Taylor Swift Being Hilariously Unfiltered for 12 Minutes Straight

Taylor Swift is one of the biggest stars on the planet, but behind how flawless her performances and music are, there's so much funny stuff most people never get to see. She got accused of poisoning someone with cookies, blanked on her own lyrics in front of a stadium, and even had a full meltdown right after eye surgery. This is the funniest Taylor Swift bloopers, Taylor Swift tried surfing, Taylor casually surfing behind her own house, on her own private lake. You have your own lake to surf on, of course you do. And she skips the lesson entirely, just jumps straight in. Okay, awesome is a strong word for what just happened. She just goes right back in the water, no second attempt at the board. Taylor's Cookies Caused an Incident Radio host Bobby Bones brings up the cookies Taylor gave him, and he's clearly not letting She shuts that down instantly, full denial, right to his face. He's sticking to his story, she's sticking to hers, so which one is it? Are you allergic to awesomeness? And then the payback, maybe he's just allergic to how awesome she is, and he just lets her have that one. Taylor's Honest Relationship with Drinking So Taylor revealed in one interview that she doesn't really drink, but That's right. Years later, a completely different story. Because, you know, I go like from zero to legitimately thinking I'm a wizard within like two drinks. That night, she became the biggest trend on the entire internet, worldwide. And then the next day, drunk, hashtag drunk Taylor was like number one trending on Twitter. She also said she doesn't even like beer. But now, she drinks it like it's nothing. I'm not like, man, that's my favorite thing to do. Okay, so you heard that, drink isn't her favorite, right? And drinking wine at an award show, totally normal behavior for her now. And once again, that's wine. Do you still believe her? Of course, that specific white one. So now you know exactly what gift to get her. Take a note. What kind? Sancerre, Pinot Grigio, or Sauvignon Blanc. Okay, enough about what's in her glass. Up next, something actually tries to sting her. And it's not a critic. Even the bees are swifties. Do you have a question? I think so. No. Stop! A bee crashes the show like it has VIP access. Don't stop it. Get off! Okay, there. And it's clearly not going anywhere. I took care of it. I shamed him away. So Taylor just deals with it herself, and the crowd goes wild. Yes, queen. Taylor Swift's studio is an airport bathroom. Do you sing your own songs in the shower? An interviewer asks Taylor the most basic question, and her reaction says it all. Yeah. That's fair. Awesome. That's great. And then, more questions keep coming. Of course, she has a very specific answer. Do you have, like, any sort of favorite place for writing songs? That's right. You heard correctly. A global pop star was writing songs in airport bathrooms. In airport bathrooms on paper towels, I've written songs. A song written in an airport bathroom, somewhere in her catalog already. I get awakened by song ideas all the time. And it's just, it's like mumbling, and you don't understand. You thought it was great at the time. That's all the quality control she needs. Sometimes, I'll walk into a hotel room, and I'll be like, I've been here. I wrote back to December here. And now, every hotel room, every airport, every city has a song attached to it. That's a whole memory collection. Nobody smarter than Taylor. Hey, Randy. So at the Toy Story 5 premiere, Taylor performs a new song, and then Randy Newman, the guy who's written Toy Story songs since 1995, comes out to duet with her. And they break into the one song everyone in that room grew up with. That's right. Nobody is smarter than Taylor Swift. Most embarrassing Taylor Swift video ever. Taylor Swift, post-surgery, you were, like, freaking out over a banana. Jimmy Falun pulls out what he calls Taylor's biggest embarrassment ever. And he's not wrong. She found a snack. It wasn't the one I wanted. This is her fresh out of eye laser surgery, still completely loopy and saying whatever comes to mind. What are we going to do with this now? I'll eat it. It's mine. But it doesn't have a head. Honey, it's mine. And yes, that's Taylor Swift, the biggest pop star on the planet. Don't fall asleep eating a banana, okay? I'm not asleep. My mind is alive. Okay, so we know exactly your brain is still fully active, but her reaction to seeing herself is priceless. Me and your mom have stayed in touch. She was kind enough to drive me there, but cruel enough to film it and give it to you. Yes! That's total betrayal from her own mom who filmed all of it. And Taylor still can't believe it. I had, like, okay, I had, like. It's my favorite. We watched it in the office, like, 20 times today. I'm like, oh, my God. This is not real. I can't believe we have this footage. The whole album promotion got ruined. And she has to carry this moment with her forever. And speaking of moments she has to carry forever, there's still plenty she can't delete from the internet. She calls out an ex by name on live TV, restarts one of her own songs three times in front of a stadium, and somehow ends with an awkward perfume reaction on camera. Taylor's SNL monologue song I like glitter and sparkly dresses, but I'm not gonna talk about that. Taylor didn't do a normal monologue on SNL. She turned the whole thing into a song instead. I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me, but I'm not gonna say that. And then immediately starts talking about exactly that. They sing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public, but I'm not gonna say that. She's basically threatening every ex with a future diss track. A guy who broke up with me on the phone, but I'm not gonna mention him in my monologue. Hey, Joe, I'm doing real well. Yes. Then she names him. Live on national TV. If I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight. Then she addresses the Twilight dating rumors directly. And the way she plays it off is everything. I'm not gonna comment on that. And just like that, deniability is her answer. Starting song all over three times. In Kansas City, Taylor messes up the lyrics to Last Kiss. We have this rule if I mess up a song, I have to play it again some other time on the tour. And the rule is simple. Mess up. Start over. Will you allow me the honor of starting over? Okay, deep breath. Take two. Taylor Swift versus the lyrics. You whisper just us to know. It happens again at the same exact part. And she is mortified. No, those were the right lyrics. She genuinely cannot believe this is happening to her twice. Okay, surely it won't happen a third time. Right? Starting over. Again. And finally she gets through it. Her face says absolutely everything. Taylor lost to her own music. Jimmy Falun thinks he can beat Taylor Swift at Name That Song. Baby, one more time, baby! But that's a mistake, Jimmy. The first song plays, she doesn't even let it finish. Round two. Jimmy's sweating already. Pour some sugar on me, dad bless you! Big sigh of relief. Like he just survived something. It's Nelly! Nelly! It's Nelly! It's hot in here! Of course, Taylor's back, effortlessly. Uh, bad guy, Billie Eilish. Jimmy is trying so hard, but he refuses to give up. Kiss me six pence none the richer. Oh my god! Is it no scrubs? She's basically lapping him at this point. Then the final song comes up. The final song. This is worth 10,000 points. So it's... Points what? It's anyone's game. Final round. The one that decides everything. Shake it off? It's literally her own song, and she has absolutely no clue what it is. That's it. She's done. She's leaving. Oh, I love it! On the whole show ever. Taylor Swift, everybody! And just like that, every single point she earned means nothing. Taylor Swift's honest perfume reaction. Alright, here we go. So someone hands Taylor a perfume to try. And the camera is filming. Bananas or coconut? And her face just gives up the entire review. No? And honestly, that's probably why she ended up making her own. Taylor Swift is a global icon and a billionaire, but somehow she's also one of the most unintentionally funny people on the internet. And the more chaotic she is, the more everyone loves her. So if you enjoyed this and want more, hit like, subscribe, and let us know which moment was the funniest.