If Everything We Touch Comes Alive!

Why didn't you brush your teeth? I'm talking into the face! Luckily, these things don't talk. Who's talking? When was your last brush your teeth? Last year? Mom, the toothbrush is talking! Your turn to clean up the house! But... Hi there! You can talk too? Everything you touch can talk! Is it a dream? Ouch! I'm not dreaming! Mr. Vacuum, can you help me clean the floor? Well, sure! Thank you, Mr. Vacuum! Promise me you will study hard, okay? I promise! But before that... Mr. Carpet! Yes, kiddo? Can you please stop? Why should I? Or else... I'll shave you! Okay, okay! I'll help you! I'm gonna call junkies! Xiao Wei! It burns! Time for school! Good morning, Xiao Wei! Mr. Car, can you drive me to school? But I just woke up! I'm sure you can drive so much better without mom! Really? Of course! I'm sure you only need 5 minutes to reach school! Let's go! Yay! I am... Hi, Bestie! It's Bestie! Stop the car! Bestie! Xiao Wei! Why is there anyone driving the car? Everything I touch can talk and become alive! The car can talk? Yes! I can drive better than mom! Mr. Car, can Bestie come along? Of course! Come in, Bestie! Yay! Let's go! Morning, Mr. Locker! Morning, Xiao Wei! You stay here behind me! Baby, fall out! Mr. Locker, save me! Please! I'm gonna hit you so hard! Put down now! Thanks, Mr. Locker! No problem, yo! Xiao Wei, how did you make the locker help you to defeat Billy? Yeah, tell us! Everything I touch can talk! Oh, hi, Xiao Wei! Oh, hi, Betty! Oh, good to see you, too! Hi, Mr. Pencil! Don't! Why are you running away? I don't want that! I want this! Xiao Wei, can I talk to my basketball? Yeah! Sure! Hi, Mr. Basketball! Who? Mr. Basketball, you okay? I'm too dizzy because you always spin me too fast! My bad! I'll spin you slower then! Stop spinning me! Oh, no! Mr. Basketball! I'm sorry! Mr. Basketball is dying! I'm so sorry! Let me help! Hey! Here! Air pump! Done! Mr. Basketball! 0 plus 0 equals to 8! Write this down! I should write this down! It's this man! I love him! He's the best teacher in this world! Yay! You're too loud! Xiao Wei! Stop talking! It's not me! It's Mr. Pencil! Pencils don't talk! No more next time! Teacher doesn't know I can talk! Just stop it! Xiao Wei's dad will be back once the diamond button arrives! So close! Exam time! Exam again? Come on teacher and I will be supervising this exam! This is so hard! This is exam paper! Do you know the answer? I'm just a paper! You should ask Mr. Pencil! Okay! I don't know! Just whisper! I can't help seeing the answers! I'll call you then! I'm done! Cheers all! You can't breathe through your nose with your thumb out! I can't? Class is so boring! Hey! This is Markiplier! Hi Xiao Wei! Help me prank teacher! I can't do that! I'll give you this ink bottle if you help me! Mummy! Baby Pink! I've been looking for you! I'll help you! What do you call a person without a body and a nose? Nobody knows! Nobody knows? Correct! I'll write down the answer! How to stop this one? So funny! Time to go home! This pencil is mine now! Easy day! What's that? What's happening? Help! Help! I can't move! Xiao Wei! Grab Mr. Pencil now! Okay! Thank you Mr. Law! You're welcome! Xiao Wei! Who's at home? Xiao Wei! Mummy's angry today! You have to behave well! Okay! Thank you Mr. Star! Xiao Wei! You're late! But... Go do the dishes now! Okay! Can't wait to get clean! Ew! I don't want to get dirty again! But I can't be clean without you! I don't care! You're so selfish! So? Bleh! Xiao Wei! Why are you taking so long? Go help me get something from the store! Okay! One orange and one tomato! Oranges! Sir, I forgot the apple! You like the apple? Sir, I forgot the apple! I'll help you! Tomato! Tomato! Pick me please! I'm under pressure! What should I do? Aha! Eeny, meeny, miny, moe! I'll pick you! No! Mum, I'm back! Xiao Wei! Why did you get a rotten tomato? I used eeny, meeny, miny, moe! I'm gonna beat you! Mrs. Cabinet! Oh, hey, Xiao Wei! Oh, mouse! A mouse? Xiao Wei! Okay! Why? Is the mouse gone? Of course! What is sister doing? Time to brush! Hi, Junkie! Can you take me to the Yai Restaurant Regulator? I'm too busy and I'm going out soon! No! Hi, I'm Brush! How many friends is that? Oh, I love friends! Hi! Okay, see you! Can't wait to meet Junkie! What's happening? Hey, stop! Help! Sister! Aren't you going out soon? I'm not going out looking like this! Ah, let's play hide and seek! Boring! The winner can ask the loser to do anything! Anything? Anything! Deal! I'll hide first! One, two... Seventy-seven... Eighty... Oh, that was really late! One hundred! Mrs. Cabinet! Did you see sister? I was basically out for the miles! Hi, how can I help you? Mrs. Mirror! Did you see sister? Look! Thank you, Mrs. Mirror! Boo-yah! How did you find me? Since I'm the winner, you have to wash the dishes for a month! How did she find me? Life without washing dishes is so fun! Time to play games! Hey, I'm overheating! Stop charging me! I want to play games! I'll spend your secrets to mom! But you don't have any secrets! That night you promised mom you'll stay at home, but you went to the playground with bestie! I wonder what will mom think when she finds out! Alright, alright! Some pancakes! I want to know mom's secret! Why did you wake me up? Tell me mom's secret! You don't want to know! Tell me! Okay, okay! You're adopted! Just kidding! Mom bought 300 more sleepers to beat you! Why are you not sleeping? Mom bought 300 sleepers! Oh my! Let me sing you a song so you can sleep! N-G-L-E-S-K-A-N-A-L-A So sleepy! Subscribe to save me from mom's sleepers!