Digger • teaser trailer

Everything changes, you know. One day you're a cat. Just take a little taste for daddy. Come on, sweetheart. Or a king. Next day, you're just ashes in a box. How long would you say she has? Between two weeks and five minutes. Mr. Rockwell, my name is Sandy Clarkson. Yeah, Sandy. How you been, buddy? You're the man with the five-foot crack. Now, a glacier over there in Greenland, it shifts five feet. Now, this desk in front of me is bigger than five feet. No, no, Mr. Rockwell. My dick is a tenth of that size. What do you want me to shut down a billion-dollar platform over something that's ten times the size of my dick? I don't believe you understand what's happening, sir. What did you just say? Sorry, sir. Well, I know perfectly well what's going on there, because I'm paying for the whole thing. I'm paying for your ******* 90% Hungarian goose down winter jacket. I'm paying your salary. You want to shut her down? Well, uh... Damn! Mr. President, we're utterly unprotected against a disaster of this magnitude. What's our worst-case scenario? 18 trillion dollars, sir. Is that all the bad ******* news? There's the nuclear waste, too. Oh, man. Digger here got us into this mess, and Digger's gonna dig us out again. Well, let's ******* go. You knew long before the rest of us. That is why it is your problem. If you can't control the course of nature, at least we can control the nerd. But it happened. Mother Nature, she loved to win it. You're gonna save the world. All right, fellas. Mother Nature wants a fight. Is he okay? Mr. President. Mr. President? **** this iceberg. Let's dance. Help me shape the story. They already know the story. They know the facts. The story is yet to be told. When all else fails, you hit them with the truth. You know, the hard truth. Just bang, bang, bang. Yeah, that feels good, doesn't it? That's my girl.