeah, she screams and she beats me. But I don't mind the way she treats me. She'll someday lead to my death, I know. But I'll stay with her just the same. Boys, stay with her just the same. Something in the water. What makes her crazy? I don't know. Never seen anything like her before. There must be something in the water. My Hoosier girl is so fine. Shake the watermelon off the vine. She'll blow you a fist, throw you a kiss and you'll thank her every time. They're all so crazy and beautiful. But I tell you, the woman is never dope. She'll break your back, give you a heart attack. But you need them just the same, boys. Need them just the same. Something in the water. There's something in the water. What makes her crazy? I don't know. Never seen anything like her before. There must be something in the water. What makes her crazy? I don't know. Never seen anything like her before. There must be something in the water. Yep, there must be something in the water. There must be something in the water. Yeah, in the water. What makes her so crazy? There must be something in the water, baby. There's something in the water.