Kdrama Evil Plan

Editor-nim, let's talk for a moment. Ah, yes, yes. What are you doing there? Stop fooling around. Hi, welcome to my TED talk which usually makes no sense but this time, it will. So first I went to US government to get information to expose K-dramas. But why on earth I went to US government when K-drama is Korean? So I went to Korean government and got the information. As I have told you before, K-dramas are part of Illuminati. But this time I have proof. You have bullshit. Never said I had you. Proof number 1. Kim So Hyun always forgets her memories in K-dramas. Is this indications that K-drama fans can forget their memories too? I would love to forget my memories to watch my favorite K-drama again. Good point but they want you to forget your responsibilities and make you their slave. But jokes on them. I forget my responsibilities regardless. Anyway. Proof number 2. K-dramas with love stories are mainly based on love triangle. Why not love circle? Why only triangle? K-drama mostly represent triangle and what else is triangle? No no not pizza slice you dumb duck but Illuminati. Come on people open your eyes and see that they openly give hints about triangle. Proof number 3. Why K-drama website always asks Are you human? Why? What else are you looking for? Something other than human? Well they came to right place I am disappointment. Anyway. They have shown non-humans and their dramas and they will dominate us soon. But if they are that pretty, I wouldn't mind them dominating me. Proof number 4. Cliffhanger endings. It will be released next week. Now you would think they do this to hook you up with the next episode. Right? Wrong. Ever spend the whole night on a K-drama and hate yourself in morning? I hate myself regardless but that's not the point. They purposely end shows on cliffhanger. Why? So that we cannot stop ourselves and have no energy in the day and end the non-humans they are searching. Will take over the world while we are sleeping. Still don't believe me? How are you going to explain this? Proof number 5. One hand on phone, one hand on glass. Right? Now who is holding the phone? Who who? Just who? Or he has three hands? This is some non-human shits. Not only that, they are very familiar with non-humans. That's your first question? I would probably ask myself if I am high or not. If you still don't believe me, it's not like I care. I don't believe myself either. Disgusting shits.