Tony and Bruce's Friendship | Official Compilation

Subic's notes. The extraction theory papers. Am I the only one who did the reading? Does Loki need any particular kind of power source? He'd have to heat the cube to 120 million Kelvin just to break through the Coulomb barrier. Unless Subic has figured out how to stabilize the quantum funneling effect. Well, if he could do that he could achieve heavy ion fusion at any reactor on the planet. Finally, someone who speaks English. Is that what just happened? It's good to meet you, Dr. Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled and I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster. Thanks. Dr. Banner is only here to track the cube. I was hoping you might join him. Let's start with that stick of his. It may be magical but it works an awful lot like a hydro weapon. I don't know about that. But it is powered by the cube. And I'd like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys. Monkeys? You don't understand? I do. I understood that reference. Shall we play, doctor? The switcher? The gamma readings are definitely consistent with salvage reports from the Tesseract. But it's going to take weeks to process. If we bypass their mainframe a direct route to the homework cluster we can clock this at around 600 teraflops. All I packed is a toothbrush. You know, you should come by Stark Tower sometime. Top ten floors, all R&D. You'd love it. It's candy land. Thanks, but the last time I was in New York I kind of broke Harlem. What's the rumpus? Well, the scepter. You see, we were wondering how Strucker got so inventive. So I've been analyzing the gem. Inside you may recognize Jarvis, doctor. Started out, Jarvis was just a natural language UI. Now he runs the Iron Legion. He runs more of the business than anyone besides Pepper. Top of the line. Yes? I suspect not for long. Meet the competition. It's beautiful. You have to guess. What's it look like? Like it's thinking. I mean, this could be... It's not a human mind. I mean, look at this. They're like neurons firing. At that instructor's lab I saw some fairly advanced robotics work. He deep-sixed the data but I gotta guess he was knocking on a very particular door. Artificial intelligence. This could be it, Bruce. This could be the key to creating Ultron. I thought Ultron was a fantasy. Yesterday it was. Harness this power. Apply it to my Iron Legion probe. That's a man-sized if. Our job is if. What if you were sipping margaritas on a sun-drenched beach turning brown instead of green? I'm not looking over your shoulder for Veronica. Don't hate. I helped design Veronica. As a worst-case measure, right? How about a best case? What if the world was safe? What if next time aliens roll up to the club, and they will, they couldn't get past the bouncer? The only people threatening the planet would be people. I want to apply this to the Ultron program. But Jarvis can't download a data schematic this dense. We can only do it while we have the scepter here. That's three days. Give me three days. So you're going for artificial intelligence and you don't want to tell the team. That's right. You know why? Because we don't have time for a city hall debate. I don't want to hear the man was not meant to meddle medley. I see a suit of armor around the world. Sounds like a cold world, Tom. I've seen colder. This one, this very vulnerable blue one needs Ultron. Peace in our time. Imagine that. Go to sleep. Okay, pal, we're going to get you out of town. Not that way. Come on, Bruce, you got to work with me. Everybody out. I'm sorry. Damage report. That's comprehensive. Well, I promised a stress-free environment. No tension. No surprises. Ow. Hey. Nothing. Are you nuts? Sure as hell. You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz, bongo drums, huge bag of weed. Is everything a joke to you? Funny things are. Threatening the safety of everyone on this ship isn't funny. That's not. It's all right. I wouldn't have come aboard if I couldn't handle pointy things. You're tiptoeing, big man. You need to strut. And you need to focus on the problem, Mr. Stark. You think I'm not? What did Fury call us and why now? Why not before? What isn't he telling us? I can't do the equation unless I have all the variables. You think Fury's hiding something? He's a spy. Captain. He's the spy. His secrets have secrets. You're bugging him too, isn't it? I just want to finish my work here. Doctor. Oh, warm light for all mankind. Loki's jab at Fury about the cube. I heard it. Well, I think that was meant for you. Even if Barton didn't tell Loki about the tower, it was still all over the news. The Stark Tower. That big, ugly building in New York? It's powered by an arc reactor, self-sustaining energy source. That building will run itself for, what, a year? It's just the prototype. I'm kind of the only name in clean energy right now. That's what he's getting at. So why didn't S.H.I.E.L.D. bring him in on the Tesseract project? I mean, what are they doing in the energy business in the first place? Guy's not wrong about Loki. He does have the jump on us. What he's got is an Acme dynamite kit. It's going to blow up in his face. And I'm going to be there when it does. I'll read all about it. Or you'll be suiting up with the rest of us. Now, you see, I don't get a suit of armor. I'm exposed, like a nerve. It's a nightmare. You know, I've got a cluster of shrapnel trying every second to crawl its way into my heart. This stops it. This little circle of light, it's part of me now. Not just armor. It's a terrible privilege. But you can control it. Because I learned how. Hey, I read all about your accident. That much gamma exposure should have killed you. So you're saying that the Hulk, the other guy, saved my life? That's nice. It's a nice sentiment. Saved it for what? I guess we'll find out. I'm sorry, are you giving out tickets or something? We need your help. Look, it's not over selling it to save it. The fate of the universe is at stake. And who's we? Hey, Todd. First. At the dawn of the universe, there was nothing. Big bangs and six elemental crystals huddling across the virgin universe. These infinity stones each control an essential aspect of existence. Space, reality, power, soul, and time. Tell me his name again. Thanos. He's a plague, Tony. He invades planets. He takes what he wants. He wipes out half the population. He sent Loki. The attack on New York. That's him. What's our timeline? No telling. He has the power in space stones. That already makes him the strongest creature in the whole universe. If he gets his hands on all six stones, Tony... He could destroy life on a scale hitherto undreamt of. Did you seriously just say hitherto undreamt of? It's been a while. It's good to have you, buddy. Hey, I need to talk to you right here for a second. Where's your gun? I don't know. I was talking about having a thing. There's no time for a thing. That's the thing right there. Let's go. Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizard. I'm sorry. Either I can't or he won't. It's okay. I don't... Hey, stand down. Keep an eye on him. Thank you. Good to go? Yeah. Let's do it. Okay, remember, everyone Thanos snapped away five years ago. We're just bringing them back to now, today. Don't change anything from the last five years. Good. Friday, do me a favor and activate barn door protocol, will you? Yes, boss. Everybody comes home. Take it off! No, wait. Bruce, are you okay? Talk to me, Banner. I'm okay. Bruce!