Greek God Name ｜ Max Amini ｜ Stand-up Comedy

Darius? Vattius? Fattius? Okay, and where are you from? Virginia Vattius? Oh really, it's a Greek God? You look like a Greek God You're so white, you're like, I need something interesting I need to change my name to various. I like it. That's your lady with you Nice to meet you darling. What's your name? Stacy oh, you're so beautiful. Thanks for coming. Do you guys work for ice? To super white white extra white transparent white Various type of white Comes to a hawk show all the way from Virginia I'm very happy you here even if you kick us all out of the country Hong Kong, thank you for coming. You're ******* up the trades, but it's good to have you Hong Kong, that's very cool. Look at how the white guys look enjoy Buddy, that's awkward The way you turn around are you like Did you buy something that you're trying to return Maybe she can take it with her to Hong Kong That's so nice of you very curious white man. I like that or you just you have Asian fetish, which one? I Love you. What's your name? Ben nice to meet you and your lovely lady. Oh, it's this one. Not that one So you're happy to sit next to two white ladies because ticketmasters just sits people by color Ben and lovely lady Tonya you can't be this shy Maybe you can't do this your husband turned around made out with the Asian girl behind her I said Hong Kong he went And I'm asking your name Do you So you're dating Ben Congratulations, I mean she's gorgeous. She's Ukrainian. She's young. She's hot and You're from Virginia Where you from Germany, how long ago did you move to us? 1951 you did good And Ben Congratulations at age 158 You're doing fantastic. I mean the fact that you can get it up. I wish I was German. Oh Shit Kidding me. Oh my god. This is so beautiful You **** me up. I Was trying to destroy you and your husband I Was coming with like, oh, oh, thank you. This is so beautiful You wrote this are you guys married not married thank God They wrote me a beautiful card your gift for turning everyday Moments into pure hilarity is truly extraordinary Thank you for the laughter energy and on unforgettable memories and the big dick energy you bring to our house Your presence lights up every room and your rare ability to bring joy through humor makes us feel lucky to have Experienced it in times when smiles are needed most You gave us many and showed how? Powerful laughter can be thank you for sharing your talent with the world We're excited to see you and see what's next. Please. Let us know. What's your only fans account? This is so beautiful really really I'm shocked you didn't I'm serious I'll put it here I'll put it like this. It looks like it's my funeral flowers. I Mean this is so interesting that you did this You're Mexican and he's Indian and together you put your thoughts together And you bought such an expensive flower Indians don't do this ---- You know that conversation oh We need to get in some flowers. Okay, we'll get one flower very good one more than enough Honey, we need to get a lot of flowers like a nice bouquet. I don't know you what is he gonna do with it? really really grateful You're here with You just came by yourself You're alone tonight And and you're in the process of divorce and you came to to laugh and get it off your chest You love you, dude. This is incredible That's incredible Good for you, and and what are you gonna? Do are you gonna go on a dating app? You're all the dating This guy every day, I've been swiping That's good good for you Where my single people that copies? That's it single people Over here single how long all your life. I'm sorry to hear that and how old you Now we know why he got divorced He didn't hesitate the divorce guy immediately Unbelievable oh my god. Well, how do you not you? He's ready to go Papers are not even done yet 22 exactly twice your age. What did you come here with tonight your parents? Your dad is younger than your future boyfriend You know why you're single, honey Because of these two fires right next to you These parents are the reason you use your single 22 you never had a boyfriend Yeah, yeah, you gotta find a nice person don't let guys like this guy trick you Okay, this is Max Amini show This is max to the love you don't fall for the food. This is a disaster situation He didn't come here to laugh this ****** came up to pick somebody up tonight He's hunting like with Gambia you're married to the Hong Kong lady get the cat African and Chinese Wow Congratulations, how long you guys been together? four years 14 years How many kids four kids brother you started an African village here in DC Are the kids more Asian looking or African looking from different from different So you have two kids she has two kids Two different, okay. Okay, don't clap relax. Why are you getting so nervous? Just getting juicy You're your ex-husband was he Chinese Bolivian And then you were married to an African yeah two kids In 14 years, so you pretty much raised each other's kids My god, how did you guys meet? And work, what do you guys work in a refugee camp? What I love how a bunch of refugees go ha ha ha Which camp did you guys meet at? The Germans love that joke Then pretend that was not funny What type of work you were you guys doing? Massage partner The Greek God found that hilarious Stacey he goes out for massages. I promise Guy happy ending comes out with a fortune cookie in his pocket. Watch this My funeral You should have bought like a stand for this It came with a stand a niggas are not going by this day You guys should have a kid ninja will come out like Black ninja will come out You too, Ben. You should have a kid with Tony. Oh You would she would give birth to Yoda Ben fell asleep Ben wake the **** up Ben slept Don't say nothing don't say nothing What are you gonna sleep? I love you, then you fell asleep Don't fall asleep in my show man The guy next to you he's also Italian Yeah, you're also Italian, oh, this is nice, what's your name in there? It's so cool But your mustache is so good. So cool is a beautiful. You're very good-looking man. What kind of underwear you wear? You wear a thong Spaghetti string in between your ass You're very cool. Uh-huh I look at Danny when I just have some coffee and some coffee in the middle of the show. Oh I love these Italians. It's and darling. What's your name? Valentina But I didn't mean You know my name Maxine What are you doing in Washington DC What the **** do you do Part of hearing this guy you're younger you came into here. What do you do? Amazing that's your full-time job. You're that good. Wow, what kind of music? Electronics house Spaghetti Okay, what about you sweetie, what do you do Esthetician, so you're the breadwinner. Thank you Then went home So, wait a minute he was with that girl, but the lady next to her you pretended that you were his girl Even though his wife was here She was also you could you Ukrainians are so nice you're like, okay, I'd be the butt of the joke He goes this is my lady I think he had Alzheimer's he had no idea who he came out with