Absolutely Insane Parrot Behavior Funny Animals

Sorry, I'm hearing excessive screaming. That's not screaming, that's my personality! Tell him why I'm upset. Because he's useless. Hey. I wasn't done, emotionally and physically. It's not good, you're still ugly. I... Then stop embarrassing yourself. Welcome to Morning Perch, I'm hopeless. And we are live! Live, yes, everyone can see this train wreck. You're welcome, world. You think you're funny, bird? Yeah? I heard in your diet plan, officer. That's enough. You better watch your beak, pal. Watch your belt first, it's about to surrender! Ha! ...into a carnival. Do you swear to tell the truth? About these people? No. Order! Order some better lawyers. So many shiny bits! That one looks like it sniffs. Positive, you're just here for a quick check-up. Somebody tell my feathers that, because they're leaving! Oh, doctor, I see the light! God's calling me! That's just the ceiling lamp. No, it's heavenly feathers and trumpets! Officer, write my will! I leave all my debt to the cat! And nurse, bring me a taco, it is my last... Oh my God, look at him go! Better rhythm than me. Show off! No, you're not getting this one. Hey! You don't even have teeth! Ha! Ridiculous. Cookie now! Fine, here. Ha! Oh my God! American, do something! It's very difficult. Officer, be honest. Is this hospital even real? Or did you bring me to a discount veterinarian? It's real. I think I'm dying... Something's coming for me! I can't... Oh my God! Officer, you're fine. Your wing is broken. We need emergency surgery. What? My wing? No, I was perfectly fine at home. I was flying around like a whole superhero. Ha! He turned me into a penguin! Keep those knees up, gentlemen! This ain't a Sunday stroll! Yes, sir! I want to hear those boots click! Click, click, click! That's the spirit! Mama, come home! See? Oh, yum! Emma, why are you crying? My boyfriend said I'm not beautiful. Don't cry! Larry, am I beautiful? Not at all! 100% not beautiful! Oh my God! You're so honest! Honest! Oh, wow! Oh, man! Emma, why are you crying? My boyfriend said I'm not beautiful. Don't cry. Larry, am I beautiful? Not at all. 100% not beautiful. Stop being so dramatic. Dramatic? This hat just looked at me like I'm a rotisserie chicken! Call the police! Call the FBI! I'm a victim! Stay. Okay. Hey, learn anything new today, Paco? Not really. No, how come? Because I have to go back again tomorrow! Honey, will you marry me? How old are you? I'm 31. Sorry. You're expired. Ha! My face isn't that bad! I've seen mummies that look fresher than you. No way! Wow! Oh, my God! Look at him go! Better rhythm than me. Show off! No, you're not getting this one. Mine! Cookie mine! You don't even have teeth! Ha! Share! You're ridiculous. Cookie now! Fine. Here. It's impossible. Oh, my God! Happy? Wow. Absolutely too loud. And that laugh is acceptable. Okay, buddy. Just a quick peek at that eye. No! It's painless, I promise. No! He is not having it. No! This is every morning at home. Let me try one more time. Hold still. No! He's literally saying no. No! You're making me work for this, friend. That's him! I saw him, Dickers! Guilty! Oh, no. And you! Needle lady! Sneaky! Real sneaky! Hey! Fat man! Your idea! Everybody's guilty! Everybody! Oh, my God! He's gonna arrest us all. Case closed! Swap! Sitting on my perch, chewing my toy, minding my own business, then bam! Towel over the head, stuffed in a box like leftover pizza! You're here for your annual wellness exam. Annual? I just had one 11 months ago! Do you know how long that is in bird time? Forever! I was fine! Fine! Make it quick. Check your weight. I'm American! Do something! It's very difficult. Officer, be honest. Is this hospital even real? Or did you bring me to a discount veterinarian? It's real. I think I'm dying. Something's coming for me! I can't. Oh, my gosh. Officer, you're fine. It's a small fracture. He'll need to rest the wing for a few weeks. A fracture? Nope. That is not in my schedule. I got flights to make, crackers to steal. What do you mean? Weeks? Easy, buddy. Keep still. My whole career is over! Cancel the tour! I'm grounded like a chicken nugget! Oh, my! Somebody call the Air Force! Tell them their best pilot is down! Mayday! The good news is it's just a mild respiratory infection. A couple of days on the antibiotics we discussed, and lots of rest should clear it right up. Uh-huh. Appreciate the speech, Doc. But I'm going to need a second opinion, and probably a lawyer. Ha! Yeah, you heard me. No offense, but my lungs are Exhibit A, and I don't plead... Your wing is broken. We need emergency surgery. What? My wing? I was perfectly fine at home. I was flying around like a whole superhero. Ha! Otter! You turned me into a penguin! We're not going to arrest you, buddy. He's just visiting. Visiting? Like this? What? What is that? Are those knives? Oh, no. No way. I was told this was just a checkup. Nobody said anything about surgery! Breathe, buddy. It's okay. You're perfectly healthy. We're just going to look you over. Look me over with scissors? Do I look like a craft project to you? I'm not ready! I didn't even write a will! Oh, my gosh! This isn't for surgery. So this is today's total right here. Wait, what? $400 for a beef check and a seed snack? Oh, my gosh! Ha! I could have bought a whole bag of almonds for that! Does this come with a free yacht? No? Refund! He's upset. I can't breathe!