When A Cockatoo Gets Up At 4 AM!!!!

Were you good for Heather last night? Was Heather here to see you? Huh? Did Heather put you to bed last night? Did Heather put you to bed last night? While I was away? Did she? Were you good for her? Yeah. Were you a cooperative bird? Were you a cooperative bird for Heather? Because you're grumpy today. You've been trying to get out of bed since four o'clock this morning. It's now 5 16 a.m. on a Sunday morning and you've been trying to get up for an hour. You don't think that's a bit extreme? No? Got nothing to say? Got nothing for me? You don't think it's too early? I do. I think it's too early. Too early for this kind of craziness. Too early for craziness like this. You're supposed to sleep in on the weekend. You know what sleeping in is? I didn't think so. Maxwell? Leave the phone alone. Now. Move it. Maxwell? You're not listening. I need a carrot. Maxwell? Maxwell bird? What's your name Maxwell bird? Maxwell. You're missing a lid. Use some cling wrap. Use some cling wrap. Get away from that bed Maxwell. Maxwell? Good day sir. Hi. I said good day. Good day sir. You're fine. All I'm doing is cleaning stuff up and putting it in containers from yesterday. I had leftover veggie pizza. Veggie pizza. They ate all the sticky buns but they didn't eat all the veggie pizza. Are you not going to put it on? I know. I'm so glad that you're not going to put it on. All right. Have a great goodbye. Safe. Hopper. Chandra. Harry Potter. Bye.