Government-Issued Clone Discount Card Prank

Could I get three orange small fresh juice smoothies? And could I use my clone discount card? So it's a new government mandated clone discount card. There's this new government program that if you can get cloned right and you can get three for the price of one. It's like a new thing that the government just came out with. It is legit. It's official. It's from Clones Affairs Canada. You can charge for two and give me three? All right, so we're going to try to get into the movies. For the price of one for all three of us. We're going to see Pray for the Devil. That's scary. One ticket. And here next. I think we're going to get in three for the price of one. Are you ready? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go. Do you have a ticket? Oh right, the ticket. Can't forget that. Hello. Hi. Oh, they're clones. Thank you. Oh, oh no. We have the clone, uh, the discount card. It doesn't work like that. Really? You haven't heard of the new, the new government. Not here. The new government clone discount card. No, I haven't heard of that. But it's, it's, uh, it's right here. Clone Affairs Canada. Three for the price of one. You haven't heard of that? Really? Maybe it's a new program. You just haven't heard of it, but you can actually go there. Right, so you could go actually there and get two clones for yourself, and you get three for one deals. I think I'm good. You think so? Yeah, I'm good about it. Like, they don't, they don't even talk. See, look, you can touch them, but they don't even say anything. They just follow you everywhere? They follow me everywhere. Wow. I know. So it's a, it's a no deal? Yeah, not here. What if we just like, kind of, they hid behind me and you can't see them? And like, pretend we just shimmy in. Would that work? No? You go away because you can still see them? Yeah. They're not very good clones. All right. How about I'll keep them here for the day. I'm going to go watch my movie. Okay. All right. I'm kidding. They can actually talk. See, they can talk. I'm actually, I don't think I'm going to see the movie now, but you know, you could take the feed. Well, that didn't work, guys. No, that was a hard one. She vigorously put her arm in front of me and didn't let me through. There's always next time. And now I'm not even going to go see the movie. Do one of you guys want it? I'm sorry. I'm good. Well, better luck next time. What up, guys? It's the Manchurian triplets here. We're back with another banger. Today, we're at the mall and we're going to be trying to get three for one deals with our government proof clone discount card. You guys ready? Well, they don't even talk, but let's go. Hello. How are you? Good, good. Um, could I get three of these dear Santa bars? I know it's fine. Oh, uh, did you bring up three there? Is there any way I could use my clone discount card? It's uh, I don't know if you've ever seen this before, but it's they're my clones. It's like government proof. Like Trudeau just came out with the program, actually. No, have you heard of have you heard of the new clone discount program? So basically like I get buy one item, but get three because they're both my clones. No. What if I got Trudeau on the phone? No. Still a no. All right. How about I just, uh, get one and you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to share it with them. That's okay. So you actually never heard of the program, the clone discount card? You could get cloned. That was, uh, she was, she, she was very weirded out. My hand was shaking when I was giving her the card. Whatever. I mean, not bad. At least we got some chocolate out of it. You know, Trudeau setting these new programs up. That's what going, that's what's going on. Oh yeah, yeah, right, right. And it's basically a clone discount card. Yeah. Trudeau personally, uh, gifted us with this. Like we know him. Can I get three orange, uh, small fresh juice smoothies? And could I use my, uh, clone discount card? So it's a, it's a new government mandated clone discount card. You don't do that clone discount card? Really? You've never heard of that before? Oh, so you can, you can do three for the price of one, right? Is that what you're saying? Once you turn that off, I'll ask, I'll ask. Okay. So, so you were saying that you could do the three for one? The three, the three drinks for the one? You were saying you could do that? For the price of one, right? You can charge for two and give me three. Okay. I mean, uh, but they, they, they can't even drink it, but I guess that's fine. So two for three. Okay. Do you want to take a look at that? It is a legit, it's official. It's from clones affairs, Canada. Yeah. Trudeau came out with this new program and it was just like, I don't know. I mean, you could actually do it too, if you wanted to get clone and then you get like the clone discount. You know what I mean? No. So there's this new government program that if you, you can get cloned, right? And you can get three for the price of one. It's like a new thing that the government just came out with. You didn't know that. Okay. All right. Well, look into it. I'm going to hand it to you guys and don't grab it. Thank you very much, sir. And I appreciate you, uh, helping up the clone program. Thank you. All right. Right. They can't, they can't use their hands. Wow. Well, guess what? We just got two. No, we got three for the price of two. The clone discount does work. But you know, we're going to be good Samaritans and go pay for the last one. Why didn't you guys take your drinks? Oh, cause you're clones, right? That was good though. I'll take it now. How's it going, sir? Good, good. Um, I want to get some chocolate. I was thinking for a gift. Thank you. Maybe, uh, this. Could I actually use my clone discount card? I have two clones, right? They don't even talk. They're actually not real people. They're made by the government of me. And this is the card. I mean, I've never seen this card before. So it's brand new. They just came out with the program. Brand new thing. You could actually go there and get your own two clones and they'll give you the clone discount card and you can, and you can get two more for free. Yeah, it is. So could I get three of those for the price of one? I can like, look like they don't even talk. They don't move. I can't, they're just straight up clones. You know what I mean? So what do you say? Yeah, they're real clones. Like you can go get clone. Like you, I just did this the other week. Yeah. Oh yeah. I made that one serious. I made that one a little bit more jolly. The government, it's government mandated. Clone Affairs Canada. It says right there. So what do you say? Three for the price of one? Yeah. All right. I appreciate it. I would really recommend this program for yourself. It's a good discount. You get so many deals with this. It's basically like you get three for the price of one and they can't even eat it. I just, I just put it on their pocket and it's theirs. Well, thank you. Oh, you want to carry you really onto this program. Aren't you? All right. I'll send you the info. All right. Thanks, man. Three for the price of one. It was crazy. Dude, he was so, he was so interested. He actually thought you were like legit clones. Like he, he wants to get clones. I felt you guys. Oh yeah. You know what? We're going to be good people. Like always. And we're going to go by the other two. Yeah, we'll go by the other two. Yeah, let's go. Good. Okay. What up guys? It's the man. Ready? What up guys? It's the Manchurian triplets here. And today we're at the mall and we're going to be, What up guys? It's the Manchurian triplets here and we're at the mall. And today we're going to be licking horns.