Liza Koshy Learns To Bad Dance! | All That

What's up, y'all? It's your girl, Debrie, coming at you from on set of my new music video for my new song, Shook. That's right. It's gonna be insane. Why? Because we have a huge budget, crazy visuals, and the studio hired one of the top choreographers in the game for your girl. That's right. You know they did. Oh, snap. There he is right now. Everybody, Debrie, baby. No, no, no. We'll have none of that. I am your choreographer, Leslie Von Pruitt. And I'm here to teach you the art of bad dance. First position, everyone. I'm sorry. Hold up. Did you say bad dance? And who are they? These are your bad backup dancers. Worst in the biz. I'm sorry. Why would the studio hire bad dancers for my video? Ha. For being an international pop icon, you sure are dimwit. Anyone can teach good dance. Cool dance. Dance is not upsetting and painful to look at. Who's going to remember that? The bad dance. Oh, that sticks. You familiar with breakdancing? Yeah, of course. How about bad breakdancing, Marco? I'm breaking. I'm dancing. I'm breaking. Break. Break. Think you'll be forgetting this anytime soon? Yeah, I know. I'm pretty sure that image will be burned into my brain for the rest of my life. How about some bad pop and lock? Cecily? It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion. Thank you so much. Why don't we show you bits of what we were working on? You know what? I'm not really sure this is exactly... Cue music. A two, five, seven, three. Pretty bad, huh? That's the worst thing I've ever seen. Yeah. You're too kind. Okay, and what's up with all the weird faces they're making? Oh, Debris. Sweet, stupid Debris. Bad dance, it's 99%. Face. Follow my lead. There's the whose dog just farted. The she did not just insult my man bun. And the I said no cheese, send it back to the kitchen. This is ridiculous. This is not what I want for my music video. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just the greatest bus dance of all time. But please, why don't you show me what you were thinking? Okay, I was thinking maybe we could start with a little opening position like this. Nope. Blah. Okay, well maybe we can put a little something stanky on it, huh? Like, boom, boom, cat. Hate it's too good, next. Well then, how about an epic move? Something like this. Okay, stop. I may actually throw up. We can't use any of that. It's nowhere near bad enough. See, now I would love you to start off with a little awkward kid in the corner. This is a dance move? A bad one, yes. And then I move you into some community theater. Oh, shimmy, adjust hands. Okay. Oh, shimmy, adjust hands. This is ridiculous. No, I look like a fool. You're getting it. And then bring it home with a little... toddler who just chugged a liter of soda. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, snap. Wait, hold on. Actually, this one's kind of bad. It's so good, it's bad. Or is it so bad, it's good, it's one of those. I like it, it's awful. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Yes, that's it, you're getting it. Cue music, everybody join in. Okay. A-two-seven-eighty-eight. Game Show Simplicity. Here's your host, Dell DeVine. Simplicity, let's say hi to today's contestants. From Idaho, Mississippi, Kaylee Thud. From Dallas, Canada, our returning loser, he's lost 27 times in a row, Larry Van Halen. I don't get why you keep making me come back. I don't want to be here. Then maybe you should try harder to win, Larry. Now it's time to play Simplicity. I'll ask questions. If you know the answer, push the red button, turn the green knob twice, then honk the horn of knowledge. But if the yellow thing starts blinking, flip the bonus switch and scream, give me the juice. But if the yellow thing turns into a blue thing, you'll be slapped with a rack of delicious barbecue ribs, like this. Oh! I hate this show. OK, everybody ready to play? Ready! I never am! First question. What fruit do you use to make lemonade? Lemon? Sorry, Larry. You got that right, which means you are wrong. Everybody knows that when it's raining in Hawaii, the first answer needs to be in piglet. Correct, which means Kaylee, you've won a lifetime supply of chocolate. And Larry, here we go. You get squirted with octopus-ing. Arrgh! This game makes no sense. The rules are pretty simple, Larry. You've been on the show 27 times, you think you know the rules better. Everybody knows what that moo means. Bad cat! Pain and suffering. That's right, it's time for the fast cash round. Contestants will be asked a bunch of questions. For every correct answer, they will win $1,000! Yay! OK, Larry, you're up first. Put three seconds on the clock. OK, Larry, what famous painter was the first... Oh, sorry, time's up. But you didn't even ask a question! Please, Larry, nobody likes a sore loser. Reset the clock. Kaylee. Butter, Mona Lisa, 17, Jupiter, that person of independence. Nice job, Kaylee. You gave five correct answers, so you've won $5,000! In gold coins! You're quite kidding me! Uh-oh, for round six. Arrgh! Three, the mystery round. Each contestant will have to choose an item from... The mystery hole. Come on down. Kaylee, you go first. How fortunate. Your turn, Larry, put your hand in the mystery hole. I don't want to. Come on, Larry, put your hand in the hole. I don't want to put my hand in the hole. Just do it. No, come on. Uh-uh. Do it! Arrgh, bear trap! Wait, you found the lucky bear trap. That means you are officially today's winner! I actually... That's right. Larry, you put a lifetime supply of... Egg salad! This is the grand prize? And Kaylee, for coming in second, you win a solid gold yacht. Whatever, I won, so I don't have to come back on this stupid show again. I'm free! Oh, no, you're not, Larry. The rules clearly state that every 28th game, the winner, not the loser, gets to come back. See you tomorrow. No! Yes. And that's our show. Tune in next time on... Simplicity!