Graham Platner is ridiculous

Rob Carson Show
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Graham Platner is back, but he's being asked to leave.
This guy is an authentic man.
You know, he's not anti-Semitic.
Just as important is that he's going to win this election.
Oh, yeah.
And we need to win elections.
I said to myself, that's my kind of man.
Dear God, we need to get the Senate back.
I'm going to give him a measure of grace.
Who has gone through some really tough things in his life.
Yeah.
It started with a tattoo.
Welcome to the show.
Please come inside.
Graham Platner is in trouble now.
Does not know what to do.
Every day a gal appears with accusations new.
The Democrats are in denial.
All they do is lie.
They knew it.
His Nazi tattoo should have told them Graham was not their guy.
What do you think?
Platner's sweating.
Oh, he's sweating.
That old tattoo, that old tattoo.
Should have known to pull it with that old tattoo.
Misogynist and Nazi too.
Should have pulled Platner with his old tattoo.
You'd think, you'd think I would have done it, but no, no.
No, I did not, actually.
Schumer stood behind Graham.
Bernie Sanders too.
Oh, my God.
Democrats supporting Marxists, that is nothing new.
No, not at all.
But Platner is a hater.
He is anti-Jews.
And his tattoo goes to prove he's Nazi through and through.
Hey, sing it.
That old tattoo, that old tattoo.
He got nominated with that old tattoo.
Democrats are feeling blue.
They're stuck with Platner and his old tattoo.
He got nominated with an old
tattoo.
Oh, my God.
Hello, welcome to the show.
How are you kids doing?
I'm doing very well myself, actually.
You know, I feel like a kid who's been sitting outside the pool
for the adult swim and just waiting to jump back into that pool.
And I, this morning, have taken about a hundred-yard dash to the pool
in the air, cannonball into the deep end, and here I am.
Hello.
So much to get to today.
I took a day off yesterday.
It was a medical procedure.
I'm just going to tell you something real quick here.
When a doctor tells you, and every woman in the audience knows this,
because every year you've got to go under several invasive procedures.
It doesn't happen very often for men.
But women, every darn year, you've got to have something going in there.
And the instruments they use on you haven't changed since ancient Greece.
In Pompeii, the same dang thing they use for the gynecological exam.
It looks exactly the same.
And it's still cold.
And I'm just going to tell you,
when a doctor tells you one of two things, it equals pain.
It equals pain.
You know what they are.
Every woman in the audience is saying, I know exactly what he's going to say.
Pressure and pinch.
If you're going to feel pressure, they're going to say,
you're going to feel some pressure.
It means it's going to hurt like a mother scratcher.
And then if you say, you're going to feel a slight pinch,
there's no slight pinch.
It's no slight pinch.
It is what you used to do in your elementary school.
It's a purple nurple times 1,000 with vice grips.
That's what it is.
So that's what I went through yesterday.
And here's the thing.
This was a procedure that most people go under anesthesia for.
They want to sleep through it.
And I asked, can I be put out during the procedure?
And they said, sure, sure.
This is something you can be anesthetized for.
So then about a couple days later,
I said, well, so who's going to be the anesthetician and all that?
Well, your insurance doesn't cover it.
And I said, okay.
Well, I'll pay for it.
I'll pay cash for it.
I'll just pay cash because I want to be out.
What is it going to cost?
$1,000?
I'll pay it because I know what you're going to do to me.
And guess what they said?
Oh, no, you can't pay cash for it.
And I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
So my insurance won't cover it,
meaning that I would have to come up with cash to pay for it
and you won't let me pay cash for it,
which means I'm going to do it completely awake.
Hence the words pressure and pinch, among other things.
But you know what?
I'm back.
I'm feeling great.
And I'm ready to own the show.
You want to talk about feeling a pinch and some pressure right now?
Democrat Party is in a pinch and under pressure.
I don't know how I came up with that.
It's amazing.
Through all the pain, I was able to.
Here's what you need to know.
Do you remember when I said that they would push Joe Biden's corpse
over the finish line in 2024?
They would do it.
They were completely aware that Joe Biden has dementia.
You can't say that.
Oh, yes, I can.
Shut up.
He has a mental infirmity.
He has a cognitive decline like you wouldn't believe.
There's no doubt about it.
It was a running punchline.
But they said, no, he doesn't.
No, he doesn't.
Everything's fine.
Until it became so overwhelmingly obvious that he had dementia
during a debate, they had to replace him.
And they also realized he was going to lose.
So what did they do?
They came up with another candidate.
They brought in Kamala Harris.
Democrats had no choice whatsoever.
And they spent $2 billion trying to get America to eat a crap sandwich
without the bread.
What are they doing now with Graham Platner?
Well, the Democrat Party decided to assemble a candidate
out of auditorium-tested qualities that they would need in a white man.
Because they wanted a white man.
They wanted somebody who could appeal to the working class in Maine.
So they found this guy out of the thousands of people supposedly they vetted.
My God.
My God, really.
They found Graham Platner.
They said he was the guy that we needed to have as a Democrat
to win with white people.
He has a mustache.
He was in the military.
He likes to fish.
He likes to hunt.
He's an oyster farmer.
Honestly, one hour of digging into this guy would discover
everything about him was completely false.
But they went with it anyway.
He had the look.
He had the sound.
He had the whatever and all of that.
And they made him the candidate.
And they looked past Nazi tattoo.
Kick profile.
Being brutal towards women.
Saying he raped people who got out of their house.
Calling Purple Heart recipients.
Saying they should have died.
On and on and on and on.
And now a credible rape allegation after another credible rape
allegation from a Republican that they blew off completely.
But if it had not affected his poll numbers,
and as you can see today from Debbie Dingleberry,
she's still like, you know, it doesn't matter.
Donald Trump is bad.
Sonny Hostet is like, okay, there's credible rape allegations,
but still that's better than Donald Trump.
Okay?
So the Democrat Party, the only reason they are pressuring
Graham Plattner to leave the race is because
he was being beaten in the polls.
He was behind by 5 four months out.
Susan Collins won by 8 and four months out the last time
she was down by 8.
He was going to get stomped into oblivion.
He was going to get beaten by 10 to 20 points.
He's already being behind by 20 plus points
with working class voters.
The only people he's winning with are liberal academics,
Kamala voters, crazy cat ladies,
and the emasculated men in their lives.
You know I've used the expression
the Democrats die like movie vampires.
The left dies like movie vampires.
Dragging, kicking, crawling,
trying to drag you into hell with them.
Well, guess what?
I've got another monster analogy.
They created Frankenstein and now Frankenstein
is going after the people who created him
just like he went after Dr. Frankenstein.
Oh my God, what a brilliant analogy.
It is so fun to watch.
It is so fun to watch that everything I said
about the Democrat Party
descending into hell,
doing a death spiral into hell
is absolutely happening right now.
It's funny to watch.
It's funny to watch these soulless beasts
in the Democrat Party
who care nothing about anyone.
People in the inner cities,
people who are homeless,
people who are whatever.
All they care about is power.
All they care about is votes
no matter how fraudulent they have to be
and then enriching themselves
by looting the treasury.
They are an awful lot
and they have been this way
for a very, very long time.
And I'm going to tell you right now.
Good and evil exist.
Evil always gets its ass kicked.
If that weren't the case
then Hitler's nephew would be in charge
of the Germanic empire across Europe.
The Soviet Union would still be standing.
Among other things.
And you cannot exist
on this house of cards.
You cannot exist
with the weight of this much negative,
this much evil,
this much violence,
this much awfulness.
And just because you have a slavish media
that covers it up,
sooner or later God is going to cut you down
in the words of Johnny Cash, Elvis Presley
and others.
Sooner or later God's going to cut you down
and that's what we're seeing right now.
It is absolutely glorious.
Here is Brandon Gill
talking about
the Frankenstein monster
the Democrat party created.
Graham Plattner didn't just come out of nowhere
from Maine.
Party leaders looked for a candidate
that they believed would resonate
with young white men.
And they found the biggest scumbag they possibly could
because Graham Plattner is
the caricature of white men
that Democrats have in their heads.
Should have never put that abby normal brain in his head.
And that's who they think can carry that message.
I think that we're going to win.
The facts are obviously on our side.
And I think the vast majority of Americans
outside of the liberal enclaves
on the coast
find this kind of behavior and rhetoric
and character absolutely repellent.
It's because people like
like
Elizabeth Warren
have no idea what a real
man is like.
There are no sane
and reasonable and masculine men
in America
who would run for office
in this Democrat party.
The same goes for black men
who are turning away from
the Democrat party
because they're too freaking insane.
If you see these No Kings protests
you ever see black people at those protests?
No.
You see liberal academics
the remnants, the surviving members
of the class of 1968
the emasculated
men in their lives
and insane young women
who have been driven insane
by the Democrat party
wearing gauged ears, nose rings
purple hair
and they say they're non-binary
which is a term that was just created a few years ago.
That's your Democrat party
and Graham Platner
and James Tallarico
and Abdul El-Sayed
are the best men
they could come up with
because anybody sane, reasonable
intelligent
as a man would never consider running
in this party.
There you go.
The Rob Carson Show
