RAREST Animals That ACTUALLY Exist!

Have you ever seen a snake that can fly? Or a lizard that will shoot blood from its eyes? These are just some of the craziest animals in the world. Starting with a bird that can copy any sound. Um, the lyrebird. So it can copy anything, but it lies. No, not a screaming baby. Now, if you listen to this clip, you would think that somebody overlaid a crying baby to the bird. Oh, that is so bad. Are we sure this thing is real? I mean, listen to this last part again, because it's called the lyrebird. Do we know it's telling the truth here? That is so cursed. That's awful. Oh no, more lyrebirds. Maybe they're just normal. Okay, maybe they're not normal. Not normal, Preston. They are mimicking nature. Kids shouting, babies laughing, sirens, camera shutters. What was that? He's saying something. But can a bird actually repeat sounds like this? Whoa, what did he do with his tail? He's in attack mode. I swear we just got shot by a bird. No, okay, what are the clicking sounds? I hear the drill. This is actually terrifying how accurate it is. This is terrifying. This is the backrooms. Oh, I don't like the lyrebird. Call me a liar. No, the bird of the lies. Oh, what? This is the mantis shrimp. He's got a crazy punch. It can't be that bad. Look at this thing, man. It's crazy. It looks cool. It's as strong as firing a bullet. Every punch, they create cavitation bubbles, generating temperatures that almost match the surface of the sun. But that's not all. While humans can see only three colors, they can see up to 12 colors, including... That's OP. Nerf this shrimp. Nerf him. What would 12 colors in real life look like? Cancer cells reflect polarized lights, so they can see cancer in your body. Dude, okay, yeah. There needs to be a nerf patch on this freaking shrimp. Season 12 colors can see the cancer cells before they freaking happen. Dude. Can punch anything underwater and break it. OP. But yet humans have found a way to put it in a box. But who would win, Logan Paul or mantis shrimp? The mantis shrimp. 100%. Yep, see? He just broke the glass like it was nothing. But he didn't even really move. Because I've seen them where they swim really fast and do a punch. Is that his fist? Wait, where is it? It's hard to even see his fist. It's like, here we go. Set the crank. It's like a slap. He's slapping people. What are those bulbs? Yeah, he's got like clubs for fists. Okay, so here's the deal. You have the strongest punch in the world, trade offer. But these are your hands. These are what your hands have to look like. That's what it takes to become the mantis shrimp. I'll take it. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, now this is crazy. I think he can only do that because it's a baby mantis shrimp. Geez, oh my. Yeah, is it just me or are they so aggressive? Dude, wait, add this to Smash Bros. You know how many KOs you would get? This is what they built the One Punch Man show off of. Yes. 100%. The One Punch Shrimp. Is that how big they get? They kind of look like a lobster. I thought shrimps were small and teeny. Not the mantis shrimp. No, not the mantis. Terrifying footage shows a tarantula in the Peruvian Amazon infected by a real-life zombie fungus. Oh, the zombie fungus. This is what The Last of Us, I'm pretty sure, was built off of. This is real? Yes, cordyceps mushrooms. Yeah, there it is. See? I thought this was a made-up show. No. Okay, but here's the deal. I've taken the cordyceps mundrums and I haven't looked like this yet. I don't know if it's a delayed effect. I don't know, man. Your hair's a little crazy. If you were to be taken over, mushrooms wouldn't be terrible. Yeah, they would. That is bad. Actually, never mind, that part's bad. Don't they, like, eat the inside of you and then take you over? Well, they only do this to tarantulas, so far. So far. This mushroom actually grows out of a bug's head. Okay, never mind, so they do it to other bugs. They're supposed to be safe for humans to consume. It's a whole mushroom? That looks like a spoon. But essentially, the insect will consume the mycelium and the roots of the mushroom and then, over time, the mushroom starts growing within the... No. Oh, no. Wait, what if the mantis shrimp gets a cordyceps? So, the mushroom is using the body as, like, fuel. Is the animal still alive? That's a great point. Are we gonna have a bunch of zombie ants and tarantulas coming after us, humans? Where's Mario when you need him? Oh, now, what is this? This is a dinosaur. Wait, he could be happy. I don't know, man. He just walks away like nothing? Hey, let me just scream at you for 10 minutes, pull a Karen, and then just walk away. Hello? That is the Karen bird. I mean, look at how big... Okay, that is a scene from... Jurassic Park. Literally on the road. They're armed with a powerful weapon. Oh, they just kicked the bucket. So, the middle toe is what delivers the kick? Oh, gosh. How did you get that bruise? I got middle kicked by a cassowary. Okay, but can we know where they're from? I swear if it's Australia. It does kind of look like Australia. This is why the middle finger has become bad. Ooh. Because of cassowaries. Crescent, producers who gave us a fact check, this is indeed Australia. Is anybody shocked? What I want to know now is which country has the most dangerous animals, because it's really not looking good for Australia. No, it's not. They have the worst birds so far. Australia, just move. Their birds are dinosaurs. Okay, now what are you going to do, rake it? He's pointing his rake at it. That's their egg? It looks like a dinosaur egg. That's what they're creating. It's got the gooble gobble. Now, is this a shield or is this guy holding a door? It looks like he's holding a door to block it. Dude, the thing's freaking out. This is a real life Chris Pratt right here. This is just your average day in Australia. If you do see one of these, make sure you've got a rake on hand. They're really afraid of it. Have a rake and a shield. Fight the dinosaurs. 2025 is crazy. Have you ever heard of a creature with a completely see-through head? It's called the barreleye fish. Oh my. Is this real? Oh my gosh. It looks kind of sad. What if we could see through each other's skin? Does he have two brains? What are those glowing things? Those are actually its nostrils. Wait, the two green balls are his nostrils? Okay, this is crazy. So the eyes are the green balls, which are protected by the translucent skin. And those are his nostrils. Oh yeah, look at that. That's an alien. That is 100% an alien. We found him. I know what the government was talking about in Mexico. It's the barreleye fish. So when you see a UFO, just there's these fish flying everywhere. Do you think they taste good? There's no way that tastes good. Although I will say the uglier the thing, the better the taste. That's how I know it tastes super good. Okay, oceans, it's just space. I'm at this point, they're all aliens. Well, what I'm thinking is like, what if we had the translucent? Would we get to see each other's brains? Look at me. Yeah, but just your forehead. Only your forehead's allowed to be translucent. And then you could be like, you got more wrinkles. You got the smooth brain. That's such a cursed picture. God does love other things more than others. He plays favorites. Ooh, lizard. Oh, the blood. Okay. That's a bloody mess. When threatened, it aims foul-tasting blood from its eyes towards the mouth of predators. Foul-tasting blood versus good-tasting blood? Oh, not the wolf or coyote. How does this happen? This blood comes from the corner of their eyes and can travel a distance of up to five feet or one and a half meters. Okay, so basically as tall as I am, that's how far it squirts this blood. It only does it when seriously threatened. Are you sad or are you about to fight me? Or are you hurt? Also, what is the difference between bad-tasting and good-tasting blood? Because he did specify that. Oh. It's got to be mixed with tears. Do you think when these lizards cry, they're just bleeding? Well... That's sad. They bleed tears because they cry blood. I need that one answer in the comments. Imagine being a baby lizard, being like, Dad, teach me everything you know. It's good. What the heck? A little dauber. It's a fish. Fish lizard. Okay, it's a speedster. Did he just move by wiggling? That's a straight-up teleport, dude. Audience, put on 0.25. You have to see this. Put on 0.-1. Yeah, that is crazy. You're just so fast at wiggling, you can just escape chopsticks? Like, you're telling me that we can't harness these powers yet? I want to wiggle fast. This is a totally regular fish. Just kidding, it can literally walk on land. It's got arms? Yeah, I just figured out that there's this species of fish... Yo, they get big. They even make great thumbnail faces, too. I want to see him do his wiggle. They got the dog in them. He can climb. You can't do that. But can he stay up there for a long time? Or does he have to go back to the water? He's not that cool. Mudskippers are able to defy the law of fish. Yeah, show me the laws being defied here, buddy. The laws of fish. Because they have not only the ability to breathe through their gills like all fish, but also through their skin while it's... Breathe like a frog. Oh, so they can breathe with their wet skin? Yeah. So they do have to return back to the water a little bit. So it's not a fish. What does a fish even mean? Something in water. I don't know. Because it's fishy. I've always thought if it had fins, then it's a fish. I don't know if I like the mudskipper, huh? The mudskipper kind of terrified me. I think we should mudskip to the next animal. The archerfish. Oh, the archerfish. Oh, I think this fish literally has the ability to shoot with water. What? You know a lot about fish. No, I just think I've seen it... Yes! What? Look at this guy. Professional Call of Duty player. He's a spitter. Good KD. Oh, the best. So it shoots the water out at its prey to get into water so it can eat it. Oh, headshot. Tell me this is not the most gangster fish ever. Kills and eats spiders? Ooh, baby, a triple. Where do these things live? If I'm up there on that branch, is it going to, like, knock me out? Oh, true. We thought llamas were bad. At least the archerfish shoot water. At least they're not shooting their own spit. What if they put a little pebble in their mouth? Southeast Asia. Okay, not Australia. Oh, so here in Texas, I might actually see one. Look at the accuracy. They have this, like, upper lip. Okay, hear me out. You have a bunch of these archerfish all shoot at the same time. And then you just fall in this liquid and get gobbled. Imagine if they're really big. Yeah, then I would not be going in the water. Oh, so they also attack humans. The ultimate trolls. Oh, I just got a new life mission. You get squirted by a fish? Yes! This is on my bucket list. How could you not? You gotta spit back, though. Oh, what? You gotta spit back. Oh, no. Oh, sure. Oh, no. Oh, we got some sharks. Not just any shark. It's time to go goblin mode. It's exactly what you would think it would look like. A literal goblin. I mean, it looks like a goblin. It looks like a monster. That's how it got its name. Yeah, it does look like a monster. I would find this in a cave in World of Warcraft. Way out in front of its body and then snap it back. Oh, no, man. Makes no sense. It is quite hideous. These are the ones that stick their mouths out. See that? That's its mouth. Going goblin mode. So when you think you're far enough away from it, it can just extend its jaw and, bro. It looks like an animatronic from Five Nights. It is quite literally one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. And I feel bad because there are real goblins on this planet. Yeah, we love goblins. We found them. How did the real goblins feel about the goblins in the water? These are the questions. Hello. Smile. Hey, school pictures are rough, dude. I don't know what to tell you. That's a much more normal looking goblin. Is that not normal looking? It's got a smaller nose. He's had plastic surgery. 100%. Most attractive goblin in the ocean. What is this guy? Hello. Oh, he's got a huge mouth. You already know he's going to swallow something. Whoa! This is the hippo of the ocean. Yo, he's got... What the... Oh, my gosh. You have like a baseball mitt mouth. I'm scared, but also intrigued. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Whoa. Should we blur this out? Now, I know what this is as a married man. Wait. Is this how you and your wife kiss? Every day. How did they get it open so big? This is a sarcastic fringe head. So, is it funny? It looks funny. It looks so funny. It looks a little funny. How can they be so aggressive when they're so funny looking? So, their mouth is their shield. Chase and I do this quite often, too. Don't tell mom. Not hand-to-hand combat. Not fin-to-fin combat. Mouth-to-mouth combat. So, is the winner of the fight the bigger mouth? Never get swallowed. Okay, I've never seen this fish. I'm not joking. Because it is like a hermit crab, but a fish, but a big old mouth fish crab. Oh, oh. Oh, vain. No way. Whoever did this, you are the goat. The fact that you put a mirror for this guy, he's going to push the mirror over. Is it a fish or an eel? Nobody knows. He's the sarcastic fringe head. We've got to talk to the scientists. Who are naming these creatures? That's a good point. This is brutal. I prefer Adam. Dog. Fish. The yellow tail. Oh, the flying snake. Oh, you said, yeah, you said there was a flying snake. I love snakes. When they fly? Yes. We've always said when pigs fly, this will happen. But we've never said when snakes will fly. Ew. And it's happening today. That's a falling with style. That is falling with style. He, like, uses the branch to leap. Yeah, it's like a trampoline for him. Oh, he's a smart snake. Imagine you're just walking down a path and one of these jumps on you, man. Want to go for a walk this morning? It's so beautiful. Snake! No. Yo, that is majestic, though. Okay, look, I'm just saying, man, like, snakes have a little bit more finesse than us humans. Imagine a pet snake and you can just, like, jump. This is him up top. It goes a lot further than you think. What are you doing? You did not catch him. He's, like, launching him. Is it, like, gliding through air? It looks like it catches air time. It doesn't take damage. No fall damage. I want to see an eagle just go, nope, take it.