Tom & Jerry | Who Is The Cutest? | Classic Cartoon Compilation | WB Kids

I've got a big, big ass hair. Wow, it's flying at me. I'm flying all the day. Wow, wow, wow. If you ever hit me, watch me. Watch me. Watch out! You know, son, now that you've grown up, it's time we had a heart-to-heart talk about the facts of life. First of all, you're a dog. And there's three things a dog's gotta know how to do. First, a dog's gotta know how to be man's best friend. That comes in two easy positions. The begging position, with the big, sad, soulful eyes. And the lying at the master's feet position, also with the big, sad, soulful eyes. Now, the second thing a dog has to know is how to bury bones. Why? I don't know. I can never find them after I buried them. That's what dogs is supposed to do. Third, and most important, all dogs gotta know how to chase cats, which happens to be my specialty. Now, if we had a cat... Coincidence. Watch me. This always scares them out of their skin. Shh. Wanna try it, son? I'll be right back. I gotta have a talk with this character. Listen, pussycat, my boy's learning to chase cats, and I don't want him to have any trouble. Understand? When he starts barking, you start climbing. Is that clear? Me? I'm ugly. Still ugly. Goodbye, everybody. Nobody loves me. Nobody. Oh, boy, I sure am ugly. I wish I was dead. Don't eat me, Mr. Pussycat. Please eat me. I'm serious. Nice and clean. Stay our, Chip. Soak up some of that good sunshine vitamin, and I'll be right back with a couple of chops. That's my boy. Come here, son. Say something. No, no, no, no. What's the idea of messing up my boy? Go clean him up. Now put him down. Listen, pussycat, he's clean now, and he better be clean when I get back. And if he ain't, I'll tear your limb from limb. Understand? Are you still gonna eat me? Okay. You're in. I'm sorry. Go after your dog. That's my boy. Yes, sir. You did it again, son. Do you want some rice, please? Look back. Aw, come on. Please? Want a treat? Open your mouth and close your eyes. Oh, boy. Are you all right? Say something. Speak to me. Speak to me, boy. That's all I want to know. Show my face again. Oh, really? Yeah, I'll show you. Ah-choo! Hey, y'all. Hey, you. Ah-choo! I guess my bear has run over there with a wild boar. I guess that's all, too. All gone.