If Humans Cannot Lie

Xiaowei! It's time for school! She's lying again. It's already 10 a.m.! I wish humans could lie. It's a lie. It's only 5 a.m.! Mom isn't lying! Mom! Wait! Mom! Have you brushed your teeth? Why do you even ask? Answer me! Yes! Come! The lie detector is lying! Alright. I didn't brush my teeth. But I brought my toothbrush! See? I'll brush up later! Who brings a toothbrush to school? Where is everyone? Butter is made from butterflies. How can she be so boring? What did you say? Good morning, teacher! Xiaowei! You're late! School again? Hi there! I fell into the drain! You can't lie! The teacher will know! I didn't want to punish you all today. Study 1000 times! 1 2 3 4 301 302 303 732 633 Yeah! Use this! Thanks, bestie! 831 832 Miss, do you have any more oranges? That's our last one. Could you please check the bag for this item? But I'm not lying! Please check it, just to be sure! Okay. Ma'am, I just checked the bag and there isn't any more. But you're lying! There is nothing more. Well, okay. How much is it? $20 Any discounts? It's already the best price. You sure? I can do $18. Best price. $10 Otherwise, I'll leave. $17. I'm really going to leave! $15 Final offer. Okay, I'm leaving! Fine! $15 Do sharks not know that camels exist? $99! $1000! Can I give it a try for a bit? No! I'm going to eat a lot! Please? Good. Bestie, I'm just gonna take one bite. Just one bite? I promise! Fine. You said one bite! It's one bite! Shu, you're my bestie! What? I can share an iPhone! Really? I will forgive you! Here! His name is iPhone! What? Look at the new hair! Sister, who are you texting? Hi, Mum! Just my friend. Don't lie! A classmate. A classmate who is not a friend? Mother is my own privacy. Is he someone special? No! Ah! Oh, hi, sister! This is my sister's mum! Who are you? What? Oh, hi Aunt! I'm Jonky. Oh, Jonky! So you must be your sister's classmate! Yes, Auntie. What exactly is your relationship with your sister? We are just friends. Tell me the truth! Okay, okay. He's my boyfriend. Then why didn't you tell me earlier? You would definitely scold me. No, of course I won't! Unless he's handsome. He's here! Let's find out! Oh, hi Auntie! Oh my god! Is that your boyfriend? Yes, Mum. When are you going to marry him? What? Strawberries do not contain straw. Let's see. I'll kill someone. What? It never works! Don't make a joke! Who is speaking from behind? It's bestie! You're lying! It's me. Hi teacher, how's the class going? Oh, hey, Principal! All good here! Is everyone enjoying the class? Of course! Yes, principal. Oh, Xiaowei isn't feeling well today. She has been having a cold lately. Am I? Right, Xiaowei? Yes, principal. Be careful. You can go back home if you're not feeling well. Okay. Alright, class! It's silent reading time! I'm going to grade your papers. I'm going to play Angry Birds while pretending I'm grading your papers. Why is there a hole? Sita! Lunch is ready! Mom, the pasta is so delicious! I'm glad you like the food I cooked today. Mom, why? The pasta was from yesterday. It was last month. Alright, fine. Last year. Teacher! I need to go to the bathroom. Tell me the truth. I just want to go out and play. If you leave, I'm going to beat you. I'm going to beat you! Oh, hey Xiaowei. Where are you going? I'm going back to class. Alright, class! Here are your exam results. Some of you did great. Some of you need some minor improvements. Most of you failed. I'll see you in the next semester. Bestie, A. Yay! Xiaowei, for the first time, A. Yay! And everyone else failed. I think I should go home! For my exam! I'm so proud! I did it! Yay! Here's a new phone for you. Here's a phone for you. Yay! Mom, have you seen my phone? I need it to call Zhong Qi. No! Where is it, Mum? I gave it to Xiaowei. Classmate? Hey sister, what are you up to? My phone! Xiaowei! Credit card call center? Hello ma'am, we would like to verify whether you have used $1 million on your credit card. One million dollars? Sorry, sister! $15? What else? What time was the transaction? I'm sorry, ma'am, but we can't find it. You sure? I'm just too lazy to look it up. Hello? Hello, ma'am? Oh no! The signal is weak! Xiaowei! Did you use my card? No ma'am! Mom, it's really not... I used it to buy $1 million robots. Sorry, Mum! How dare you! Subscribe for more robots! Yay!