We Rode The World's Best Ski Resort

Alright guys, today we are riding one of the world's best resorts with our friend Sean Fitzsimons, one of the best snowboarders in the world. A man out of Hood River, Oregon. Huge! 1440. And Spenny from the Seaboys. They're going to take us on a tour through Whistler. We've got snowboard squad, ski squad, and we're just going to lap. So about to head up the gondola, go check out the park. What are you most excited for today? Probably the kicks. Check left. Is that what it's called? Check left. How did it get its name? I think it was a shack, and it jumps to the left of it. Shack left? Yeah. I thought it was Shaq West. What a lame name. We should change it to Shaq West. Is there a Shaq left right jump? Yeah. Shaq's the word. I thought it was like a cool creative name. I know, that's what I thought. Some cool origin story. Oh, there's the shack! That's the shack! Oh, Shaq West! Oh my god, this is actually beautiful. Holy mackerel. Oh, we got someone dropping right now. That is a huge jump. Wow. TBS, what you going for today? Holy ----, double backflip. He ain't going nowhere. The only place he's going is behind that camera. What's this weird beef between our two characters? He thinks he can rock my ass, but I got some fighting in me. Look at your stance, you don't even got combat training. You don't even got combat training. I can tell that I just have you all day. You're built the same, dude. You're not as locked in as me. I got a poop colored jacket on. This is how your helmet's sitting right now. Oh my god. Big roast, buddy. You're not getting filmed today. You know what, I'm going to run no strap and I'm going to do every single trick that you do plus more. Jeez, all I hear is just cocky as ----. Holy ----, we got a Seaboy's douche and a Sicko's cocky guy. Don't say I'm cocky, you gotta mean Spenny. He's the cockiest mother effer alive. I've been wearing ski goggles, he's too ******* cocky. I don't know how you started this war, I'm going to finish it. Hey guys, we made it to the top of the park. And we're just going to tour it for a first lap. Then we're going to divide into groups and all ride. But we just kind of want to check everything that they've built. I'm going back three red up this hip, first rest. We haven't even seen anything yet. No warm up. But he'll open it up on the first feature. Oh, Spenny! GPS! You didn't know I had it like that. That was pretty good actually, huh? Shit. I'm going to get your back though. Alright, well there was the first two seconds of the park. Sick little hip. And now Will and Trey are going to hit this jump. Get Trey. Doink. Wow. That didn't look like it felt great. This park, compared to Copper. Copper was like more wide and like crazy stuff in like one zone. This thing is just crazy stuff like weaving through the mountain, through the trees. It's kind of a different vibe, but it's kind of like more of a maze park. It's endless. It goes all the way. And it branches off left and right. It's also so steep. We're rolling up to our second section of the park here. And there's a nice little box rail. We can let Spenny and TBS battle it out. TBS, you call the rails. Box or pipe? Uh, let's hit the pipe. TBS, dropping in! Versus Spenny. Yo, yes! All right, that was pretty good, Spenny. Let's see what you got. Oh! TBS with the dub! Oh, sticky. Oh, come on, Grandpa. Better than the boys. So we got three jump lines here. We've got small side, big side, medium side. We're going to open up with a medium line from Will. And what was your name? Simon. Simon with the hat. Me and TBS are in the medium knuckle. It's like the biggest jump. No, that's the biggest jump. Oh. Simon. Will, yeah! Caden! Oh! Oh, my God. It's huge! Well, there's the first jump. How did that feel, boys? I went way bigger than I needed to. That's a real good jump. Good job. That was heck. OK, guys, we're at that point. We toured the park. There's so many more lines than what we just showed you. Now we're all going to split into different groups. We've got kind of elite squad over here. We've got coop squad again. Freaking me, TBS, Max, and this time, Spenny. All right, I'm with Trey and Will. Trey is a cracked-ass skier from Hood River. And said he wants to do something crazy today. No, no, no, no, no. We're out to chill guy day. It's going to be insanely real. Trey and I went out last night until about 4 AM. Yeah. And we are worked. Yeah, well, I don't know if we're going too insane. Dude, guys that just go out and don't throw down, honestly, I'm kind of whacked. Oh, yeah, I can't wait. Look at me ballin'. I shoot my shot and it go in. You know it's flawless. Look at me ballin'. Dude, he almost landed on me. So close, dude. Like two feet. Oh, we are not dialed today. That was scary. Oh, there he is. How's it going? It's going awesome. Sean teaches me how to do a switchback five right now, which will be pretty sweet. I got stuck with pro snowboard squad. I don't think I'm getting a single clip today. Dooboo not trading? No, it's just the vibe. It's not super skier friendly. You're dedicated. It's still worth it. Really? This is like every jump you could ever want, any size, perfectly built. How are the rails, too? So good. Bring it forth on a switchback five today. That's the goal. I think Sean should do a switchback five and show me what it should look like. I'll give him a switchback five. That looks pretty nuts to me. That was crazy looking, dude. Forrest is nervous. Sean went so deep, so I thought I should go a little bit slower, and I don't think I've knuckled that hard in a while. I felt my knees just go. I misread that so wrong. That was also a horrible switchback five example. I went bigger than I thought. That looked like the scariest trick ever. Let's try the baby line. We're a baby crew. I think there's a chill sign. All right, Max is going right now. Oh, my God. Max just got really bodied. How? How have I gotten this far? You took it deep. Neck just ******* sunk. That was violent. I took it way deep. Let's check in on the other crew after that one. I want to land a switchback five right now. Just right now? All right, so you're doing it on this jump. That's all day. Yeah, I'm doing it. Just be nice and patient. Nice and patient. All right. Oh, my God. Are you okay? Yeah. Max. Dude, Max, that was the worst one I've seen. That was the hardest I ever hit my head in my life. Does that make like a ding? Yeah. That's why you wear a helmet. Oh, my God. I'm just, like, shocked how hard I just hit my head. I'm a little numb. That felt like a vibration, like an earthbender, like tar or whatever the chick's name is. It was like. Max. Oh, God. Are you good? Are you okay? Now, you're a turtle, right? All right. Well, I think I'm okay. I'll come back from worse. I could be in the trenches right now. How did my ski make it down and fall off? I guess we have to fix my ski because it's broken. What's the protocol? That's a huge ******* thing, dude. Ready there. Trey, no chance, dude. Instead of catching an edge, I'm going to catch the log. Are they going to pop off if I hit a jump? All right. 360. All right. I basically stopped evolving after sixth grade on skiing because I got hurt so many times, and what I stopped trying was threes. All right. Let's go. Horrible, man. How did I go so much slower? Ow. That wasn't as hard as you could have decked. That's a bad deal. Oh, no. Your whole deal looks like this. This is how your whole deal looks. You look like a ******* stepdad in Aspen. You just surfed into the ground with your words. Okay. Here's the hip where the battle of Spenny and TBS is supposedly going to be settled. I think Spenny's got it. Spenny's coming in. Oh, 540. TBS. Going slow. Oh, no. Spenny really just had that one. So right now, I think Spencer has it. Yeah. There's that jump. That's true. We can go bar for bar all the way down this part. Okay. Where are we hitting next? You call it. The tube. Let's go hit the tube down there. All right. Next feature in the Spenny-TBS beep is this tube. Yeah, boys. Well, shoot. That ain't going to do it. Spenny. All he's got to do is make it. Yo. Best one yet. I told you you should have stayed behind the cam today. All right. I was feeling hot. I told you. Let's just be boys, man. I don't want to beep anymore. Yeah, because you're winning. I'm still pissed. I'll keep rolling. Are you going to call it settled? He wins? I want to see the big air down there. Yeah. We got to go big air next. All right. Let's go to the next obstacle then, buddy. The boys want to battle it out on this jump line. Let's go, Sam. Here goes Sam on the big jump. Oh, three to knuckle. That's all right. Now it's been coming in hot. Yo. All right. That was actually sick. You guys just went crazy. Wow. No way, dude. I watch your videos like every single day. Let's ******* go. Thank you, bro. Oh, my god. That's so sick. You watch Seaboyz? Yeah. I watch all of them. All of them. Those guys are the worst. What do you mean? Have you seen Sickos? Yes, I see all of them. That channel is way sicker. Nah. You don't think so? No, I don't think so. He's like our little monkey. Yeah, he is like our monkey. All right. We wanted our little monkey to say daddy in the air, and he said he would say daddy in the air on a gnarly trick. He better do it. He's just our little stunt monkey. Daddy? That was so good. Yes, with my crew. Good morning. Yup. I'm kind of the filmer for Border Crew, which is chilling. Just totally nerfed Sean's clip there. I switched to filming Forest right when Sean did the cool part of his rail on accident. How are you feeling, Caden? Good. I just want to do one lap through the fun jump run. Yeah. And then I'll be happy through the small line. Yeah. I'd like that. I'm going to be the fun jump tour guy. There's kind of the smaller jump line. They're not like tiny, tiny, but they're kind of the perfect size to still do some tricks on. So I'm going to take you guys through the fun jump tour line. Let the fun jump tour begin. Dude, I'm not going to lie. Ned's safety jumps kind of look like Ned Danger, dude. I've seen some sketchy hairs so far. What? Really? That looks great. Okay, so I'm going to bust out also my banana grab, which is basically the trick I've done forever when you're always skiing the park with your friends and you don't want to do a trick and you just hit banana grab. Ned's safety fun jump tour. I think I might be above that league, actually. I might need to upgrade a little. Benny, Sam. Yeah. What do we have to lace so that you guys just settle your beef and just kiss it out? If I make this entire down, flat, down, flat, down, flat, down right now, you guys have to kiss on the lips. Yes. Why are you saying all right? He wants to kiss me. Benny's not super with that. He's about to be. We're not on this Seaboys program anymore. All right, first try. All the way to the end, though. All the way to the end. You're definitely going to get that. I've never gotten a railing. Down, flat, down, flat, down in my whole life. All right, boys. For the kiss. Yup. Oh. Damn it. You can't back out of a bet. It's too much of a freaking whip, dude. You can't do that. On the slope in front of everybody? Don't make a deal like that. Not do it right. Just do it right now. Get it over with. That's so whack. He's excited. That's so whack. Look at him. He's grinning from ear to ear. He's sitting down ready for you to kiss him. Come on, dude. Don't sit on this lap, dude. I'm a huge fan. No way. You're about to watch Benny and Turtleback Sam kiss. Lean in. Stop being weird about it. It's a bet, dude. You guys accepted it. Dude, **** that bet. The beef is not washed until you guys get it. Gosh. All righty. Let's give a round of applause. Are we doing it? Are you feeling good about speed? I'm feeling all right. Okay. That's a mega jump right there. Trey is really good at just talking you into doing ----. That jump is ******* huge. Like 10 feet bigger than Copper. Or maybe more, dude. So my M.O. has kind of been 360s on big jumps. I hit Copper all three. I hit this last year. It's definitely bigger and scarier this year. I'm also so dead today. So I just want to do one. Relax. Keep it chill. Ready? So fun. Wow. I love that. I think I want to do that again. That was really fun. Dirty dog. I think I accept defeat. You're not a comp guy. Spenny is freaking insane. Your core for the culture. Spenny is insane. Dude, I'm just kidding. I just get it. I'm having a lucky day. Literally. Where's my luck? It'll come. You're still young. A lot of tread left on the tires. That's what you got for you, bro. Dude, we're boys now. Oh, damn. I'm literally old. I'm almost washed. But you're young, dude. Still got some time. You'll probably take over my job in the next year or two. That's true. We just made it back to the top. Last year, I was battling backside 720s the entire day on this place. So I'm going to go and get redemption on this thing a year later. I've learned them since last year. But I've really only done about three or four of them. All right, drop. I'm going slow going into that jump. I've been a real speed issue kind of guy today. Redemption on that backside. Mailing's not an option. No knuckle. Mailing's not an option. Bottom of the landing. It's your friend. Let's go, big dog. Ruff ruff. Arf arf. I'm just going to get this and all my problems will disappear. Exactly. I'm going to get it. Damn, Goobs. What'd you just go for? Back seven. Oh, that was gnarly. It's hard out here today. Like every slam you guys see, it's like concrete. It's the same thing I did last year. Word for word, bar for bar. I just got so close. I thought I landed it even. And then just tail. Ugh. What is up with the landing? Bro, my shoulder. That just hurt my shoulder so bad. I'm feeling. I don't know. But I kind of want to just go home and read a book and fall asleep. Third time's the charm. I think I might as well land it now. Now or never, right? Alright. Let's do it. Yes. Boy, is that a good feeling. Let's ******* go, dude. And that one. It doesn't get cleaner than that. That one felt clean. Wow. I'll take that one. That was it. Yeah, that was it. That felt good.