Carnage In Whistler Bike Park!

It's the triangle! Get it boys! What's this? Shit! We've made it to Whistler, straight off the back of Ard Rock. A few friends are here. I couldn't resist, I've flown over here. Got a British Airways flight from Heathrow. Got the bike in the box, managed to get that under 23 kilos. Going to open that up, get padded up. It's really early, pretty jet lagged, but I can't wait. I last came here two years ago in September, which is a lot quieter. This is Crankworx week, so there's loads of events going on. They've got the Downhill, they've got Red Bull Joyride. So I can't wait. It's going to be so sick. The tracks here are ultimate. Hopefully see some bears, hopefully see some chaos. And I'll take you for the journey. Can't wait. Whistler, here we go. Let's see if the bike made it okay. Leavers in the socks to keep it protected. These shoes were still sweaty from Ard Rock when I packed them. They smell absolutely delightful. Should have brought some Tri-Clean from G-Technique. Never mind, they'll just stink all week. We've got knee pads. There's my Allen key. Always remember to pack some Sellotape so you can pack it all up. I think we're all good. Success. Bike's built. Going to go and meet Deeks and Reynolds. Get a lift pass for a small fortune. Whistler. I started realising that because of my In Busy line, I say Whiffer like Mike Typhon. So that's not going to get old, is it? John Boyd. Today's main character. Am I for today's vlog? Yes. Well in that case, he is today's main character. What flavour did you go for? Oh, I don't know, it's probably $400. They taste good though. Blueberries, strawberries. We're on a real mission. It's a dedicated mission. We're in the wrong aisle. Is this the kind of footage people on the John O' Jones channel enjoy? Yes. General hygiene. I'm going to give this one a sample. Why don't you go for one that you can't get at home? Let's give this one a go. Just... Do you like it? There's a guy watching. Have we been busted? Yes. One armpit smells better. Got the lift pass, you can pre-order them online. It's just under £60 a day. I've got a four day pass. Cool story. Really fun, interesting facts there. And here's the main man. He's dragged me out here. Hello, Zeke. Squarespace. We're good, aren't we? We're good. Mason's here. Wolfie's here. Another main character. Time to bike. That's my room key. That works. Did it. It went through to my pocket. You got it? What's your name? John O. Yeah. Oh, true. That's a light one. First ride. We put the bar down around here. We put the bar down immediately. We are too old. John, you smell great. Thank you. Just this side, though. Yeah. How many times did you do this then, Sam? Joyride. I think three or four times. And I tell you, I'm so happy to be on this lift. Up to the top and not be down there. It was always the worst. Because you'd be down there the most scared you've ever been. And then people would be up here like, spitting on you and dropping bangers. Or laughing and slapping each other's knees. Like, this is going to be the best. And you're down there like, oh, that's the best. What was your best result? Sixth place. Sixth place? In 2016, maybe. Oh, there's people practicing. Hello. The Flushing Firehose. Because I bet it looks well good on that camera, John O. It does look good, yeah. What are we doing? Exploring? Yeah, we're exploring. I've had enough of everyone baffling around. So I've taken charge. And we're going down this one here. Shiny Mouse, it's called. Shiny Mouse. Right, what are we doing then? Oh, not again. This could be the crappiest day of the track. Well, there's a queue for it. Oh, my brakes aren't working. Straight off the plane. Shiny Mouse. Shiny Mouse is quite shiny, isn't it? I like Shiny Mouse. Oh, that's so deep. That hole was savage. I'll always protect that inside, Sam boy. Right, let's do something else. This is fun. See that North Shore? Was it? How's your day going then, Deeks? Yeah, it's been good, man. Oh, yeah. All fresh. Is that a jump? Oh, that was scary. How did you hit that blind? Let's see what we can get in front of Deeks. What's this? It's like something out of Thorpe Park. That's like being a kid, isn't it? It's like a theme park ride, isn't it? The track is fairly average, but the drop at the end makes that track amazing. Shall we go to Longhorn? I hear there's a deal on. No, GLC, they've got unlimited refill on Coca-Cola. For everyone at home, watch how much the sun changes position between now and the next riding clip. Lots of overtakes. I really tried to show Deeks a weird. He just goes, no, no. Oh, we touched bars. No. Go away. What a day. No. The North Shore drop was epic. We nearly crashed big, didn't we? Nearly got the bars wrapped up. It would have just been so gravel rash. Stuck to the bed sheets. How did you do it? Well, basically on this blue run to get to the lift. We're going up the gondola? Yeah. I didn't even do this last time I came. What is up the gondola? We'll wait and find out after this ab break. Subscribe to my YouTube channel. If you're in bed looking to fall asleep, just head over there. It's better than whale music for getting you on. If ever Freddie, he's my four-year-old, if he's ever struggling to sleep at night, I stick a Deekinator vlog on. Out like a light. He sleeps in until at least nine. We like Deeks though, we do. I just love to dance, mate. How funny was it with that stupid jersey on last night? That was hilarious. I don't really have a story to tell for the vlog. No, there's no context. Crap for the vlog, I just... Does that lift open to the top? Oh yeah, it's on. Yeah. So that's top of the world? Yeah. Are we going to go up there? Not now. Nothing up there, is there? Well, there's top of the world track. That's crap. Crikey. Muddy. I think that's a good track. I'm billing you for a washed white shirt. Sorry. Am I guided now? You're a front man, mate. I'm a front man? Front man. Is that a military thing? Definitely doesn't suit me. Down we go. Oh no. Oh, he's off-roading. He's off-roading. What's here? Is there still a chute here? Yeah. Shall we do that then? Marty Master. Get it, boys. The further one off the back, you get more for your money, I find. Yeah. Rather than going straight down. Yeah. Not like you, trying to get DLDs. Brilliant. Horrible. Look at this. No. We're freeriders, man. We are. We do freeride. No. I like it. I like it already. I need to pee. Yeah, let's pee then. I'll pee with you. Horrible route. Right, where do we go here then? You're on your own. If that was wet, there's no chance. That's a lot of fun. Yeah, Deeks. Are you with me, Sam? I'm with you. All right, we're just pausing on this tree. Ready to go? It'll reset. The old Eureka. There's a jump here, Deeks. Do you know this one? Yeah, we did it yesterday. That's buzzer. Let's go over there. Is Mason coming? I think he's probably jumping the other way. No, they'll be coming. Where's Mason then? Should we do it? There's a big tree ride down here. I think you could ride this tree. Oh, dear. Clipped in is horrible. I'm falling off it. What now? Are you going that way? Is it something? Nope. This is the best. I think it's a drop. You want me to do it? There's got to be a landing. I've gone too slow. This is good, isn't it? D1 down there? I'm up for D1. One in Rome. That rock drop was proper. It shook my head. We did it yesterday. It's the same as always, but the berms are made of ice. Welcome. Oh, that is slick. When Deeks says, oh, not again. I'm nervous in those corners. That dark dirt. Was that quite a slow lap? Luckily, I left the gap. I slid in the first right and I was well scared after that. I'd leave a gap, Deeks, so I'd end up holding you up again. With all the skinny. The skinny and the triangle. Are we triangling? The triangle is horrible. I've done a set of brake pads. Well, they came bald. Bald like an eagle. They need your turkey code. BBK 200. That's the next advert. Get your hair, your teeth, your brake pads. All using code BBK 200. Left or right? Go right. Right looks horrible. Yes. No. Oh, it's the triangle. There it is. We're over the triangle. And now the skinny. Where do we go next? Over this tree stump. A little extra. Imagine that for 10 minutes. It'd be great. It'd be so good. They should really do that. They should. If you're watching with the BiPo, give us more triangles. I know you're not. We're going to be eating off our laps, are we? Yeah. It's like it. And there you have it. Simply lovely. Any last words? Summed up perfectly, actually. Anything, Mason? Pretty dreamy. Splendid, Josh.