Live Mulch -- How to plant Sweet and Low flowering ground cover

Oh man, this year let your neighbor trip on that old school bark mulch turning all gray and dingy in just a few weeks. What a downer. Forget that. Why look it ugly? Get your crib looking good with dynamite colors that'll keep on trucking all summer long with live mulch. Check it out. How low can you grow? To the max, man. Sweet N Low is evergreen dense and with an awesome scent to boot. Looking to get your groove thang on a garden path? Put Sweet N Low between stones or pavers and then just put your boots to walking. A perennial evergreen ground cover, Sweet N Low will hang out just about anywhere in the U.S. Beautiful flowers from summer to fall. Sweet N Low has it all. Sweet N Low tolerates some light boogie action so ease on down some stepping stones planted with it and you'll get a fresh lemony smell too. Honeybees dig it and in some parts of the world it's almost the exclusive food source for the large blue butterfly. But wait, there's more. Sweet N Low has many culinary and medicinal uses too. It's a cinch to plant these little beauties. First, nix the weeds. You can either yank them or better yet spray them. But don't spaz on the spraying. You can use the natural stuff if you want. Then lay those cool babies down on some loose soil but don't sweat it if your bed's already got bark mulch. Just use a stitcher and poke some primo holes right in that dang bark mulch so you get them in there real good. Now shake out those foxy little flower seeds and give them a drink and don't be bashful. They need to stay moist until they're growing good and that's it, you're good to go. Before you know it, bam! God's a color in your face all summer long. Now that's groovy, man. Your sisters will all be buzzing at the summer shindig for sure. You just tell them take a chill pill and get stepping to livemulch.com for a styling hip pad with off-the-hook flowers. You catch my drift, dude?