When a Spicy Latina Hits on You

Hey, I'm Alejandra. I saw you from over there. I just wanted to introduce myself. Hey, it's nice to meet you. Bro, that girl's like totally into you. Oh no, she's just being friendly. She literally came up to us and interrupted our drinks just to say hi to you. Get your mind out of the gutter. It's not like that. Alright, well. Hey. She's back. I'm sorry to bother. Don't be sorry. Do you think I could get your number? Yeah, sure. Amazing. Cool. That was nice. Bro, she's totally into you. She's just being friendly. She literally came up to you and asked for your number. Hey. Hi. The friend is back. What do you think of getting dinner together? I mean, I don't see why not. Sure, maybe we can go like Friday at 7. Let's do it. Sounds good. See ya. Bro, will you stop? I don't have any friends like that. She is just being investigative. Are you saying investigative? Any woman that outwardly shows interest in you is a government operative working for the other team. I think she's a spicy Latina. Works for a foreign intelligence defense agency. I'm telling you, she's just trying to gather information, my man. Who's information? These beautiful Latina women. They come to the states. Yeah. They monitor us average looking Americans. Bro, you work from home. Credit cards, spending habits, everything in between. It's literally not that deep. Why? To further build out their plan of global domination. No one wants your information. It ain't all sunshine and rainbows. Um, I was thinking, do you just want to get out of here? Like now? Why? I just think you're very attractive, Roby. I never gave you my name. Aw, hell nah. You know, you're not as stupid as you look. Roby, run! Are you scared? Pretty good for a gringo. Tell me everything. What is your mother's maiden name? My mother never got married. Okay. Not bad for a spicy Latina. I'll give you that one. I just need to know how you know who I am. Don't play dumb with me, Roby Jackson. I'm not playing dumb with you, mamacita. Don't call me mamacita. Sorry, bonita. I know you work for a crypto intelligence for the CIA. And I know you're the only one with a security key. You got the wrong guy. I run the Best Buy on 3rd Avenue and I happen to be into Latina women. I said stop playing dumb, okay? Sound familiar? The offshore account? Do you know anything about that? No. Wait. Aren't you this dude? No, that's not me. That's just another gringo guy. Sorry, all gringos look the same. Adios, amigo. Wait. You don't... You don't still want to go out or something? I don't do gringo, papi. Yo. Bye. Alright, fine. I wasn't even into Latina women anyways. Johnson, this is Calvin Rex. Yeah, it's me. She bought the whole all gringo guys look the same. I'm calling the chopper now. Hooray.