Chandler Is Jealous and Gets Pity Laughs | Friends

Hello. Honey, you're screaming. You bet your ass I am. It's been the best first day ever. The kitchen, twice as big as Alessandro's. Oh, that's great. Yeah. And clean, not just health department clean, Monica clean. Awesome. Oh, and the people are so nice. There's this one guy, Jeffrey, he's the maitre d'. Chandler, you will love him. He is, without a doubt, the funniest guy I have ever met. Hey, did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you ever met? Yeah, so? Wow. Really, do you not know Chandler? Is that why he's acting so weird? He's jealous? My God, that is crazy. It's not like I'm attracted to Jeffrey. So what? Being funny is Chandler's thing. You know, like Ross's thing is... Science? Academia? Being a good father? No. He's that upset about this. Monica, you have to do some damage control here, okay? Because he's feeling like... Hey. Hey, hey. What are you guys talking about? Rachel and I hired a male nanny. You got a man who's a nanny? You got a manny? Male nanny, but I do draw the line at male wet nurse. You are on a roll, mister. If I'd known you guys were coming over, I would have brought more pizza. You stop it. What is so funny about that? I don't know, it's... Well, just the way you say it. I mean, you're funny. You got that funny thing, you're a funny guy. Did you tell her what we talked about? So those were pity laughs? Pity laughs! Hey, listen. You have nothing to worry about with Jeffrey. Oh, yeah? Is he funnier than me? Well, you're different funny. I mean, you're more sarcastic and... Well, he does bits and impressions and limericks. I do limericks. There once was a man in Chandler... ...whose wife made him die inside. Honey, you know I think you're hilarious. Come on, you know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye? Slayed me. Hey, I made up that joke and told it to you. Not knowing when to shut up. Yep, that's my thing. Yep. Well, I'm off to Tulsa, so if your matri-D friend has any funny Oklahoma jokes... ...tell him to email me at www.haha-not-so-much.com. You can relax. Last night at work, Jeffrey told this really sexist joke. After that, not so funny anymore. Really? See, that's the thing. You gotta keep it smart, people. Okay, bye. You know I love you. I love you, too. And I like you as friend. All right. See you later. See ya. Did the guy really make that joke? Nah, his joke kills me. Last night, he had me laughing so hard, I swear, a little pee came out.