JLo & Brett Goldstein React to Secret Workplace Romance Stories | Office Romance | Netflix

Accidentally sexted my boss who had the same name as a guy I was hooking up with. His wife called me and it took weeks to clear everything up. Well that's unfortunate. Did she send a picture? She sent a picture, she's probably... So we asked for your office romance stories and wow, did you deliver. Let's see which crushes sound meant to be and which ones sound like absolute ******* chaos. As an art director at an ad agency in Chicago, I dated a C-level exec based in the New York office. He shipped me vibrating panties he could control from his phone and turned them on whenever we were on the same Zoom call. I had to stop wearing them, they were distracting. Good decision, good decision. It's a nice thing to be able to do. What's that? Wear vibrating panties? When you're long distance, so you can feel some sort of contact. It's so disturbing. It's a lovely story. And you're just sitting there believing nothing's happening. When I worked at Costco, I dated three guys from different departments. The store was so big, I thought they'd never run into each other and find out I was right. Oh, well that person's a legend. You're terrible, but... Is it terrible? And maybe you should sleep with three people at your office, at your place of work. No judgment on free relationships if everyone knows what's going on. Right. Shared my screen to my work crush during a meeting and he saw I had multiple screenshots of him saved to my desktop. It was horrifying. More than horrifying. We've been together for two years now. Ooh, we're going to stay together forever. That's nice. Okay, I had a 25-year age gap, both divorced, steamy sex in linen storage closet. It's like a haiku. That's a lovely poem. That's fine, beautiful. Good luck to them both. Yeah, age ain't nothing but a number. Made out with a co-worker in front of everyone during karaoke at the holiday party. But the co-worker was from HR, so we didn't get in trouble. That is a very smart use of makeup. Very smart move. Very strategic. Had a very hot hookup with my girlfriend in a conference room over a weekend when the office was empty. Next time I was in the conference, my phone automatically connected to the conference room TV and blasted my sex playlist. Oh, I thought they had a video. Yeah, I thought they'd be on video. Yeah, that's fine, whatever. Nobody knows it's your sex playlist. Unless it says sex playlist. Right. I slept with a co-worker at the company retreat, and he stayed in my room that night. My boss came by unexpectedly the next morning to talk over a presentation, so my hookup hid in the shower for 10 minutes while she and I rehearsed PowerPoint slides. I love that. No notes. I love that. My boss set me up with her son, and the date was so boring, but I didn't want to disappoint my boss, so I dated her son for another four months. Never date the boss's son. I mean... You're crazy. That's just trouble. It's no good. I secretly dated a co-worker at a pet store for seven months before he broke my heart. After the breakup, a dog bit him, and I couldn't stop laughing, but also couldn't explain why to my boss. I got fired. Well, they seem like a psychopath, I think. Right, it's all bad. It's the problem. It's all bad. My objectively handsome co-worker and I had been flirting hard over text for nearly a year when I found out he'd had a girlfriend the whole time. I hate those guys. I'm petty, so I told him I'd share our messages with his girlfriend if he didn't do my work for me every Friday. I had a four-day week until he quit. Oh my god. That's pretty great. It was smart. Listen, if you're going to get heartbroken... Yeah, we love the smart ones. Thank you all for sharing your not-safe-for-work secrets with us. For more spicy co-worker drama, check out our new movie, Office Romance, only on Netflix.