Bfdie 3: Everyone’s Enemies

Ow! Niddy, what did you just put inside me? I don't know. Uh... I feel so good. Why in the world do you have that inside you? I don't know. Today's challenge is split into two parts. The first challenge is to retrieve the necklace at the bottom of this cliff. What about this one, Speakerbox? Wow! Very cunning. Sidewalkie, there is still another necklace at the bottom of the cliff. Just down there. How about I toss you down there for me? Yikes. Sidewalkie wins as well. What? That's not fair! Sidewalkie, me and you are enemies now. And I am not an enemy you want to make and... Uh... Well... I've decided to forgive Sidewalkie. Sticker, you're my enemy now. Okay. Niddy and Sidewalkie are safe. The rest of you will be competing in a tournament bracket where you will fight for survival. The contestant who loses each round will continue in the bracket, and the loser of the final round is eliminated. Niddy and Sidewalkie will be able to participate from the sidelines, helping or hurting you if they wish. As my henchman, I think you should compete for me. We'll spin the wheel to decide who goes against who. What? Oh my gosh, Rose, I can't fight you. We're in an alliance. What about this? We do rock, paper, scissors, and then the loser forfeits. That sounds much better than... What? Come on, it's a competition, not a picnic. You made a mistake becoming my enemy, Sticker. Prepare to die! Luckily I have another boxing ring. Let's come back to this one. Wait, where is Ruler? I need Ruler to win, so just kill me. Yeah, I'm sure it'll all work out. Why hasn't anyone wanted my help yet? Niddy is weak, see? Chammy wins. What? You are the worst henchman ever! Trying to make yourself win, eh? No, it was Sidewalkie's fault. I'm not even sure why he's allowed to be on stage to begin with. I thought it would be cool. It's not. Okay, then you guys are no longer allowed to help. I can still destroy you! That won't work this time, Sidewalkie. Are you okay? Hello? Is he dead? Yes, that's how Davids die. Fern wins. Toothpaste wins. Yeah! Has this ever happened to you? Well, buy our untested shield. It'll protect you from all your popping annoyances. Yeah! It'll only cost you 9 installments of $58,000. I'm 74, so yeah, buy now! And the bike pump is also available for sale if you want that too. Yeah! Welcome to the semi-finals. Let's spin the wheel. If you mess this up again, you will feel my wrath. Got that, henchman? Yes, I'm sorry. Sticker probably thinks I'm done with her now, but she's still my enemy. Watch! What's this? Ruler wins. There, Ruler. You won. But I'm not forgetting what happened here today. I've never hurt anyone before in my life. I don't have it in me. Must kill David! Stop. I warned you of the consequences. Now it's time for your punishment. You worried at all? Worried. What for? You and your little cheater friend might have to face off. One of you will have to go home. Nah, Beastball will win here for sure. Oops. I guess David wins. Seriously? That's a good thing. Welcome to the finals. Let's spin the wheel. What? Let's just get on with it. Get on with what? Spinning the wheel? Good idea. But who will it land on next? Oop. Weren't expecting that, were you? Believe this. I can't fight you, BB. I can't fight you either, Sticker. Only one of us can win. BB, if this is what it comes down to, I bought this. Oh, yeah? Well, I brought the protective shield. Our protective spray doesn't work! I repeat, our protective spray doesn't work! What the- Sticker wins. Rest in peace. I'm not dead forever! Alright. But you are eliminated, Beachball. Goodbye. And that's the end of our third challenge. The rest of you survived and got- Uh, hello? Yikes. Don't worry. I have an idea. Anyway, for the rest of you, today's cake is a piece of this ruler costume I found lying around. No idea why this exists. Fling. Vote for your favorite contestant. These will be added to the votes from last time. These votes will be important later. Hey, ruler. I liked the costume from earlier, so I thought it'd be cool if you wore this one. Aw, never mind. Let's take these off. Aw, man. Oh, man.