The woman overthrew her husband to become the head of the household. comedy funny nollywood

I waited for you all night until I fell asleep last night so you' re saying you spent the entire night here So you really slept here It's fine I'm on my way to work You didn't notice me did you I'm truly proud of the decision you've made—it's going to have a positive impact on your personal life Thank you so much Sir here are the reports for the project we abandoned earlier You abandoned the project first Yes sir These are the reports on it Yes sir I hope they are absolutely accurate Yes sir they are correct If I look into this and discover anything else we're in trouble Sir please verify—there's no error sir Wait are you okay Yes sir I'm fine sir What nonsense are you smiling at on your phone while I'm talking to you Why are you laughing Sir it's your wife My wife Yes sir What about my wife Sir she's online on Instagram talking about feminism you know women empowerment She's talking about women being able to build themselves without men Yes And the funny thing is she's blowing up on the internet Nearly 20 000 women are watching it Why are you complaining Sir your wife is a good woman Whoever finds a wife finds a good thing Mama they say you called for me Yes When you first applied for this position you mentioned your documents weren't complete and that you'd bring the rest Okay Yes yes I remember But I have to say we don't pass that level Are you serious Madam look Typical men But you see they always seem to feel they have a right to everything If it were a woman that's precisely why they'd demand she provide a thousand documents And they wouldn’t even consider her for the job Pardon me Miss Esther Have I ever had a problem with you before regarding this house Huh Face me I'm talking to you Oh sorry ma'am I was just wondering if you had an issue earlier You can ask that outside I'm talking to you Exactly Go slap your Shut up Sorry So ma'am The problem is You see our village caught fire And when the fire came from the village the fury of the flames swept through our family home That's why I lost some documents I don't care I don't want to hear that nonsense you' re spouting One month is all I'm giving you I could slap you right now Murphy if you pull that stunt again you're fired I'm sorry ma'am You have one month to get everything done I don 't know how you're going to provide your documents but you won't You'll still lose your job I'm not going back to the village I don't know where you're trying to go back to I don't want my mother to travel beyond the village I'll be the only one left there They won't be calling me village champion At least you're a champion Some people aren't Hmm Word Ma'am she 's looking for trouble with me Leave I didn't do anything wrong She's looking for my trouble Leave God knows You'll lose your job Sorry ma'am Drake This is gender No no We're getting a female gay man Yes Female gay man Gay woman Sorry I love the way I'm feeling right now I have peace of mind in my own space Madam I'm very proud of you In fact your husband has no idea what's coming for him I'm proud that you've made this decision What's coming for him How Please No madam You see now that your eyes are finally open Oh wait My eyes were closed before No that's not what I mean Like you don't have a clearer grasp of how So I'm dumb I've been dumb Madam I feel like you're twisting my words I'm just trying to I 'm the one twisting your words I'm in the middle of a drama right now Ma'am Go and get me some water Thank you so much for having us ma'am And this will be the first gathering of women like us who are ready and deeply committed to breaking barriers and take feminism to the next level in society Thank you ma'am I'm so happy I mean sitting with women like you brings me great joy and it shows me we're heading in the right direction and I'm equally pleased Thank you ma'am When I listened to the live stream and saw the message shared with the audience I was completely certain that we are envisioning women Yes We can Yeah Welcome sir Thank you Welcome Hi Hi sir Yeah So sorry were in the middle of something before you arrived Yeah so excuse us please Oh really Alright Yes Thank you I'm so ma'am Thank you so much Thank you ma'am Thank you so much for coming I mean it's because of people like you that I do what I do Yes You 're doing great We love you But why did you come in without knocking Since when did you In fact how did you put this room together so quickly When Look I don't owe you any explanation But isn't it obvious Do you need it spelled out You haven't answered my question You're just rambling Look I want to be on my own You want to be on your own Yes Since when did that begin It started the moment I realized Self-awareness I realized that there's more to me than just being your wife Okay so what else do you want to be I want to be a woman A woman of happiness Have I been making you feel like a man What do you mean Look just let me be please I was busy before you came here Well if that's the case I'm moving in here with you Why I'm staying the night No way Get lost Get out of my room What are you doing Can you just stop I'm shouting I'm going to slap you Act like a decent person Who even is a decent person Stop raising your voice Why are you dressed in black like a commando I'm not your commando A commando is a white guy Let me out Please What's going on This lady says she'll be looking for you Good afternoon ma'am I'm Jennifer ma'am Oh you're already here Yes Okay So Murphy This is Jennifer Our new security personnel She'll be working with us at the gate And you'll be rotating shifts Mama They're going to shift us now Sorry what does that mean They said they'll transfer us for the work Do you have any problem with that Yes No problem She just said no problem Anyway You are going to submit your documents Documents It will be on rotation Pending your submission of complete documents Just in case we need to replace you we want it to be as easy as possible for us Mom I never thought you were this serious What I said I never thought you were this serious I can't hear you Baby let me go home Mama Let me go home You know how thoroughly documented you are You're literally insulting me I'll slap you You want to slap me Sorry I'm sorry Mama I wasn't always like this Sometimes Yes Okay Sir Yes Following up on your call You said you wanted to talk to me and it's urgent What's this about I want to discuss my work Your work What happened I want to resign Follow the call You want to resign Why Oga I want to become a powerful strong and independent woman I don't want to rely on any man for anything My plan is this Hey Let me put it this way I'll consider launching one or two businesses One or two businesses You sound so uncertain and confused like you don't even know what you truly want You don't know what you want Oga I'm sure Hey I want to start a POS business I'll just get a small container one side I'll use it to boil an egg I need your help with my business I just need a small loan —about N500 000 I’ll assist you in setting up the business Independent woman Yes You want to borrow money from a man to become independent You 're clearly confused This is the journey toward independence you're trying to take You don't even have the capital needed to start a POS business It's a man you don't want to rely on yet you're the one wanting to borrow his money to get the business off the ground You can see how confused you are can 't you That move is utterly confusing Why don't you ask your madam another woman like yourself instead of a man Oga I don't ask Madam Madam told me she doesn't want to borrow money from anyone She doesn't want to borrow money from anyone She said she doesn't want to borrow money from anyone A feminist influencer Yes That is promoting and preaching feminism We can't stand on our own We are not independent So all I want is no work I can't afford to show any effort toward empowering other women All she does is talk Now you've gone to a man to borrow money To become independent So you can join the family You see You need to be very careful about your life choices The way you're looking right now—depressed confused Just follow what you just saw No Oga I didn't do anything I swear I didn't do anything You didn't do anything I didn't do anything I'm sure that means hungry They' re pounding every inch of your body right now I didn't do anything You can't even eat through your nose What does that mean You see you need to shut up first before you start talking about being independent I'll send you some money so you can eat Oga see If I make it through this life you could be my Oga You're a truly good person God will bless the man within you You're the kind of man someone should be able to rely on Feminism You don't deserve it Mother What's going on You brought your wife No Not with my wife Madam isn't here What Yes She told me she 's going to work shifts Madam isn't here She's at the gate The gatekeeper She told me she's going to work shifts Mondas shall never enter I don't know who Mondas is Mondas is a fully grown woman She is a very large presence She even told me she's going to take half my salary She's going to pay me the remaining half Seriously I wasn't worried Don't worry about your salary It won't be split I 'll still pay you Your regular salary Sir Don't be upset with me Madam said that if I don't bring all my old documents she'll tell me to find a new job Right now Don't worry about it You continue your work Oga Don't forget what she said When she said it there was fire in her eyes You were looking at my wife's eyes No She was saying that the action had fire in her eyes She felt it Now that she's looking for a new job Murphy I said not to worry about it Just keep working If you want her to work she will I will receive my full salary Yes Stop I spread the word to my army general confidentially —this matter from the days of our old world when they were waging war upon Armageddon UsabuEhimba UsabuFire I'll fire that girl I actually think you should start going live more often Yes I think so too I've never been more surprised by myself than by the following—everyone is just Madam You'll be shocked if one of these two female celebrities suddenly endorses you The number of followers you'll gain from the game will surprise even you So I What's going on there Murphy What are you doing Sir Madam said some things—they bumped inside the house has your shift started No sir I came to do something A bit late And it's not your turn yet No sir Now get out of here Let me just join I'll join you in unemployment now Jennifer Sir You called me sir I suppose you're the one on duty now Your shift has started Yes sir Your madam needs your help with wires Yes Murphy said A little late Yes This is for a man You 'resisting even that Everybody lie down Come on Lie down Where Anybody move— just go down You understand what I' m saying Yes Please don't kill us Please Don't hurt us Whatever you want we will give to you Please Yes Now will you tell us what we are going to do When I tell you you don 't read the offer We want 15 million Naira in cash immediately The criminals talk money when they want to collect Don't you know what to call your mother What is this foolish fool If they say this one night I will start my action You won't get that kind of money Shut up and keep your mouth shut Please we don't have that kind of money in the house Please That kind of money—we don’t have it What do you think we should do So here’ s what happened: whatever amount you can give we’re fine with it But you know what We're going to complete it with some Koboko and Yanyashis —that will make sense According to my brother any amount I get when I bring them will go into the balance because we are not going to complete So who will be the head of the house My brother please don't hurt my husband Please don't flog my husband What do you mean Don't blame my husband Did they mention my name They said the head of the household Aren't you the head of the household No You and I are the heads of the household Fifty-fifty As a strong woman an independent woman please it's fifty-fifty Oga what you do is this—I don't mind for peace to reign Flog us but you flog me fifty and flog her fifty She can't handle her fifty You see that young lady over there That's her assistant The other one No Please You're the alpha male in this house Please just set the case for us Take responsibility I 'm begging you You' re absolutely crazy What is an alpha male By the time they finish flogging you that English will be gone from your mind Oga flog us 50-50 Okay So we'll spread out without having To begin with Madam Madam Why are you in your spot Ziggy are you crazy Tell me why you're making this announcement Is that part of the plan Now slip off listen—no way That's amazing Ziggy Not the African slap me No way You know about this Ma' am that's a family matter now No you knew I was just provoking I don't care