Day 1000 of living in a van...!! Solo female van life

I just saw a butterfly on a pile of dog ----. Now I don't know how to feel about that because I saw the exact same butterfly yesterday and I was like that is a majestic piece of artwork and now honestly I just feel differently about it. I didn't know they were like that, you know? It's just a little bit heartbreaking when you see a beautiful butterfly just on a pile of ----, really. That's all I have to say this morning. Found a little path so we're gonna go this way. Okay, this will do, I guess. Okay, I have a Louis Vuitton bag on one shoulder and a BIM bag on the other. If that doesn't sum me up, not sure what does, really. Okay, let's do it. Bim, bim. I remember one time, like maybe a year ago, I tried making pancakes on the beach before. I tried. I have a bug in my eye. Where's the lighter? Do not play with me right now. Oh my god, I forgot the pan! I kid you not, I'm really not trying to forget things, but I've just turned into exactly who I used to be. It just, it just doesn't even just... I just... I'm gonna have to leave you here. There's like no one around. And if you do steal this camera and you're watching this footage, **** you. You, my camera's my pride and joy. Okay, round two. Oh, absolutely ******* not. I do not feel safe right now. Okay, we're gonna commit because I thought this would be a fun activity. Look at that. Look at that. That is pure sexiness. Oh, ****. What am I supposed to do with it? Don't even. Don't. I make pancakes every, every day. I swear, the universe is like, girl, stop. I don't think I'm made for the outdoors. Every time I try and do this, it's just disaster. I'm gonna go for coconut sugar. It kind of tastes like dish soap, but also very good. This is, this is awful. This just, I just thought this was gonna be aesthetic and it's not. It's actually a disaster and you just gotta, if you can't laugh at it, you'll, you'll cry about it. So just laugh. What a sunny day at the beach with my nice, flavorful, beautiful pancake. Best day ever. Just tastes like burnt pan. You want some? Are you sure you don't want a bit of that? A little bit of this? Do you want to go? I think we should go. Let's go. Let's get changed into something a little more fabulous and let's go and buy some, some things for Gloria, okay? We're gonna be doing some improvements in here. Some long-awaited improvements. Let's get changed. Okay, I am ready. Let's take on the day. Let's go and buy some things for Gloria. Screwdriver, screwdriver, screw! Ah, ****. What is this, like, why can't I? Ah, so close yet so far. Why is it so small? Okay, they don't have the one I want, which is an but I discovered the baby ones. This is exciting ----. It's giving tiny. Let's get this one. That'll do. I found the screw aisle. How fun is this? Here we go. We have a mini drill. Everything is in a little case, so I'm not gonna lose it. And it's tiny, so it's not gonna take up the very limited space I have left in here. And you know why? Because this evening, we're drilling ----. You're gonna love it. You're gonna love it. But first, I'm sort of hungry. There's a food place over there. A place where they sell food. And I'm thinking that it would be a good idea if we go together. Maybe I'll run to get the food. Exercise and feeding. That is multitasking at its finest. So, are you coming with me or not? I'm waiting for a reply. Right, you're coming with me. I don't know what you said. I can't run in this. It's really warm. It's cool though. Do you like it? Do you guys like my jacket? Do you like it? Is she sexy? Is she good? What do we think? Let me change into something a little bit more exercise friendly. I have a friend! Oh, it's my dad. Be right back. This is gonna be an intense run. I don't know what the **** is wrong with me right now. I think I'm just too hungry to care. To speak, you know? Come with me. I'm dead. It's fine. It doesn't matter. I'm really thirsty. I didn't bring any water. I have some that I hate if I drink it. I'm not good doing it. I'm gonna wait. Okay, I'm sorry. I couldn't take you with me for the buzzer experience. It just, everything happened so quickly and now we're just walking back. I am gilded. Am I the sun? I knew it. I knew it. I love Jasmine. This is my turf. Okay, also, quickly before we eat, do you like my new decor? Do you like it? I also have, oh, I need to show you my display. But we're gonna eat because I'm hungry actually. So I take back everything I just said. Okay, what did I get? We got the rice. This is vinegar rice, okay? Vinegar rice. I only recently tried it and it has changed my life. I like it so much that I bought supplementary sushi vinegar that I keep in the front for emergencies. We have, okay, this actually looks quite pathetic. We've got three chicken yakitori. Okay, this is really depressing actually. What did I, I got three gyoza. What did I just do? We got rice. We're good. We're good. It's all good. What do I do with it? Do I chuck it in? Okay, but let's appreciate the view as per usual. What more could a person want really? That's my face. Let me just show you quickly. Look how pretty that is. And this, my friends, is why I live in a van because you can park in these places. However, right now I'm severely regretting it because I'm too hot and I'm sticky because I ran. It's why I try not to exercise too much in the van, which has meant I've lost so much muscle. It's a hard life. It's kind of strange after being on the boat. I loved being on the boat. You know what? Boat life is so for me. Anything that moves and is nice and you can live in, I'm so up for it. I just find it so inspiring to move around all the time. I'm doing some more basic videos at the moment and by basic, it's just a YouTube video instead of a, you know, like we're just hanging out, which I actually prefer in a way because it's fun and I love doing it. So I want to move Ami in a van to a place where I think she deserves to be. I think it's fun and it's something I really want to do to try and max out my skills and Ami in a van and everything and give myself a break in between creating because YouTube videos are almost like a songwriter having to write a song every week and I know a lot of YouTube videos aren't necessarily like that in the fact that they are maybe, you know, they're not the same as films but I like to create things that are cool. So we're slowing down on the creativity in the videos and we are putting it into an actual film that I'm writing and I want to make a Kickstarter for it so you guys can watch the film and be part of it and so I can take you guys on another journey and I'm lucky enough to be in this place now where I sort of have the ability to make a film and, well, I worked for it. So I'm doing a Kickstarter because I think I can make something really great and I think you guys would love it and I'm still going to chill in here, don't worry, we're going to keep this going but yes, that's what I'm doing and I hope you guys think that's a good idea. My food's now cold because I'm a genius and decided to start speaking when I have loads of food in front of me. But yeah, what do you guys think? It'll be a film, well it is a film, loosely based on a bohemian girl who's a little bit free-spirited and actually not so bohemian but she's inventing her own genre. Does that sound familiar to you? I'm going to eat this then we're going to do ---- in the van, alright? But let's just chill with me for a second, chill with me. Vinegar rice. That was scary. Alright, I'll be back. Okay, problem and I don't want to do anything. I'm tired. Go down. Go down. I now don't want to do anything. We need to do the thing. We need to drill the things in the things to keep the things safe. I'll show you exactly what I mean. Oh my god, that has wiped me out. It's just so relaxing here. Look at that. Look at that. I will never get tired of it. It's impossible. It's the one thing I can't get tired of. Oh, it's so pretty. Okay, let's do something. Alright, not going to lie, that took a lot of convincing. We're here now and I have my baby drill. I just can't believe they do when they're small. Okay, let's get to work. Cool, man. Wait, I forgot the screws. Hold up. Hold up. Nobody panic. It's fine. Okay, so I bought these bad boys. It was a very epic adventure to find these. I had a great time in the DIY shop. I actually love that place. It's freaking a wonderland. Okay, so I have two types of screws because I was very indecisive about what I wanted to do. So we got some wood cutters and then we got some open. And then we got some of these flat ones because I was thinking they were going to... Yeah, that's going to sit better in the thing because I am definitely, definitely not going to be drilling the pilot holes. I don't have the patience. That's why I get the self-cutting screws. So let's just do it. Screw it. Literally. I literally thought of it as I said it. I'm so funny. It's incredible. God. It's kind of slow, but we don't need to be going quick. So basically I wanted to drill this so I don't have to put it on the floor. It's also annoying because this like comes off and then the water from the tank just like spills everywhere. It's just not a chic experience. It's just annoying. Imagine having to, every time you wanted to use your car to go out, you have to take your entire belongings like off the driver's seat first before you can even move. That's what it's like in the van. Everything has to come down. But I'm thinking I might even screw this in because I don't know if I'm going to have enough space because I really only care about the coffee machine. Right. I reckon about there. What if I put it here instead? Is that the best way? Oh, I suppose I can put that sideways. Oh yeah, that works. That works. Great stuff. Yeah, that's dead straight. That's good because the sink's like pushing it. Yeah, that's cool. That's super cool. And then we're going to get another one. Do you like my bag? It is full of crap. There's one here. I bought 10 I think, so we're covered for quite a bit. I reckon one here so I can take it out if necessary. Oh, perfect. Okay, let's do it. I'm so excited. Get off. Get off now. Thank you. That needs to be washed so badly. Damn wait, I'm going to need to take that out because I need to take the tray out. I'm going to have to put it at the side here. Okay, that's fine. That's completely fine. Maybe I'll put one on the other side just to make sure she stays in place. Okay, let's do it. Powerful enough. Yeah, baby. You are an icon. Alright, looks like that screw's going to be staying in there. Next please. Not too shabby. Not too shabby at all. We'll pop this one in the same place on the other side. Okay, I can lift it out. That's fine. Let's have a look. I think that's fine. That's fine. I'm too good. That's not going to go anywhere. Now I don't have to move that. What else can I screw in? This is dangerous. I'm going to screw everything in. The pillows, they're getting screwed to the wall. My toothbrush is getting screwed. My shoes are getting screwed down to the floor. Everything's getting put in place now. I think literally one here and one here. Oh ----, I didn't put it straight. It was literally me the whole van build. I was like, I'll just shove a screw in here. It'll be fine. And then I'll just drop, oh ****. This is so good. It is so good. I love it so much. Right, are you in that gap? Oh my god, it just fits. Oh my god, the craftsmanship is perfect. Of course it is. I did it. Look at that. That's not going anywhere now. Neither is that. That is great. Not too shabby my friends. I just need to go over one speed bump and that's going to just. Okay, this is the final product. Look at that. We're good. What next? Alright, moving Katana XL into her perfectly crafted space. Don't you think that's so good? She fits into the little curve in the branch. It literally, it makes my day. Even though actually, that would be a better use for like, my coconut oil. That's kind of true actually. Where am I supposed to put Katana? She lives there. There. Perfect. Right. Can't really fall. That looks a bit ---- but we're just going to go with it. Let's do it. Boom. She's still going to fall but that kind of helps. I think I'm just going to chuck one here so then my mirror's always in the right place. The right angle. There we go. It has its own little place now. Okay, let me show you all of the things that are now magical in here. Alright, coming in with number one. We have this baddie here. Oh dear god. It's fine. We're fine. Okay, then we have Katana over here. Bad bitch that she is. Then we have these guys. Look at the craftsmanship here. Cool. I'm tired for no reason. Okay, goodnight.