They Turned to Crime to Survive! | DIRTY LAUNDRY - Episode 2

Donna Marie Rafferty, I'm arresting you for fraud, money laundering and tax evasion. She has defrauded the government of over two million dollars. Sweetheart, the salon runs at a loss. If all this drags on, you might not be able to afford a mortgage. Sorry, our mother works here. I'm the manager, she's the boss. Takes a real interest in the girls. I need you to look after the massage parlour, do the side banking. Here's the towels. Towels? So that's not legal either? It'll keep us going until we get payout on your dad's life insurance. But whatever mum's done, it's not because she wanted to get rich. Everything she's done, she's done for us. So I think we should help. Amen. Yes, Matt, if it's such an emergency, I can be there. Off early? I've got an appointment. Another family thing? Yes, as a matter of fact. Ms Rafferty. Hello, Detective. I was just on my way in to see you. Any particular reason? Kat. Can I call you Kat? Sure. The thing is, Kat, I like your mother. I really do. And I just want to get this whole business sorted. Well, you could always drop the charges. Yeah, not going to happen. You do know we are busy gathering evidence. But if your mother was to just tell us what she knows... She's not going to do that because she doesn't know anything. Well, it's a bit of a shame. Where are you going? Nowhere. God, I feel like a criminal. It's fine. Hi, I'm here for the towels. It's a code that worked for me and your mother. I'm not sure it counts as an emergency. It's the washing machine. It's on the blank. OK. Do you have any idea how much washing comes through this place? Sheets and towels every day. I agree. She does see a stranger. Hi. Hi, Matt. It's nice to see you again. Hey, Lisa. If that washing machine blows up, it won't be pretty. And your mother said you were to authorise changes. The towels will be ready for pickup tomorrow. Sweet cheeks. OK, I'll get back to you tomorrow. That is a shitload of towels. Yeah, Carol said they were busy because the rugby was in town. Hey, what keeps that hidden? Hey, don't look. But that car was parked there yesterday. Don't look! Do you think it's the cops? Back home, huh? Yeah, kind of had to. We gave notice on the flat, but don't have the house yet. But good to see you, eh bro? You need a hand? Always sweet. Oh my god! Help! What's the matter? What's wrong? It's pink. It's supposed to be white. Everyone knows you don't wash reds with whites. What? So? Mum used to do my washing and I'm really missing her, OK? So don't give me a hard time. No way. Bullshit. You will not waste this planet's resources while there is plenty of sunshine outside. Soft tree hugging. Hang them on the line. Fine. Eco-fascist. Wow, you've really got the extra mile for the planet, don't you? Who put in the cash in here? I thought it'd be the last place Leo would look. Matt, you were supposed to bank it. I know, but it's not that easy. I ran into Margot last week from school. What if she saw me banking that much cash? Jesus, Matt, now who's paranoid? I'm a teacher. I'm a commercial lawyer. I could get just barred. True. Wait. I know how we bank this. Put it in here. All of it. Well, I hope your graduation goes really well. Thanks. Hi, Kat. Hey. Can we... Do you need a blow-away? No, I don't need a blow-away. What about a treatment? No, I don't need a treatment. Urines are a wee bit frizzy. I need you to do something. Can you bank this? What is it? B, it's money, obviously. It's takings from the salon. No, it's not. Jeez. So, you need the money in a salon account so you can get paid and so the bank will approve your mortgage. I hate lying to Taylor about it so much. All you have to do is give the bag to the teller. Put it in the account. Okay, I can do that. Great. So, do you want a treatment? No, no. While you're here? Okay. I'm supposed to be on my break. As soon as I get back from the bank. I meant to be meeting Lucas for coffee but I could do the banking on the way. It has to go into this particular account. I have been to a bank before. Hi, sorry to interrupt. Are you Bianca Rafferty? Yes, how can I help? Hi, I'm Imogen. I'm with Renshaw Cooper and I know Mike, your real estate agent. He's lovely. Yes, and I was asking him who got the house in Carmine Ave and well, I think I'm related to you. Really? Yeah, small world. I know. My mother is your mother's cousin. Oh wow, I've never even heard of you. Yes, well, we have rather drifted apart. But I did see the paper. I know, we're all trying to stay positive. Yeah, and how's things going with the house? It's just, you know, Mike said there were some difficulties. Oh, well the bank said we can have the mortgage but now they're looking again because I wasn't earning as much as I thought I was. But we should be okay. Sweetie, I hope so because, you know, there are penalties. I know. Lovely place you've got here, BT Dubs. I like it. And if there's ever anything I can do to help. Oh, that's so nice of you, but like I said... G'day. Hi. Hey, you know that thing you said you'd do for me? Yes. Yeah, you can do it. Great, then can I have the rest of the day off? Sure. Okay, well, lovely to meet you. Um, I'll leave you with your bride. I guess you're not here for a trim? No. Actually, I just have a few questions about your mother's relationship to this business. Leo's all right? He doesn't love meat-free Mondays. He'll get used to it. How's Andrew? He's good. I'm meeting his parents tonight. I do hope I won't be a fly in the ointment. Why would you be? Well, you know, now you've finally met someone normal. Not a lesbian. I just want you to have a relationship that doesn't end in disaster. They don't all end in disaster. And Bianca and the house? Well, it's up to the bank now. But it should be fine now that there's some cash. I like the look. Just trying to work out what to wear to your parents. Sorry, they're cancelled. What? No, they do hate me. Don't be ridiculous. What, so they seriously don't mind that my mother's in prison? Remand. And they won't judge you. But hey, since you're nearly undressed. Cat Rafty? Hello? I can't hear you. I said I need you to get your ass down here right now. I'm a bit busy. I don't give a damn, honey. We've had an emergency! Shit. I'm sorry. Something's come up. It's a, um... Secret lover? Not so secret anymore. Uh, it's a plumbing emergency. Leo's panicking. But I will be back as soon as I can. I'll be here. Waiting. Thank you, boys. Remember, any time. We're always open. You're welcome. Where's the fire? The washing machine started to smoke. What? Said the sprinkler's off. I may have mentioned it was on the blink. So why am I here? I thought you were in charge while your mother's away. Yes, your point is? Insurance forms, honey. They need to be signed. Email me the details. Here we are, David. All dry again. You're an angel. You sure you can't stay? Not if you can fit me in again. Maybe your friend could join us. I don't think so. Or maybe not. Hello? Hey, baby. Hey. How is your secret lover? I've got a patch on you. Well, he's very persistent. Hey, Bianca. Hi, you need to come home. What, now? Something really bad happened today. Like how bad? Well, that detective came to see me, and they want to look at the salon bank account in case mom was using it to, you know... Shit. And you have to come home. Well, there's not really much I can do about this right now. But also, Nana Pat's here. Come on. Oh, God, no. Yeah. And she wants to talk to all of us. And she made dinner. Oh, God, okay. Um, I'll see you soon. What's so terrible? Just Nana Pat. And that's bad? I will be back. See ya. Bye. Back home, are ya? Just for now. Never thought you'd last on your own. Who's for seconds? Yeah, I guess I could take a little more. That's my boy. How's my great-grandson? Oscar's great. And the hippie slapper? We're discussing custody. Go for the doctor on that slut. This place is a stye. You two should make a bit of effort when you're staying in someone else's far, eh? Hi. Kat. Better late than never. Hello, Nana. There's our food. Nana Pat's lamb hotpot. Oh. I've eaten. Thanks. You know, it's been almost two years since your father passed on. Oh, my God. Can't believe that. At least someone remembered. And your mother and I have been discussing a memorial. Sorry. Hi, Nigella. What's up? It's two years and I've got everything organized so we have somewhere we can visit and remember Dean. That's a really great idea, Nana. Thanks. Matt, Kat, can I talk to you guys for a sec? Now? Yeah, it's important. She doesn't give a tinkers about her family. Clean up your plate. Then after, spread it back. What is it? What's happened? I lost the money. How the hell could you just lose the money? I gave it to Nigella to bank. Nigella the useless. Jesus! Don't shout at me. Nobody's shouting. And how did she manage to lose it? Nigella was in Starbucks and she looked in the bag and saw the money and she freaked. How much money was it anyway? $18,320. Oh, God. Just what happened? Her boyfriend offered to bank the money for her but then he got mugged on the way there. Did he report it to the cops? I don't think so. What, tell the cops he got mugged? Yes. Oh, no, right. Maybe not such a great idea. Maybe it's not so terrible seeing as the cops are looking into the salon right now. So this is a good thing? It's still a shitload of cash. So it is a bad thing. But at least Lucas wasn't seriously injured. Who is this Lucas guy? Lucas Griggs. Used to go to Logan Campbell High. What, you know him? Got excluded from Year 12 for dealing. Oh, Jesus. You think he took it? Where does this Lucas guy live? I can find out. Look, Nanny Pat wants you all to come back in. I was thinking of a cross made up of a hammer and a saw. Why? It was a builder. But then I thought a nautical theme. Didn't he like diet C? Well, someone had to make a decision and this is nice and simple with loving son and father. And husband. Oh, to a criminal. She was in business with the wrong person, that's all. You lie down with dogs. Come on, guys, not in front of Leo. Don't mind about me. Mum did what she had to do to support this family because Dad was a gambler and a drinker. You're disappointing me, Matthew. I hope you're going to show a bit more respect at the memorial. You can mow the lawn tomorrow and I'm doing the garden. It's a mess out there. Excuse me. She wants to do some gardening. Oh, gardening's cool. No, babe. Oh, ----. Good girls. Yes. Lovely girls. If Nana Pat finds them, she'll kill them. But they're too young to die, babe. I know, I know. All right, growling princess. You're going to love it here, girls. You OK, babe? I can't stay here forever. Yeah, but when we get the place, there's a garage and you said the money was going to be sorted. Yeah. I love you so much. If I ever kept a secret from you, it would be because I love you so much that I didn't want to worry you. What kind of secret? Nothing. OK. Hey, guys. Are you out there? We should go. Are you Lucas? What about it? I'm Bianca's sister from the salon. So? Sorry to hear about what happened. You're getting attacked and robbed in broad daylight. Yeah, pretty ----, eh? Where's the money? I got robbed. We both know that's not true. That's it? Those real big dudes got me from behind? Don't bullshit me. I know you stole it. Eh? So how come you're here and not the cops? Look, I don't want any trouble. Just give me the money back and we'll call it a day. I already told you, I haven't got it. OK. Sorry, my bad. Give me the bag, lady. No, I don't think so. I don't want to hurt you. Well, then give me the bag. Piss off! Oi, leave her alone. You all right? What was that all about? Who the hell are you? Oh, I was just, um, I was just passing. You're fucked as are my mum's yesterday. Oh, I'm Jackson. Kat. But I assume you already know that since you've been following me. You are a sharp one. You're a cop. No, a private investigator. I work for Durant Insurance. Can you prove it? Is this about my dad's life insurance? Yeah. Great. Maybe you can tell me when it's going to come through. Well, in cases like this with nobody, it's, um. The coroner's ruling was quite clear it was an accident. And the company did accept that. Then your mother was arrested for four related charges. So? You can see how that looks. Yeah, like your company's trying to worm its way out. Look, I sympathise. I really do. But, uh, it's also this. What am I supposed to be looking at? That was, uh, taken down at the marina. That could be anyone. It could be your father. When was it taken? A couple of weeks ago. Then it can't be. So you haven't heard from them? No. What about your mum? How could she? My father died two years ago in a boating accident. Just keep it. Just in case it jogs someone's memory. This is just a tactic to avoid paying up. It stinks. My father is not alive. Hello? Who's there? I'm warning you, I've watched a lot of Bruce Lee movies. Oh, yeah, man. I almost crapped myself. Sorry, bro. Anyway, I'll leave you to it. Hang on, bro. Yo. What you got there? Where? In your hand. Oh, nothing, bro. Don't worry about it. Show me. Why'd you have to go and do that for? My girls don't deserve that. You're going to burn them anyway. When they're ready. Yeah, I wasn't going to smoke it. Don't makes you stupid. I was just going to sell it. And you think that makes it better? Come on, dude. You know with my weight, it's seriously affecting my cash flow. Hey, we're all in the same boat here. Hand it over. Okay, how about a business proposition? You grow, I sell. No way. This is strictly for personal use? That way, you grow the business. See what I did there? Grow the business. Forget about it, Leo. Fine. Spoilsport. Oi. What? On the other hand. But hey, when anopath finds him, he'll be compost anywhere. Oh, you are here. Hey, I told Jacob you were, so yeah, I was right. What can I do for you, Nathan? Look, I know you've had a difficult time with it lately. So if you need anyone to help out, pick up the slack. I think I'm on top of that. Thanks. Glad to hear it. Well, I'll leave you to it. Okay. The trousers. Yeah. Could be anyone. That's what I told him. This insurance investigator guy? Yeah. I mean, you don't think Dad could be alive? Do you think Dad would put us through that kind of pain and fake his own death? No, of course not. Hey, guys. How's it going? Not so great, actually. Did you get the money back? No. Oh, my God. Mum will be so upset. And we could lose the house. Look, I know the house is really important to you. We'll try and work something out. Maybe I could lend you some money. No, no, but I need to show the bank that I have a regular income that keeps on being regular. Yeah, it's a bit of a bummer. Don't look at me like that. We're being sympathetic. Yeah, I know. It doesn't make it any better. I just love this place so much. Yeah, me too. And it's all gone wrong. And it's all my fault. Aye? I hate having secrets from you. And it's not fair of Matt and Kat to think I can. What kind of secrets? Mum is an innocent. She is a sort of criminal. Yeah, but not like a bad one. I was supposed to bank some of the money for her, but I lost it. And the cops are looking at the salon, so I can't put Mum's money in there. And we're going to lose the house and your parents half of the deposit. And I'm an idiot and a loser. Hey, hey, hey, hey. You're not a loser. What about an idiot? Never. And I couldn't hate you if I tried. OK. I've got faith in us. We'll get through this. We could sell our baby. No. No, I couldn't do that to you. Well, I'll do it if we have to. I love you so much it makes my heart burn. Oh my god. Did you really grow up in a place like this? Yeah, I guess I take it for granted. No, I wasn't meaning to make you feel guilty. Hey, what if they hate me? Trust me. They'll love you just like I do. Hope not. Oh, how are you darling? Good to see you. Oh, it is lovely to meet you. Andrew, it's very bad for not bringing you around soon. Oh, well, it hasn't been all that long. I know, I know. Whirlwind romance. Where's dad? There is a money market in crisis somewhere, but he won't be long. Oh, Andrew said you were clever and accomplished, but he didn't mention beautiful. Oh, thank you. Oh, and your mother. I couldn't believe it, locking up a widow with a 14-year-old at home. It's appalling. But don't you worry, Andrew will take care of it. No one buys, but he really is quite good. Well, I think so. Oh, here he is now, about time. Sorry. Chinese, too late to move along. Ah, David, this is Kat Kat, Andrew's father. David. Very pleased to meet you, David. Likewise. Uh, release the poor girl, David. Um, let's go outside for some drinks and nibbles, shall we? Yeah, we'll crack open the bubbles. Ah, marvellous, fantastic idea. Come on. I am sorry we had to cancel last night. Blame this one. Guilty. There's always some urgent business to attend to, but fortunately, he's quite good at it, so I forgive him. Thank you, honey. So is that the small talk out of the way? Andrew. Excuse me? Because I'd like to move on to the main item on the agenda. I asked Kat to marry me, and she said yes. Oh. Oh, my goodness. Oh, that is wonderful news. Oh, congratulations. Oh, I don't know why I'm so shocked. You're obviously in love. Well done, well done. Oh, oh, what a soak. I'm going to get some tissues. You make yourself useful. Open some more champagne. I hear and obey. It was you? Yes. Yeah, that's awkward. I was there strictly in a professional capacity. Well, as old as proficient? No, it was a legal thing. Well, that's a relief. Especially if you're marrying my son. Something dodgy going on there? No, not at all. So you're going to say anything? Not if you don't. No, we have an agreement then. Here we are, the good stuff. What did you say his surname was again? Rafferty. Oh, God, no. Hide the silver, lock up the booze, the overshare. David. That went pretty well. Yeah. I really like your mum. Was it the Irish jokes? Yeah. I know dad can be a blowhard, but he's OK, really. And very loyal. Right. And he adores mum. So your mum and dad's relationship's pretty solid then? God, yes. I think I was the only kid in high school whose parents were still together. I want a marriage like theirs and to grow old with you. No offence, but talking about your parents is not really much of a turn on. Oh, what do you want to talk about then? No talking. The thing is, it's not what you learn, it's where you learn it. Rubbish. Fact, the connections you make at high school affect your whole future. Makes sense. It's just with mum inside, I don't know how I'm going to afford the school fees necessary to pay for my future. Lovely speech, dear, but I'm afraid it's wasted on me. The farm barely pays its way. But if I can't afford the fees, I have to go to state school with her teachers like Matt. Come on sis, help me out. 20 grand, money well spent. I'd love to help, but me and Tame can't even afford to buy our house. It's all about you, isn't it? Don't be mean! A bit sensitive, isn't she? Oh, I've got to go and fill up the bath. That bathroom was your father's last renovation. And it's still not finished. Nana Pat, how long are you staying for? As long as I'm needed. Hey bro, that business proposition you mentioned. Oh, yeah. You serious? Absolutely, yeah. What am I looking at? Right in front of you. What's that? The shed, what's in it? Well, not much. That's why it's perfect for a horticultural enterprise. Why do most urban dope growers get busted? Because they're thick as ----. And because of the spike in the power bill caused by the Growland. But in this case, it'll just look like Bianca's been doing more here. When it comes to business, you've got to do your research. You know how you said you might be able to help? I did. You serious about that? Yeah. Um, I can see you've got some empty chairs. I know. Kylie the other day moved to Brisbane. She really likes it over there. Well, who doesn't love Queensland? Yeah. So the business is yours? The lease is in my name, yeah. Well, I could consider buying in. Really? Yeah, I'm looking to diversify and if a little extra would help. Oh god, it would so help. Great. Can I check the lease, take a look around the place? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what about Bianca? She can't move. Sorry bro, but she'll blab. And if we get busted, she'll get in the ----. My business plan does have a contingency for legals. I'll just say it was all me. I mean, I might be 14. Thanks to the bleeding heart liberals, the worst I'll get is a slap on the wrist. And there's parking out here. Great. And is the shed yours? Yeah, it's just got some junk in there at the moment. Sorry, it's not stuck. Well, storage is always an issue. It's good to know. I'll get Kane to have a look at it. Well, I know it's not flash or anything. As I say, potential. I would love to be in business with you, Bianca. Really? Um, okay. Have you got a... Oh. All right. How does that look? That's incredible. Well, I believe in investing in people and we are family. I feel so bad that I don't actually remember you. I came to stay when I was younger. You were just a wee tot. You were gorgeous. Ah, gorgeous. Thanks. So is there anyone else you need to discuss this with? My sister, Kat. She's a lawyer. Oh, lawyers. Fine print. For me, it's all about trust. Is mum? Do you really want to bother her right now? Maybe not. And it probably would be good to set up a separate bank account. Easy peasy. And could some of the money maybe go in quite soon? Are we talking lump sum or regular payments? Regular would be fantastic. Then we have a deal. I'll send a contract to you later today. Okay. See you later. Bye. So what do you say? Well, first thing we need is a better lock. So how are the in-laws? I really like Andrew's mum. Oh, what about the dad? Crusty old codger. Hi. He's a bit looser than I expected. Swinger? Pisshead? Hey, about the hanky-panky, I don't think I can be involved anymore. Strange segue from your future father-in-law. Oh, no, it's got nothing to do with him. It's just work. It's fine with me. But bag's not telling mum about the money going missing. Oh, that's mature. All of the money? Gone? Yeah. Bianca was going to bank it. Hang on. She was going to bank it all at once? What's wrong with that? You don't deposit amounts over 10 grand. It draws attention. Actually, the salon has drawn attention already from Turner. Oh, God, poor Bianca. Maybe we can help pay back the deposit or something? Or she could just try again when we get the insurance money. Nana Pat says it's full steam ahead on the memorial. Yeah, it's on Friday. I wish we could come. Nana Pat's been to see you? Yeah. She had to rub it in. Let me know she cares about her son even if I don't. Look, about dad. You've never heard from him, have you? You mean through a clairvoyant? Could this be dad? I suppose it could. He was taken a couple of weeks ago. Well, then it's not. How could it be? Tell me what's going on. The insurance company aren't convinced dad's dead. They're looking into it. And now apparently they've reconsidered because of... Of course your father is dead. And there's not a day that goes by... Dean was no saint. But do you think he would leave us believing he was dead if he wasn't? I'm sorry, mum, I just... I don't even know how you could suggest it. And there'd be no point in having a memorial if he was still alive. Would there? Nice day for it. Looking for anyone in particular? Yeah. My dad. I thought I'd pop round for a cup of tea and then we'd sail off to, I don't know, Tahiti? Thanks to you I've upset my mum. And you can take your ridiculous theory and shove it. Stop following me! Don't flatter yourself. I'm looking for a mate of your dad's. Dodgy bastard. Thought he might know something. Give it up, OK? It's kind of crowded in here. It won't be for long. What's that, mate? It's a contract. From my investor, the lady I told you about Imogen. Wow, you understand all of that. Ah, I know the little sticky bits are where you have to sign. Maybe I should call Kat. But then she'd think I was dumb. You're amazing. I miss mum, you know. Calling in for a cuppa, having a laugh about the clients. Yeah. Except the clients who weren't real clients. Yeah, that's still pretty out there. They're the old ghost clients. I guess mum must have thought I was stupid too. No. And you've got to be pretty smart to get yourself an investor. All under control? Yeah, I think so. I have to step out for a few hours. It's my father's memorial. I want you to know you have my full support, naturally. Thank you. But it would be remiss of me not to point out your billables are down significantly. Right, yes, I'm getting on top of that and I'll be back to normal by next month. Glad to hear it. Oh, and I should also mention Nathan's being made a massage chef. Oh, right. We're all a team here, so business as usual. Yeah. Congratulations. What can I say? Except awesome. And hey, you know, you get what you work for. Oh, definitely. You have a great family thing. Thanks. Surely goodness and loving kindness will be with me all the days of my life and I shall dwell in the house of the Lord forever. Amen. Dean Francis Rafferty was a man who loved life and embraced it. Mum! Did you get her out for that? I love, thank this one, compassionate request. My, my, how the mighty have fallen. Hello, Pat. Actually, I was just saying a few words. Don't let me hold you up. Well, I was going to say a whole lot more, but you put me off. Sorry. But this is a song I used to sing to Dean when he didn't want to go to sleep. I've been a wild rover for many a year and I've spent all my money on whiskey and beer. Sounds like your dad, all right. Sorry for getting snippy with you. It's all right. I probably shouldn't have mentioned it. Those last few weeks, Dean wasn't himself. He was in trouble and he mentioned the life insurance. You don't think he, you don't think he would have taken his own life? Made it look like an accident so we could collect. Which means he was thinking about us. You kid. Oh, wow. That's Imogen. Your investor? Yeah, that's so nice of her. Oh my god. You remember Imogen? Vaguely. Frances Rafferty. Why am I not surprised? What are you doing here? Why shouldn't I be here? I loved him. You have such a nerve. Dean loved me, Donna. Not you. What the ****? It's the truth. He never loved you. He did. You little tot. Please. How dare you do this in front of my kids? Can I just say goodbye to my children? Don't listen to her. He's always been a liar. Take good care of everybody. You can leave or I'll kick your ass from here to Tiberary. I'm just glad I could be here. Your son was a wonderful man. Wow. Seriously freaky. I know.