Pedro Pascal being the funniest man alive for 6 minutes straight

Would you rather get this is the way tattooed on your face or your back? I'll take it on my back. Okay. Yeah, that might limit your rolls if you have it on your face. And on my back might be a completely different message as well. Would you rather always be sweating or always be on the verge of a sneeze? Oh, there's kind of something orgasmic about being on the verge of a sneeze all the time. Maybe I could get kind of used to that. With the tattoo on your back, that's quite a picture. This is the way. The last rule that I portrayed that got the most questions. People always ask me about the land and the money. Yeah. I always get, you know, are you a guy from Narcos? Are you the guy from Game of Thrones? Are you the Mandalorian? It was just total coincidence that we met. Then we ran into each other at Comic-Con in 2014. And there's some drinking stories there possibly, but I don't really remember. I don't remember them either. I don't really remember. So now all of you, you know, you work all over the world. What is it like? I mean, people have this idea that Hollywood is where people do this work, but that's actually not true. You live in New York. You're from New York. You know, you film in Croatia and all these other places. Is it nice to see all these actors here? Does it give you the sense of when you were thinking about being an actor that this is what it would be like as a kid? Or is it just really hot? I don't know. Tell me about it. Certainly not just, not certainly. You go. It is warm. Under these lights. Yes. Every thought in your mind is dumb. Every word you speak is dumb. Um, I, I, I don't, I don't know. I think that this is sort of. I can't believe that there are people that would do something like this. Yeah, you want to kill it. You just want to kill it. I feel so violated. Clap if you care. The last meal I ate. Proudly. Proudly was toast. I was really good at getting fired. If you could travel time. Wait a minute. What was your first job? Oh, nice one. Whoa. What was your first job Boyd? It's too embarrassing to say. No, I was, I was a lifeguard. Oh, that's hot. It was bright. Thank you very much. That's hot. Glad you picked up on that. Uh, if you could. That's hot. Wonder Woman, Schmonder Woman. Let's talk about the important stuff. You're the, you're one of the sexiest men alive. You're one of the magazine's sexiest men alive. Oh my gosh. What do I do? In plaid. And he's got the plaid to prove it. I'm glad I'm not a celebrity because every time you get drunk, it's all over the news. Do you feel like a celebrity? No. I don't either. No? Not at all. But you can't go anywhere without being recognized. I think if I got drunk, no one would care. You say that now. You get recognized more than I do. No, that's not true at all. But you say that now until you get -----faced and then it'll be all over the news. That's the sad part about eating it up. I'm going to try that tonight. I'm going to get -----faced. Don't do it. And don't blame me for it either. So you know what? Blame Belgium. Oh my god, that's right. You remember. The hell? How many did you guys have today? I'm still going. I'm taping. Only so much of it came out, right? Well, we'll have to edit later. Okay. Not nice. So we're going to be all right. Give me five. Give me up. Give me middle. Get in between. Anyway, so... Amazing. Pedro, I have a bunch of questions for you. Me too. Can I be honest? There's barely any water in this. We're in a drought, so... Climate change is real. You all right? You okay? Slay. You're in. Slay. One. Boring. Wow. I didn't even... Okay. So yeah, that's it. End of story. It's yours. You're a kid. You weren't even born. I'm 97 years old. I was going to go with... I don't know. You go with some Cyndi Lauper. Some A-ha. What do you think? I want to dance with somebody. With somebody who loves me. Okay. When you do it like that, you'll see, you know, it gets creepy. It's not sweeping. Let's... Wow.