Wedding Speech | Bridesmaids Sing a Song To Dride And Groom

It is now our pleasure to say a few words to the melody of a song you may have heard. This is the tale of the bride and groom in the musical stylings of Clare and Jules. And it goes... Catherine set on the path to Spinster Hood. Moved back home to the Fanny Grove Hood. She met a strange fella called Thomas McKenna. She asked him on a date with her friend Julia. And he said, bit weird but I kind of like ya. So a throuple date is a good starter. Can I pretty please have your number? Oh whoopsies. Tom quickly learned she ain't the best cook around. Her specialty raw veggies and overcooked meat so tough it'll fling off your plate to the other side of the room when you cut it. He found. It's okay she's improved a bit. Her cooking now is slightly less ----. And he said, babe all good I still like her. Don't worry it's not yet game over. She's trying really hard even if it was a failure. She's still mine. High five. Back off other players. Joke aside she's a pretty good big sister. She was our first friend and sassy mentor. She taught us the art of swapping clothes. And beginning to return them after a week or so. And we said, she's trouble but we kind of like ya. Mum's still waiting for that glass of water. Can you hear, can you hear the thunder? Return my shorts or I'm gonna thump ya. Dad's pretty chuffed to have another man in the family. To sit with him and do man things like watch footy. Sorry just hold up a sec. Yeah we're up to that. But um if you're gonna be our brother. Let us win at board games for once or we'll make you suffer. After years of searching Catherine's found her Mr Darcy. A calm and softly spoken American, hardly. We didn't know who would get her. Turns out it was Thomas McKenna. So we sang, I kind of like ya. The three of us put together, McKenna. We're alive together, we love you mom. Because Tom, there's no return from this point on.