Robert’s New Girlfriend Is Too Young

See, it's a nice place, right? No parents. All right, well, look, why don't we all check out the menus? And if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna hit the bathroom. Oh, yeah, me too. What? Yeah, well, you didn't let me go when we were at the house. Ray! I have to go. Robert's really sweet, huh? Mm-hmm. So, how long have you and Ray been married? Oh, gosh, going on 11 years. Wow. That's great. Yep, I'm a lucky woman. Can I ask you something? It's just that you've been so nice to me, and you're so experienced. Thank you. So, Robert's mother, she doesn't like me, does she? Oh, no, no, no, sure she does. No, I can tell. It's because I'm too young, right? Uh... See, that's why I like Robert, because he doesn't have a problem with my age. Yeah, Robert's terrific that way. I hope he really is, because, you see, actually, I'm 19. What? My God, this is insane! I mean, you're barely out of high school. You are out of high school, aren't you? Well, yeah, for over a year. Oh, okay, all right, all right. Sorry, it's just that... My God, you're a teenager! All right, let the fun begin. I'm so hungry, I'm gonna order a pizza topped with another pizza. Ray, is everything okay? Fine. Erica? I'm not really hungry. Hey, I'm not hungry, let's just go. Oh, we wanna go? Wait, Erica, don't let my parents ruin your evening. It's not your parents. What is it? Is it Raymond? Um, Erica's just a little upset, because, um... She's afraid to tell you that she's 19. You're 19? Oh, man. That is shocking! I'm sorry, Robert, I was going to tell you, but I was afraid that you wouldn't go out with me. 19?! That's not right, that's not right. Come on, so instead of a 13-year difference, it's 16, but it's still just a number? Wait, wait a minute, 16 years? That would make Robert 35. Right. What? Robert, you're not 35? I'm 40. Robert. Three! 43. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but Erica, you know, like you said, it's just a number, right? Yeah, but... That's a big number. 35. How old did he say I was? Ray, not now. 37? You made me older than you?! No, wait. Erica, I'll come with you. No, that's okay. You know what? I'll call you, Robert. Hey, I'm younger than him, I'm his younger brother! I'll be surprised if she calls. Sorry, Robert. No, you're not. You enjoyed that. Enjoyed what? Destroying my relationship. I've never seen anybody add two numbers so fast.