Parenting Styles - Modern Family

All right, who's up next? Pepper! How many scenes does kickball have? You can do it, Peppersito. Remember, it's just like dancing. Dancing. And five, six, seven, eight, kick! Oh! Pepper! Oh, I'm hurt. I'm really hurt. Oh, if you two had any money, I'd sue you. Mi amor, it's okay. It's not okay. I'm out in the wild, schmitzing like a line cook. It's one humiliation after the next. Lionel, sweetheart, I want to be the father you need, but this is not me. I hate sports and nature and sherbet. God, do I hate sherbet! There's ice cream and sorbet and nothing in between. Just so you know, I don't care about kickball or popsicles or any of that stuff. I like how we live. You do? Lionel, don't feel pressured to say that if you don't mean it. I mean it. Backgammon in the study. She's from France. Not a cheetah in sunglasses. Lionel, you're melting my heart. Mine too, you perfect boy. What made you think I didn't like our life? Well, now, see, they were foreseeing and it just seemed to us that... You told Lily that she was lucky to live with us. Remember? I was trying to make her feel better. I got so much and she got... They gave her haircuts at home. I took a class. They wouldn't even let her take horseback riding lessons. Because it's dangerous. Or is it because you have to drive me across town at 7 a.m.? I thought good parents were supposed to do things their kids want to do. Okay, well, it's not not dangerous and she's also too young, so... Cam, Cam, the jig's up. Yes, Lily, we were being selfish, okay? You can have your lessons. Thank you. Can I take horseback riding lessons with her too? Anything you want. You can swing by and pick them up on your way. Thank you.