The Scenes Where They Break Character

Hey, you guys. Check it out, check it out. Guess what job I just got. I don't know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black. What? Blue blazer back. He wants it back. But you said black. Why would he want his blue blazer black? Well, you know what I meant. No, you messed it up. You're stupid. You be cool. Okay. Which one of you guys is Gunther Centralpert? Hey, Joey. Where's my ring? My dead grandmother's wedding ring. Where is it? Where is it? Way to be cool, man. What's he talking about? There was a ring in a box on my nightstand. After you left, it was gone. You guys think I stole some ring? No. We know you took it, so just save yourself the time and confess. Okay. Who are you? The Hardy Boys? Look what I found in the drain. What? It's some of Richard's hair. What do I do with this? Getting it away from me would be job one. It's weird, but you know what? I don't want to throw this away. I mean, this is like all I have left of him. Gross drain hair. It looks like a tiny little person drowning in your cereal. God, what is wrong with me? You need to get some sleep. I need to get some Richard. That was terrific. Really bitchin'. Wow. It was so wow. Really? I mean, really? Yeah. I mean, you should play in public. Monica, can I talk to you for a second? Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume. Oh, you did this to him? What? I thought he'd love it. His favorite kid's book was The Velveteen Rabbit. The Velveteen Rabbit was brown and white. Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all. No bunny at all. Always no bunny at all. I tried to reach you at work. There's been a fire. What? Oh, my God. What happened? Well, we believe it originated here. In the aroma room. Did everyone get out okay? Well, the draft's okay. And so is the pirate. What is this? No, Phoebe, don't look. You don't want to see what's under there. Oh, the foster puppets. Does it hurt? No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off them. Hello, sweet pants. Wait a minute. What are you going to tell Joanna? About what? When she sees that you're gone, she's going to know that I let you out and that I was in here, and I'm going to get fired. I'll make something up. I'm good at lying. I actually did borrow your Walkman. No, there's nothing to make up. She's going to know that I have a key to her office. I've got to get you locked back the way you were. I don't think so. No, no, no, no. Well, this is much better. Give it to me. No, God, would you just calm down? I'm going to say this for the last time. Would you please just leave? Um, Monica and I aren't supposed to play football. Says who, your mom? Yes. Well, every Thanksgiving, we used to have a touch football game called the Geller Ball. No, no, no, you say that proudly. Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and it got kind of competitive, and one year, Geller Ball 6, I accidentally broke Ross's nose. It was so not an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big, fat grandma arm elbow in my face. Just kept running. To score the winning touchdown, by the way. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You did not win the game. The touchdown didn't count because of the spectacularly illegal... Oh, and by the way, Savage, nose breaking. I won the game. Oh, yeah? Then how come you didn't get the Geller Cup? There was a Geller Cup? Yes, it was the trophy you got if you won the game. But our dad said nobody won that game, and he was sick of our fighting, so he took the trophy... threw it in a lake. And was the curse lifted? Chandler, I want this part so much. Just one kiss, I won't tell anyone. Joey, no means no. I'm sorry, we don't have your sheep. What is that? I think it's the dying cat parade. Sounds like it's coming from across the street. Oh, my God. What? You know the thing that Ross was going to do at our wedding? He was hanging out with me yesterday, and he turned to me, and he said, you're half Scottish, right? No, there's no way it could not be Ross. One, two, three, four. You know the song. Sing along. AC! So? No. Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time? We got some time. Okay, should we get some coffee? Sure. Where?