Chuck Schumer Farts On The Senate Floor

Chuck Schumer was airing out his grievances over Trump's Iran war and then out of the blue, something happened that was out of his control. Chuck Schumer decided to air out the Senate floor with a fart. Yes, ass gas. Get my farts ready, man. Give me some farts. There you go. Okay, ass gas, booty tooty, air biscuits. Let's go to Will Kane Country Podcast for the report, please. This is going to be Chuck Schumer reportedly farting on the floor in the Senate. We need a complete investigation that's independent. Now on Iran and the NDAA, when all the Trump administration. The first two things that give it credibility for me, that's a genuine sound in a lot of ways, including the volume of it. It wasn't too loud. He's standing. I know that's why I'm always. And his pause helps. It was the pause. He laughs. He does smirk. He does laugh a little, doesn't he? Because when the Trump administration, he does a little laugh in there. Goddamn Chuck. All right. That sounded like the ruler's back was about to start playing. All right. I encourage y'all to go watch the video because not only the Chuck Schumer smile. Okay. When that butt trumpet started to play, he lifted up off his feet like this. Okay. He lifted up off his feet like he was trying to peek over a gate. Okay. And yes, I know. Oh, the people fart without knowing it. All right. Why does this happen? Because the muscles that control the bunkie can weaken with feeling it happen. And let that ladies and gentlemen is why Chuck Schumer is getting donkey today. Okay. Listen, I'm a person who doesn't fart in his clothes. So I'm judging that as well. Liar, but Chuck Schumer. Well, first of all, I'm not lying. Cause I'm still at the age where I can control farting in my clothes. Okay. Chuck Schumer clearly cannot. And that's why we are gathered here today because America has no choice, but to treat Congress like a retirement community because Congress is by far the world's most expensive assisted living facility. The average age of the Senate, I think is about 65. Some of the oldest members are in their eighties and nineties. Chuck Grassley of Iowa is 92. Imagine what he does in his pants and doesn't even know. All right. Bernie Sanders is 83 Mitch McConnell. We don't even know if he's alive. All right. Lindsey Graham just died. This isn't about a fart. It's about one system where people stay in office so long that every viral moment like this turns into another debate about whether it's time for them to pass the torch. Okay. The age thing is such a distraction. Imagine giving a speech about the Iran war. And the only thing people are talking about is the bomb that dropped out of your bunkie. Okay. A barking couch frog jumped out of your bunkie. And that is the headline of your speech. Okay. Listen, the moral of the story is this. We need younger leaders in office. All right. They create better generational balance. All right. Older lawmakers hold seats for decades. And as you can see, they fart in them. And that smell makes it hard for new voices to enter the system. Okay. Younger elected officials will inspire other young people to vote and join the political process. We don't need Chuck Schumer. Okay. Dropping nukes on the Senate floor. And yes, that was a nuke because there was just a little fallout. All right. It's just another moment that reminds we the people that our political leadership is not only full of, but has been around so long that social media is debating whether that was a Senate speech or a commercial for Medicare. Don't get a day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney, Michael, the bull lamb is soft. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michael, the bull.com that's Michael, the bull.com. And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns every day. I wake up, wake your ass up. Breakfast club.