Illogical Moments

Can't get too carried away, it's only one game, but my word, what a game, what a performance and what a scorer! And here comes Robben again, look at the pace here! Arjen Robben! Controls! Robben! Easy! High fives all around! Luis Suarez Lionel Messi Here come Miami again Here comes Lionel Messi once more Messi! Oh my word, what a goal! Lionel Messi It's on to take And it's Richarlison who's got around the back and scores! What a comeback by Tottenham It's completed by Richarlison Could have been Well that's back towards Diogo Jota Who's inside the penalty area And scores! Absolutely incredible! Scenes the like of which Shit! Only seem to happen at Anfield Tottenham come from 3 down to 3-3 in stoppage time Only for Diogo Jota to come from nowhere Anderson Ronaldo Why not have a go? He has done! Oh my word, what a goal! Cristiano Ronaldo returns to Portugal And scores at Di Marco Anticipado Parala! 2-1 But how did he kick with such naturalness? The big players come alive And Mohamed Salah Scores for Liverpool Feel the roar Feel the excitement Liverpool give themselves daylight against Manchester City I never looked like this Touched over to where Christian Eriksen waits Dele Alli Nice turn And with the volley And with the goal! Sensation! That's nicely done by Diogo Brilliant What an outstanding goal He took two defenders out of the game Got it back on his right foot It will still be something for both Spain and Portugal to advance That's Karishma! Oh what a goal that is! What a goal! Ricardo Karishma With an absolute beauty Ravon! Brilliant! Just brilliant! But potentially terminal for Manchester United Jorginho on the edge of the box, poised Saka's delivery is in towards the near post And Gabriel's header finds the one on corner Arsenal have a breakthrough Simon Hooper points to the penalty spot Erling Haaland Jordan Peckford Haaland steps up And Peckford saves! And Haaland's there to put the rebound home But he's offside after it came From the most ferocious scorer in football Cristiano And he scores! What a goal! What an exceptional intervention by the team from Frankfurt Sancho is in the box He's got it in the back of his head And now he's going to score Sancho With the free kick And he scores! It's a challenge Penalty kick Right on the hour Cole Palmer is the man Palmer with Sard is back in the penalty Cole Palmer Puts Manchester City This levels up for Manchester derby As it's kept a sting in the tail Until late on And it may get even better for Manchester United Manchester United have turned it around In the 90th minute Palmer Now forward Forward, pass And Jesus! Mayecki saved it But Mayecki... We'll see A few moments later Mikano's fallen over And it's in! Scores! What a reaction Beccario That is some reflex Mahmoud has the ball going central Mahmoud Change Oh! Stop it Wow! I never I've seen some sensational goals as a commentator For the long trip to St. Petersburg Can you believe that? Is that the icing on the cake? This season he does set a ball in He's picked up Luis Diaz Who's got the goal! And scored a beauty of a goal Bayern running their way with it Difficult Goal! 3-1 Hakim Ziyech For me it's an ordinary goal Show! Shows it! Ho-ho-ho! Armat will hang it Pass Davies Luiz! And Arbekov drags it in And the close game continues Neymar Rodrigo returns it Neymar They're walking their way through Neymar! It's on the slide Gakpo Flashed over Liverpool players look towards the referee It was Berraque There goes Romelu Lukaku And he's going to win the ball Lukaku In front of Luis D'Angelo There's no one He has to make the shot Trivela Goal! There was no one Trivela And then Stillmans Trivela Well done! Well, something for him to take away But no Jaegers Yes! Bravo Brugge! They defended their goals Heroically Ranki Haka Klobas Kebbi Darcevia Voutid Chouri D'Angema Darnal Lamasia Dublia Luseta Mainz Gaikon Mepps Dubls Mainz VfB He's driven by the Danish double winner And he needs a bit to fit in This party But Necca with a wonderful hit So VfB's lead Passes the ball to Astrien To Azzurri He should be able to hit this He's brought it down under control. He hasn't really got support yet. Players arriving now, one of them, Tolby! Shamsdee Tolby for Sunderland! Injured! This is a training run by Shaumi Hobokeen. He's got it! What the f**k! He's got it! Schelling, catches the ball there, turns away. Coming forward, Smalls Lewis Schelling, holding off a couple of challenges. Martinelli! Oh, what a goal! Superb from Arsenal! Lewis Schelling finding Martinelli. Great ball in! 1-0 It was coming. They've made a fantastic start. How's it show? Oh dear God, do you hear? Barnes! Goal in! Fantastic! What the f**k! Oh dear God, what a goal! Oscar Bob! What a goal! Here's Origi! As cheeky as you like from Mo Salah. That is sick! Diaz keeps him company. There is Diaz with a beautifully neat intertial run. And there is... Jackson, brilliant. Palmer the lob... Oh no! And it's in! Of course it is! Because he's a genius! Gone before. Huang Yichan here. Good feet. Huang Yichan scores! Excellent footwork! Ramiro. Hojbjerg miskicked. And Fulham was denied. Wow! Superbly by Vicario. That is some adjustment by the goalkeeper. 1-1 Salah doesn't have anything to work with there. But he somehow kept the ball. Incredible feet by Mohamed Salah. And he goes on! Oh my word! You will never see a better goal! And Ricciardo makes the save! Ricciardo makes the save from Darius Vassal. A few meters away from the goal. Karavev passes to his opponent. There are two opponents against him. And... Karavev! What a beauty! Alexander Karavev! Look at his cold head!