I Bought a Mini G-Wagon

There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says fool me once, shame on... shame on you. If you fool me, you can't get fooled again. This is my MINI G-Wagon. It is totally street legal, but it's not cheap. This costs more than the MINI Porsche, it costs more than the Stark, with everything included. The car delivery warranty from Voltrix. This is a $16,000 MINI electric G-Wagon. Let's check this out, rip it around, and then we're riding with an absolute legend. This emblem, I put the emblem on. This was not Voltrix, they're not allowed to do that. Real headlights and turn signals. Black handlebars, nope. The body paneling is insane, this is all metal. Golf cart wheels, I don't know anything about these, but they look nice. Tail lights with the blinkers, there's no wheel in here. This is a fully licensed vehicular device, it could easily have a California plate. It plugs in just like any EV, but it takes about six hours, so you don't want to be left in a pinch. Let me show the inside here, that's where they really started cooking. And it really doesn't feel that MINI at all. I've got so much headroom. Stitched steering wheel, lighting, a pretty legit shift knob, this goes between drive, neutral, reverse. And when you put it into reverse, you've got a backup camera. And it even has sensors, which you can hear beeping right now. There's a USB port and fully functioning air conditioning. I was told this gets ice cold. The Porsche definitely doesn't have that. Not only can I put my own window down, my first car, I had to crank it. So that's already nice, but I can also turn the passenger window down. That is so convenient. You've got your battery power and your speed, and there's another battery indicator right there. Two visors if the sun's out and a mirror for your lady. You can listen to music, there are speakers all around this MINI car. And look how much space you have in the back row. There's a hidden secret back here. Oh, you got all this storage space. I'm going to jump out. I'm going to jump out. And when you open it from back here, it's just easy to fit stuff because you have this whole opening. Easily two bikes can fit in here. Where you would go with those two bikes? I don't know. This thing has about 30 miles of range. I didn't even remember to talk about this. I have not had a chance to drive this car at all. And it rolled back. We didn't put the parking brake on. This is classic. This is classic. We'll just consider it pre-dented blown away by this thing out of the box. This is a proper MINI G-Wagon. It's nicer than the first car I ever owned. And I think it's time to take it into the street. How does the MINI G-Wagon make the truck look so small? This is my absolute first drive in this. Besides pulling it out of the driveway at home. Before we leave, I did do three customizations. We got a little Sir Onster standing right there. Onster rides tag. And I might have jumped the gun on this, but I needed a speaker back here. This thing is loud. At 30 miles an hour, the only real thing to do in this is LARP. The ultimate place to LARP is none other than Rodeo Drive. That's where I took the MINI Porsche. It's where everyone takes their fancy car. I'm going to go flex so hard on them. Did I show you this? I want to play my Maybach music, but I'm going to get sued for that. It's almost... Hey, what's up twin? It's a G-Wagon. They sell a MINI now. Let's pull over. Did you make this? No. I love that we ran into each other. Ron. Ron. Yeah. Um, you make the little cars and ----, don't you? And you ride on the Surat, yeah? Yes, sir. I kind of thought so when you had your helmet. I was like, wait a second. There's someone... I didn't know you had this. I just got it. This is the first drive on it. This is... What is it? It's from Voltrix. It's the company. I'm shamelessly taking up the lane. Oh, hell yeah. It's not even that small. I watch every video every Saturday. What's up, dude? Thanks for saying hi. Thank you so much for pulling over and saying hi. Your car is so nice, dude. And I love Australia. Yeah. Have a good one. MINI G-Wagon out. The LARPing continues. You know what's interesting is when I was driving the MINI Porsche, the only people that did not approve of the MINI Porsche were Porsche people. Now, here's the first white G-Wagon I run into, and he loves it so much he pulls over to say hi. According to my market research thus far, G-Wagon owners are way cooler than Porsche owners. I'm just going to say it. I've run the regression. The data doesn't lie. What's the speed limit here? I'm definitely over it. Here's another G-Wagon up here. It's black though. There's two of them. They're a dime a dozen out here. There's another G-Wagon. This is insane. They can't afford the MINI one though. It's pretty sad. Look at this poor bastard in his G-Wagon. It's not even MINI. There's another G-Wagon right here. It's a different one. G-Wagon. G-Wagon. That kid's wheeling his scooter. Pop it up. Pop it up. When I was in 8th, 9th, and 10th grade, I lived in Rome, Italy. I was too young to have a license, so I would skate and take the bus or metro everywhere, including to school. The real ballers at school, like the really wealthy kids, had something called a macchinetta. In Italian, a macchina is a car. A macchinetta is like a small car. In Italy, they have a rule. You only need to be 14 years old to drive it. At 14 years old, you can have a small car and drive it in the streets of Italy. People showing up to school in their own macchinetta was like a crazy flex. I would be lying to you if I said I didn't really, want a macchinetta. They cost 20,000 euros because they tax it really heavy. They don't want every kid in Italy to have a macchinetta. They're really small. They're like smart cars, but their motor engine is a 50cc engine. If you can't afford a macchinetta, you could get a motorino, which is a small motorcycle, you could probably guess. That's also 50cc. The real ballers, they had macchinettas. They had motorinos. I just remember so badly wanting a macchinetta or motorino. It really feels cool now to have something that would **** on all those kids. My kid's going to lose it. No way? Yeah. He **** loves you. They would go back and forth with each other about who's, oh my God, about who's this faster. It's so funny. I'm going on a 20 minute drive to go get Taco Bell because I can. Nobody can tell me not to. Thank you, Jaleel Wara, for leaving a five-star review on Ronster Rides. Let's go. I love that. Now I'm going to get copyrighted. On the topic of the lawsuit, I am 100% not allowed to use that song anymore. It was not Kyle the Hooligan. He's also a victim of this. It's a Warner Chapel cause and trouble. I saw some people leaving mean comments on Kyle the Hooligan's page. I appreciate you looking out for me. He is not the perpetrator. He's also a victim. Kyle the Hooligan's been supporting this channel since the very, very beginning. He's never asked for a penny for using his music. He is a true supporter, so please show love to him. He's also fighting this. It's that sample in the song. It's getting claimed. Uh-oh, what happened? RTR Lite on Ronster Rides, sold. We are right around the corner from the drive-through. Bro's tripping. He said, shame on me. Shame on you. We're the one yelling in the street. God, it must be so pathetic to have a normal-sized car. I actually, pity. That ain't breaking necks. I'm totally playing around, by the way. This is crazy, but I'm doing it. Yikes. I wouldn't even ride a bike on the curb, but I'm driving this up here cause I missed the entry. Here we go. No one knew a thing. Now, can you do that in a full-size G-Wagon? It says, oh, no drive-thru. Bruh, I missed the no part. We're moving, listening to Polo G right now. This is fire. Is it just me, or like you can listen to a song your entire life a thousand times and never know the lyrics to it, but still love the song? That's me with, I literally don't know the lyrics to any songs, except for On My Own by Kyle the Hooligan. I know that whole song. So, I'm going to go around this and then sneak in front of these guys, bro. High IQ move right here. Can I please get one bean burrito with no cheese and a frozen baja blast? Ooh, we're in a drive-thru in the mini G-Wagon. It fits so well. When I try to take my truck through the drive-thru, I scrape up on the edges. Thank you very much. Have a good day. I feel like a TikToker in my car. What the f**k's up, you guys? Today, we're going to try the bean burrito from Taco Bell. This is a sponsored collab. I did have to pay for it. Yo, chat, yo, chat. I put the new 4Gs on my feet. That's a crazy gas station. It's like they didn't render it all the way. Can you park anywhere besides right behind my truck so I can use it? My bad, boss. I've got this little car I'm trying to load onto the ramp. I'm sorry. Oh no, where is it? Good for you for doing that, man. No, don't apologize. I appreciate you looking out for the squirrel. That's awesome. Why is that the nicest person in the world? Bro's like, sorry, I'm just trying to save a baby squirrel, and that makes me the a**hole. It's time to get back on two wheels, but the meetup is 15 miles away, which is perfect for the mini G-Wagon. It's all charged up. I've got a 100-foot extension cord for the charger. It's going in the trunk. The Zeus is charged up. Let's see if it fits back here. This was so much easier in my head. Come on. Pull down the windows, open up the gate. We are out. I am just realizing now by the time I'm back, I will have driven 30 miles, which is the maximum claimed range. How many clowns do you think could fit in a mini G-Wagon? Clearly one, at least one. It sounds like a Peterbilt. Five on the diesel. So this is my speed, and that's regular traffic speed. The Zeus goes faster than the car. We're down 10%. Let me do some math on that. Two miles cost us 10%. That means we're on track to get 20 miles of range. I'm not making it back. Damn, Pierre, where'd you find this? All right. This is actually blowing my mind that there's somebody who's stayed behind me. This woman has stayed behind me, zoned out. She doesn't realize she's going 15 miles an hour below the speed limit. Is that an NPC? You don't have to be there. How do you move through life if that's your sense of urgency? Canyon Golf Course. Seems like a suitable spot for a golf cart. Park carts on the side of the building. I'm going to park my cart on the side of the building. Pardon? Somebody behind you. Oh, okay. Thank you. Oh, I saw it said park the carts over here, so golf cart. This isn't a golf cart. It is, but it just has a roof on it, but it's a golf cart. Okay, yeah, but you wouldn't be able to take this onto the course. Oh, okay. All right. I'll back up. I'll back up. Thank you, boss. I already got kicked out. Yeah, he's like, that's not a golf cart. Sorry, it's cooler than yours, but... Bro, you must have driven right past us. It blends in. Dude, it's spacious in the back, right? It's so spacious. Okay, I'm tripping how comfortable this is. It's hot. Yeah. When are these going to be available on Rosserun? We find a spot to park it and then just go for a ride. Dude, it's so cool having you in the... I haven't had any guests in this yet. You're the first guest. Isn't that cute? Hell yeah. We're on the Zeus from Rosserides. Oh, it's because the last time we rode it, we rode it to zero. I didn't give it enough time to recharge. Oh, it feels so good to be back on a... What the hell? Oh, my kickstand's still up. It feels so good to be back on a bike. I feel like I've just been sitting in traffic the last two days. A little off-road on the Zeus Ski. Probably one of the last bikes I would choose for this, but no suspension, haven't asked. We might have bit off more than we can Zeus instead of choose. Yeah. Oh, that's kind of a fun hit. Maybe on the Stark Ski. So nice out. Jim, you look a little too cool. I don't know what's up. Bikes are the best. You need a car to get the bike places, but the bike is the end goal. How can you beat a bike? It's as minimal as you can get with the maximum performance. Nothing performs like a bike in the street or in the dirt. Come on, you got that. You got that. Let's go. This is amazing. Beautiful. I can't believe I just drove the mini G-Wagon here, pulled the Zeus out, and now I'm on this gorgeous ride. This is awesome. Two more guys. Man, life really is just sunshine and rainbows. What's up? Hey, Max. Nice to meet you. Downside triple tail whip. Hey, Sam. Such an honor. Welcome to America, baby. You guys are goats. You're easily one of the first people to get on a Siron and show what it can do. I can't get over how excited I'm about this. No way. Sam Pilgrim on the RTR. I can't believe we're out here. This is so cool. Literally two goats. Hey, Sam Pilgrim. This guy can get on any bike and show you the potential. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. That's what your ride out is going to be like. We'll be with electric bikes. Those are called mini bikes. They're all gas, and they're their whole own culture out here. Very LA. You don't see that anywhere else. Come on, dude. Sam Pilgrim. That's literally Sam Pilgrim. Yeah. Hold that throttle. Yeah. Yeah. Sam Pilgrim on those. Yeah. You look good on it. Dude. Oh, my God. Can I just fanboy for a second? Are you going to join the ride? Man, you're killing it. You got the echo. Oh, it's so cool. Oh, really? Yeah. I love what you did to it. You got the roof rack, the headlight. No way, dude. Is it street legal? He doesn't have a plate on it. There's no plate. Oh, so you're just out here. You're not even plated. Yeah, no. I've been like 30 minutes away. I've never gotten stopped. Let's do something like that. What is that? It's our carbon fiber on Ronstrad's. Thank you for saying that. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, it is real carbon. And we also have a black one if you didn't want the red. Thank you so much for saying that. I've been working hard on it. It's like our first in-house product. In this video, we larped the new G-Wagon and rode with some absolute legends. It was a classic fool me once, fool me twice situation. That night, I forgot to put a rock behind the wheel. They are addressing this with the factory. Next week, I am finally reviewing every bike under $1,500. This is a highly anticipated video. I'm a lot of bike riding to make up for a lack thereof this week. As always, thank you so much for watching until the end. Hey, hey. Brand new bike. Brand new shoes. White on white. White on white. If we race, you gonna lose.