Chris Hemsworth Halle Berry Mark Ruffalo Hilariously Take On The British Test

Teaspoon. I've heard a teaspoon of sugar makes the medicine go down. I bet these are great when you're stoned. Marvel or DC. I'm just going to keep saying Marvel to stay employed. So you've got Earl Grey. I tried to make a British mate a cup of tea once and put that in his head. What's this flowery crap? He's got the bicky. A chalky bicky. It's like being back in England. Welcome to Joe's British Test. Thank you so much for being here with us. We're really happy to be here. Thanks for having us. We've got a few tasks for you today to see if you've got what it takes to be a true Brit. We do. I think we do. Excellent. And at the end, we can see if you're worthy of the coveted Joe British passport. We want that. It's exciting stuff. Before we get into that, what does being British mean to you? What do you think it takes to be British? A stiff upper lip. A dry sense of humour. Got a lot of point. Three brilliant answers. Are we alright? We're in the game? Yeah, yeah, shoot. So far. Why do you get a little saucer? I'm a little saucy. You really are? You are. No, you aren't. So to kick us off, what we want you to do is make us a proper British cup of tea. So in front of you, you've got all the utensils that you need and obviously a few red herrings in there. Talk us through what you're doing. What do you think? We need this. First we need the hot water. Yeah, we need the hot water and the tea bag. I'm going with Yorkshire tea. Yorkshire tea. Yeah, so you've got Earl Grey. I tried to make a friend of mine, a British mate, a cup of tea once and put that in and he said, So you think this is it? This is it. Because it's Yorkshire pudding, so we know we're in the right region. I'm going with Yorkshire tea. We need some... Already boiled? Already boiled water. Skim milk? Oat milk is not it. This is a LA cup of tea. Do we have full cream milk though? I feel like semi-skimmed. I mean, it does say British. Some milk. All right, real milk. Is that real milk? And I reckon a teaspoon of sugar. A teaspoon of sugar makes the medicine go down. Not just any sugar, but Sal's Betty's sugar. There you go, a bit of milk in there. And a teaspoon of sugar. Give me a big spoonful or just a little pinch. Teaspoon. Teaspoon. I've heard a teaspoon of sugar makes the medicine go down. Mary Poppins. That's British. Put it in there. Now, you don't have to do more than one. No, just a teaspoon. Some people will do more than one. But a classic British one is one teaspoon. And then you stick this in there. And then this. But I reckon you want a couple of Vickys on the side. Yeah, guys, good to have a biscuit with your tea. What are you choosing? Talk to Vicky. No, not Oreos. Cut these and dip them in there. You're going to dip them in there. Absolutely amazing. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Do we stir? I think we want. Give it a stir. Yeah, we need a stir. And does someone want to give it a try? Have a little taste test? You've got to take the teabag out. Take the teabag out. Take it out? Let's make it strong. Ah, squeeze the bag. Like Nan. There's a cup of joe. I think Chris is going to give it a try. I've got the biscuit. He's got the biscuit. He's got the Vicky. A chalky Vicky. It's like being back in England. I want to try. That is the first round absolutely smashed. You nailed that. Did we nail it? You absolutely nailed it. Yeah, give it a try. Yeah, that's a good cup of tea. Cheerio. I'm absolutely chuffed. Would the British public rather give up tea or pints? Wow. Oh, I think. So there was a real poll done on this? Yeah, real poll. Yeah. Well, I mean, you guys love a pint, but I would say more people probably drink tea. Right. So therefore, statistically speaking, tea? 60% of the people we asked said they prefer to give up tea over pints. That's what my gut was saying. I mean, you know how people are at the pints. Yeah, that ever louder voice for sure. I think 10 years ago it would have been tea, but now it's pints. Which of you three would the British public choose to pull off a heist with? You did a poll on that? Yeah. You did? Who do you reckon would be best? You mean like if you had to do an extraction of jewels? Yeah, exactly that. I wonder. If you wanted intellectual, you know, navigation of the entire thing, I'd say one of them. What's the answer? So Mark and Hallie were joint second with 28% each, meaning 44% of people said that they would take Chris on a heist. What do you guys think? But you and I together would have robbed me the moment I walked out of the jewelry store. Do the British public prefer Marvel or DC? Marvel. Contagious, what do we reckon? We're all represented. I would say Marvel. Marvel. Yeah, Tom Holland, Marvel. Before we go into it, do you reckon, Hallie, obviously you've been DC and Marvel, you guys obviously Marvel. If you were to round up all the superheroes and they were to have a massive scrap, who do you reckon would win the fight? Of all of them? DC against Marvel. If they were to just battle royale style. It would depend on the fight. I think Marvel. We've got some sort of intergalactics. There's just so many of them that just we would overwhelm them just in our massive amounts of superheroes and freaks. I'm just going to keep saying Marvel to stay employed. Yeah, absolutely. Well, I can tell you that you are correct. 77% of the people we asked said that they prefer Marvel to DC, so well done, guys. That's another storming round. Okay, I need my glasses. I can't do this anymore. Okay, who are these British legends? Oh, God. Let me see. I was going to say, is it the Beatles? Is it the Beatles? It is. It's the Beatles. That's Barry Cogan right there. It's Ringo Starr. Yes, the Beatles. Hallie, am I right in thinking that you've got a connection to Liverpool? I do. My mother's side of the family is Liverpoolian. Oh, really? And have you ever been over there to visit? No. But I know that's where they're from. What is this iconic British snack? It's an iconic Australian snack as far as I'm concerned. The old sausage roll. Not a meat pie? Guys, we actually have a few sausage rolls for you to try. We've got a choice of vegan or meat. I love a sausage roll. Have you ever had a sausage roll before? No. Are you hungry? No. They're cold. They're not good cold. Give us that mark while I'm back. Do you want to try one? No. I'll have a bite. Do you want a vegan one or a sausage one? No, I'm going to go for it. That's the real deal. Oh, this is the real deal. Get it from the middle. It's probably a sausage in place. I'm going to have one of these guys. They're very different from where you get them. What are your thoughts? Cold, right? I would imagine it's better hot. I bet these are great when you're stoned. Which one is the vegan one? When you've got the munchies. The vegan one is the one that Mark's having. When you have the munchies. Yeah, it's good afternoon. It's actually a very good substitute for pork. The only thing left to do, guys, is to give you your Joe British Test passport, because you have passed Joe's British Test. How do you feel? Does this mean we have to give back our other passport? Oh, my God. What am I holding? This is not my passport. Shut up. Hers looks more official. I got a beetle. I love the beetles. Wow. Thank you. Absolutely excellent. Thank you so much. That's brilliant. Cheers. Thank you. Does this mean that we could actually move to Britain? Yeah, that's a full visa as well. Is it? All right. Full visa.