Liza Koshy Gets Detention - Betch!

That's- Thank you for watching, Tomahawk Squad! Be sure to subscribe or I'll try to hit a million by birthday! Ooooooh! Todd, this is lame ass. Ugh! I was chillin' with detention until we had to clean up the entire frickin' pep rally, bruh! I have so much rail I could be tailing right now. Sorry, Bruce Feet, but vlogging is my lifestyle now, whether it gets us detention or not. Your vlogging lifestyle? Can suck my chub, Todd. Boys! I don't know what you guys are talking about, but it's obviously inappropriate. Can you please get to work? The seniors shat everywhere. There's literally poop all over the floor. Like, I'm not- I'm not joking. There's poop everywhere? Poop? Ever heard of it? Hey! Clean the poop! It's not rocket science! Wipe it up! Dude, I heard Tosh got detention for lighting Becca's bra on fire while it was still on her body. Her bra was lit. I heard that Mrs. Shoemaker is Tosh's poo-nanny, and his gins are smash bad. Squad! I heard he's a terrible influence, and all our moms know him. Shut up, Todd! Yeah, shut up and take more pictures of your tiny ween, Todd. That is my vlog cam. I would never! Fam, let's make moves. I told you, my ninjas. I'm not going. F, Todd. Tosh is trouble with a capital T, and I will not partake. We'll newsflash, bro. We don't care what you think, and we'll replace the F out of you with Tosh! Dude, you straight up have a boner right now. Yeah, I do have a boner, and it's a freaking anger boner, because I'm so pissed as s*** at an idiot! Moron, Todd! You're such a piece of s***, Todd! Sticks and stones, bro. But at the end of the day, I got 600,000 of my closest personal family and fans who support me and don't care what you do. Fine. Fine! Uh, excuse me, Sir Tosh? Bro, are you Tosh? I'm such a huge fan of your vlogs, bro! OG Tater Todd right here. Like, great camera work. Absolutely quality, entertaining vlogs. Like, and congrats on 600k subscribers! Thank you, my brother. Hey, uh, I just want to ask. Would you ever be interested in, like, collabing or something? Because I'm a small channel, and I could really use the hits. It would be an honor and a privilege. Are you serious, fool? I'll hail you, fool! That's cool. My mom's the minivan, that's why. No! Stupid Todd! Stealing all our ladies and our gents. Dude, what's a vlog, though? Bro. Hey, boys. Get the f*** out of my gym. Boy! I love you, Carrie. I'm so happy! I love you too, Kyle! I'm a naughty boy, I'm a naughty boy.