Milkshake (How to Use Up Old Ice Cream)

It's going to be summer again shortly, which means it's time for ice cream. But before we can get new ice cream we need to finish off the old. I don't know why but this happens every year. Every year there's leftover ice cream from the year before. Every year we end up with this ice encrusted fried goop that probably used to be a nice fluffy ice cream. But you know what? It's still the same ingredients. It's just the ice has leached out the cream part and it looks and feels gross now. But that's nothing a little milkshake won't fix. I don't really follow a recipe for this one. Add some ice cream. Add some lactose-free milk. Add a ton of caramel sauce. We're having all the flavors here. Chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, caramel. We're having it all. If I cared about flavor I wouldn't be using your old ice cream. Blend it all. Spray some whipped cream on top and add some sprinkles. And stick in a straw to make it fancy.