chris evans flirting with everyone for 14 minutes and 30 seconds straight

If the Avengers were a football team, what positions would each member play? I'm a really good rusher. Okay. Maybe we'll put you at middle linebacker or something. Okay. I'd probably have to be the quarterback. It was because I never had very many lines to say. When I all of a sudden had dialogue and I would learn it the night before when I got to work, I could only see half the page when I put the patch on. So I've discovered that I have to actually learn my lines now with one hand covering my eyes so that my mind will absorb. Thank you. Look at those boots. Yes. I know. God, so weird. I almost wore those. Did you? It would have been really embarrassing because one of us would have had to go home. All right. Well, I mean, Chris, we need to talk about the cable knit sweater. The cable knit sweater. That's suspicious. That's weird. Oh, it's Gore-Ted. Gore-Ted. Hold on. Amazing. And then there were four. Caps core. Caps core four. Oh, man. What's going on? Before you start filming the movies, what's the thing you get most excited about? All the Avengers. Okay. That's okay. You have to start. I'm starting? Yes. Okay. I get most excited by cooking and eating. Okay. I'm a big runner. I didn't understand the question. Yeah. As soon as you said cooking, I was like, she doesn't get it. She misheard. And Scarlett? Scar Jill. How do you feel that process has evolved? And how do you feel about... Had I not done the movies, it would have been the biggest mistake in my life. It really would have been the biggest regret to date, and there are plenty. It's changed everything for me. I mean... Do you Google yourself, emoji, crying, laughing face? How often, emoji, crying, laughing face? Yes, I do Google myself. As often as I know, I'll probably be on the internet. Because you're so good. I was so... You're so sweet. Well, you're so, so good. It's like my only actor friend that actually came to see the play. They paid me to. I don't feel so good. It's true. Muito gata. Um gatinho. Oh, that's hot. What does that mean? She's like, you're so hot. I don't know what it is, but it sounds good. Pois eu gato tu. Muito gata. That's hot. I don't know, but I love it. Would you come back? To Marvel? Yeah. Wow, I'm an old man now, but um... Yeah, right. You know. You're falling apart. Yeah. Everything clicks when I get up. It's like, it's, recovery is not the same. Yeah, you're looking bad. Smoking mirrors. Falling apart. Smoking mirrors. There's a pound of makeup on this. Do you guys always have to be in superhero shape, or do you ever get a break? Do you ever get like a month to just like... Get massive? I try not to let it go too much. You know what I mean? Scarlett's always in superhero shape. Don't let her tell you anything otherwise. That Black Widow suit slips on and off pretty easily. Don't tell people that. She's just ready to go. I don't know what that sounds like, by the way. Wait a damn minute. Wait a damn... We have that moment, but I've been told it slows the film down in a significant way, and they didn't want it slowed down. But, when you get the DVD and you click on my face, there's a hidden feature that will allow you to access that scene, and you'll see more of what that means between he and Black Widow. But it was a real joy to be able to go into Nick's workplace and to... Those were just behind the scenes, Vic. We were just bored one day. We thought, let's send the press for a loop. My brain can't think that quickly. I'm sorry. I don't have any funny, clever puns. Really? Wordplay. What do you have? You got something? I don't know. Maybe something like... The five beehive. The five Captain Drive. I love all of those. You know what I mean? I'll accept it. Captain Drive and the fives. Captain Drive's alive with the fives. I can't find that one. Yeah, I play the piano and the guitar. Not at the same time, surely. No, at the same time. It's amazing. It's really good. So, Anthony and Joe, I can expect Captain America 3 will be a musical then. Captain! Yeah. Exclamation mark. Which cast member has the biggest potty mouth? Oh, God. I think I might somewhere be up there. It'd be funny if you swore in that answer. Yeah! Chris Hemsworth has a filthy potty mouth. I don't feel so good. Fans? So, question for you. Elizabeth Olsen just revealed that you are a tap dancer. Oh, she's out there saying that to everybody. Let's listen. Yes, yes. I did grow up tap dancing. I can't say I'm a tap dancer. But that's what Lizzie's putting out there. She is. You've got a lot to live up to now. All right. I'll take it. Why not? Yes. Do you picture, I mean, both of you guys as a family, you know, raising a little Captain America? What a strange question. But I like your ability to think on your feet. No. I don't feel so good. Who's the best looking? Hemsworth. The best looking? Oh, really? Hemsworth. Did I say that way too crass? I remember thinking, I'm about to beat this bitch up. Is that something about the kind of women you like? You like a woman. You don't want to like a woman who's all fufu. You want ponytail. What? Yeah. Well, I grew up in Boston. I like simple stuff. I like sneakers. I like ponytails. I like sweatpants. I know a lot of guys say that. I really mean that. A lot of guys say that. They're like, I like a girl who can just hang out in sweatpants. But no, I'm telling you, I genuinely enjoy a girl that can wake up and wear no makeup and be okay to step outside and not be worried about what the public thinks. And you like a girl who challenges you. Sure. Well, you need that. Doesn't always say yes. Well, yeah. It's going to be a long life. You need someone to grow with. You naughty, naughty. You teasing me. You naughty, naughty. Yes, I did that. Oh, you didn't like that. No good to you? No good? I don't know. I got a weird look there. Explain yourself. I don't know. Some guys, they say all that. But they, you know. Da-na-na-na. Turn around. My goodness. I love how you kind of lean in, too. Mine would just look like this. Now, finally. You just got a puppy, right? Do you like puppies? I do. I love his puppy. I did not. That's how strong our relationship is. I've met your puppy. I have a really great dog. Okay. Interesting. Scarlet? Cake pops. Because how do they make those things anyway? They're just so delicious. And Samuel? Red tube. Who would you like to have a be with? Just go out for the night. Talk about God and the world. Oh, man. Scarlet. Yeah, I would take a beer with you, actually. I don't know him by now. I do know Chris pretty well by now, I think. Sorry. Very comfortable. We're keeping it real for Elizabeth Olsen. I'm going to sit back. Everyone else is sitting forward. I'm going to sit back. I think I need to go over here. Let's just set the tone, you know? And then I see. Real cool entrance. Installing perhaps to allow more microphones to be attached to Jeremy Renner. Funniest. Personally, I think. I think Renner is hysterical, but there's a certain kind of an irony. Oh, Renner is funny, but he's darker. Yes, it's a much darker, more disturbing kind of. But it's really funny. But Sam's really funny, too. We just got a bunch of comedians on The Avengers. It's a laugh riot. Granny Smith. Fuji. McCoon. All types of apples. In this picture, Chris is holding a Honeycrisp apple. Wait, what am I looking at? How do you like them apples? I'll say true. Yeah, no. It's a Macintosh. Macintosh. It's a Macintosh. Oh, well. I got distracted. Sorry. Certainly don't know your apples. I found that you and I always, even though I remember we had like one scene in Perfect Score. It's like my favorite scene in the movie. Yeah, which is a great scene. It's so sweet. And I was so, it was so nice to work with you because, you know, I felt that we had a great chemistry. Do you enjoy working together? It seems like you do. Awful. All the performance. What a diva. Can't stand her. You don't like her. You're both in. I do have one, yeah. On the wall. No, it's in a closet somewhere. Oh, yeah. It's so tough. Don't look at me. If I could take any character I played and put it in the Marvel Universe. And then I realized, again, as I have for many years, but it confirmed my thought that you are a damn fine actor. And I think also just at the coming into your own in a lot of ways as an actor. And, you know, you have. Mark Hughes with Forbes. Paul, when you say, I believe this belongs to you, Captain America. Was that true? I have a question for Elizabeth. So in Agent Ultron, you're all like scared of your powers. And then in Civil War, you started to gain some confidence as actors and writers and directors to create that universe. I'm wondering, does that affect the approach to making the movie when you haven't just got one story to tell and you've got a piece to tell? You're already planning, you know, going up against Batman in two years time. Does that have to be a longer game, as it were, in the way you approach it? It is. It is a giant mosaic and it's a very ambitious undertaking. It's probably the most ambitious movies I've ever gotten just in terms of the scale and the amount of films that they're making that are interconnected. That's weird. But since Marvel just can't stop making quality movies, it's exciting and it's humbling and it's an honor to jump back into it, no matter how uncomfortable it is. Personally, it's really wonderful seeing them do such fantastic work and I really feel blessed to be up here right now. I'm so happy that when I saw on the schedule that Chris Evans was... I'm kind of killing it. Yeah, it said that Chris Evans was hosting the Q&A. I saw that today and I was like, oh, I wonder what journalist in Atlanta's name is Chris Evans. And then it was Chris backstage. Well, I think you did a fantastic job. Yeah, thank you, Chris. I gotta say, it really feels so wonderful to be associated with people that I just respect so much and who make such wonderful films. And I'm out here tonight. I'm one of you guys. This is just... I'm honored to be here. This was great. I think we owe them a big round of applause. Thank you guys for your work, for your answers, all of it. It was really, really wonderful. So, thank you guys. Thank you so much. Thanks for coming in. Thanks a lot, guys. Muito gato. That's all I care about. That's the best way to end this. Please, again. Muito gato. Can we try it?