Dylan Mulvaney Responds to Being Butt of Trump's Joke During White House Correspondents' Dinner

My name is Dylan Mulvaney and the president of the United States said my name in his speech four times on Friday night. It wasn't her on the Bud Light can. It was Dylan Mulvaney. Mind you, I've been kind of flying under the radar, keeping up a pretty low profile, just like doing my little musicals, singing, dancing. And yet I am still his topic of conversation all these years later. And it seems to me that I might be like the one that got away I want to personally congratulate CNN's Caitlin Collins on receiving her award. It was all about me. It's a fake. She shouldn't get the award. It was a fake. But I didn't mind. I said, Caitlin, congratulations. But it was fake. There's no question about it. But she's a young, attractive woman. She never smiles. I said, Caitlin, do you have a smile? Smile. You have a nice position. You're at CNN Fake News. You should be a happy person. So smile, Caitlin. Just smile. But we attack. And I thought Caitlin had really made it big with a major new sponsorship. But then I informed her that it wasn't her on the Bud Light can. It was Dylan Mulvaney. And Dylan Mulvaney cost Bud Light thirty five billion dollars in market cap. That was the worst commercial ever made, by the way, for those few people that want to hear that. Most people don't care, but I would. I wouldn't want to hire Dylan anytime soon. Think of it. They hired Dylan Mulvaney and their market cap has gone down by thirty five billion dollars. Who wrote that commercial? Hi. Impressive carrying skills, right? I got some Bud Lights for us. So I kept hearing about this thing called March Madness, and I thought we were all just having a hectic month. But it turns out it has something to do with sports. Firstly, I would like to congratulate CNN's Caitlin Collins on her award and tell her that I'm incredibly honored to be compared to her in any way. Why is it so important to them that I don't find success? Like, what is it that I have that they don't? Oh, my God. Freedom. I am free in a way that they will never have the privilege to experience and they want to use their power to take away my freedom. But what they don't understand is that my freedom has like zero contingency on what they can provide for me because my freedom is fully dependent on the moment that I acknowledged my real authentic self in every day since.