Meet Cute in the TSA Line | She's Out Of My League

Boarding passes and IDs where I can see them, please. Let's go. Boarding passes and IDs where I can see them, please. Oh, well, well, well. Thanks for coming in, Kettner. Sorry I'm late for you. You better have a damn good excuse. No. Take a second, pick something up. Nope. Interesting. Oh, look at this. Thank you, Mr. Freedman. Tomorrow. Have a nice flight. Boarding passes and IDs where I can see... Hi. Hello. Hi, hello. Hello. New York, huh? Yeah. The Big... City. Big Apple. Big Apple City. I get up there a lot because I actually... I gig up there. I play in a band. I'm the lead in a band. Nice to meet you. Did you get the numbers for the new procedures regarding planes? This is Randy. What's up? Well, everything checks out. Thank you. Do you need a hand? Smooth. Go put this back in the trash. It's a memo. Put it back in the trash. Boarding passes and IDs, please. Next. Oh, ma'am. Your shoes. Oh, sorry. Okay, let's go ahead and strip off that belt, too, while we're at it, huh? Do you have any piercings you want me to know about? Hmm? Anything at all? Uh, all right. I'm really late for my flight. Ma'am, why don't you just step on through and we'll see if you set off the machine. Thank you. Uh, no, no, no. Not so fast. Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to step over to the wanding area, please. Fuller, why? Well, you never know. Huh? You just waved the wand over your tie clip. No, I did not. Yes, you did. Well, I am keeping an eye on you. Wow. You let guys like that work here? Yes, they let that guy be my boss. Thank you for pissing off your boss for me. Oh, yeah. Uh, please. Uh, any time. Well, uh, Molly. Boarding pass. Oh, thanks. Perfect. Dude, cut it a little closer, why don't you? Hey, I think I lost my iPhone. I left it in security. Well, here, calm down. I'll call it. Hello? Who's this? I don't know. Might be the guy with the new iPhone. Who's this? Um, I don't know. Might be your worst ******* nightmare. Hi. Jesus. Stop it. Sorry. Thank God you have my phone. My name is Molly McLeish. I know. What gate are you at? I'll run it right over. You know what? We're actually pushing back right now. Excuse me. You're not supposed to be on your phone. It's bad for the plane. Oh, I'm sorry. Are you a plane doctor? No? So shut the **** up. I'll tell you what. I'll just leave it at lost and found for you. How about that? Would you just hold onto it for me? I'm coming back tomorrow. I'm an event planner. I'm having this party at the Warhol Museum. We could meet there. Yes. No, of course. I know exactly where that is. It's actually right on my way home from work. Sir? She's talking on her phone. Dude, go ---- in your hand. I have to go. Tonight's the night, Kirk. No, Devon. Tonight is just a night. Where I return some lost property to a fellow human being. Come on, man. You gotta be positive. This is exciting. And the night's full of possibilities. I can almost smell them. Man. You know what this reminds me of? What's that? The moment when Aladdin went to meet Princess Jasmine. What? You're like the street urchin, and this is the palace. Okay. So then what does that make you? I'm the genie. Why am I so nervous? This is so stupid. Let's just get this over with, okay? Let's just go. Yeah. Let's go on a magic carpet ride.