BLACK SAMURAI PLAYS HIMSELF

Wait, what'd she say? Yeah, come look in. Come look. I thought it was going to be one of those things where he peeks in. Konnichiwa. Let me stop. Let me stop for if somebody gets triggered. Y'all see I'm in a Shogun garb. Incredible. Last time I had this on we was running horse montages. If you know, you know. Before we proceed any further. Ubisoft, you know I'm looking at you. I want to say thank you Ubisoft. Thank you Ubisoft for sponsoring this video. You know, me and you Ubisoft, we got a great relationship. New games come out. You hit me up. I look at the game. Sometimes I say yes. Sometimes I say no. Every time I come in late. But you had me at Black Samurai. If there was any sponsorship I was taking, it was this one. Now they gave us some talking points. I can talk about Yasuke the samurai. I could talk about Naoe the ninja. But I feel like what better way to show you than to just show you. I will touch on this talking point. Assassin's Creed Shadows is out now. Buy the game and decide whether to play a shinobi or samurai. Approach quests with whichever character you prefer. As each possesses their own respective progression, stats, skills, and gear. Click the link in the description. Cop it for yourself. Now, let's see what y'all do. Welcome. Thank you. A beautiful place, isn't it? Yeah. A fresh sea breeze. The warm sun. Okay. This beach belongs just to you. Say less. It doesn't exist out in the world. Wait, we in a matrix here. Everything you see here is from the past. Your past. Got you. One of your ancestors visited this place long ago. Forever writing their memory into the fabric of your DNA. Animus ego unlocks these genetic memories for you. Assassin's Creed, baby. Wander to connect. Your journey to mindfulness begins through these. I'm not playing a horror game today. Total perspective on what makes you you. New memory streams are activating now. Erase self doubt, fear, and weakness. Give yourself the confidence to conquer the world and we will be in touch. Welcome. I like the lights. Can we turn the lights back on? Oh, look at all the different Assassin's Creed's. Oh, there you go. My dude. Buy it. I've been meaning to go back and beat Odyssey. I haven't beat that one yet, but we own Assassin's Creed shadows today. Something's going on. Creek engineering. Welcome to Assassin's Creed shadows. I just said that. Yasuke is an outsider in a foreign land. Naoe is a young shinobi from a quiet village. They are two people of little consequence to the mighty warlords of the many warring states of Japan, but they're about to embark upon a path that will shape the fate of the nation. Is that inappropriate? We're going to find out when Ubisoft reviews this. Let's go. Difficulty. Cranking it up on expert. Corey, edit this part out. Immersive mode. Look at all these modes. Activating this option automatically sets and locks the voiceover language to Japanese. Bro. Y'all want to feel like we watching an anime today or what? We playing anime. Not going to lie though. The text is a little small. Y'all know your boy getting a little older. You know, I need them words a little bigger. On his nobility tip. Bro, I got so hyped and I'm like just meeting this character for the first time. Why did I get that hype? I didn't know he was talking. All right. No more pausing. Are we about to duke it out? Like I feel like there's some tension here. Yo, why y'all got your blades with you? You don't need those. We're just simple passengers. I don't know what y'all yapping about. Look, they're all like, yo, a black person. No, no. They're probably like, what's wrong with his skin? See, nowadays, you know, black people, you know, walking around Tokyo and stuff like that. Like Japanese people are used to seeing black people. That's what they were saying when they saw me. But you got to remember. This is the year 1579. These people are looking at a black person like, what disease do you have? Oh, he was like. Oh, man. What? What's going on? Uh-oh. Yeah. That's great. Okay. Are you bringing chairs? Uh-oh. Oh, for real? He died in my scene. Say something. Oh, I'm saying something. Yeah, I don't care about you. Bro, he just arrived here knowing that I was- Nah, I'm too old for that. They're dead now. Who told y'all to come back in? Oh, did he tell them to come back in? Six months later. We going to war? See, this is what I'm talking about. This is what I- Oh! Now you know he dead. Oh, yes. Hey. Bonus content unlocked. All right, shout out to Yubi for the pre-order bonus. Okay. R1, R2. Let's get him. Come on, get back. Cadets? Like, what? That's slow freaking sword swing. Look at him like- This dude knows he's a part of the tutorial. He's like, the game's trying to teach you how to posture, dude. L1 to parry. Oh, y'all never should have gave me that. Y'all never should have gave me that. Oh, he's screaming. Did you hear that? Parry! So we just doing that for every kill now, or- Everybody! Ride with me! To battle! There's only one person I'm trying to kill. Hold and press your power dash. Oh! Okay. Oh, I gotta recharge that. Okay. So y'all trying to surround me? Who going first? Parry! What's this move? Oh. Oh, dang! Bro! Jesus! Coming through! Samurai linebacker. He laughing so he know he finna lose. Oh no, that was a Nobunaga. I wish you luck. Otherwise, this will be the last time we speak. So we're playing both sides. Well, I already want this side to win because I was already playing as them first. I don't care what's going on on the other side. You what?! I'm not gonna lie, I kind of want to turn immersive mode off. I gotta read. I gotta like pay attention to what I'm doing. So I'm not gonna be able to read. They're not letting me turn immersive mode off. Her dad's dead. Or not. What's good with you? Circle to dodge. She a little fast. See, she's fast. Yeah, break that. She got the kicks too. They're a little familiar. Hey, see Yasuke, he doesn't have one. He's not an assassin. I'm opening this straight up. Box is getting opened ASAP. Somebody's behind her. No. Hurry, someone's coming. Dang. That's where you gotta watch your back, guys. I got you. You didn't seem that disappointed. I'm hungry. Hey Tomiko, your father brought you here. I'm surprised he made it in his condition. He fell into a dead sleep after dragging you in. There will be some hard days ahead, but he'll live. I've lost too much time. I've got to go. Go? Go where? Do you even know where to start looking? Then help me. Tell me what you can. How did you come to lose this thing? Got boxed. There was a man in armor. A samurai. He came up behind me. I was careless. I'm not certain, but you should go to Katano. There's a connection there. I'll take my father's horse. I could reach the castle tonight. And what will you do if you find your samurai? What I should have done at the tomb. Take his life and take back what's ours. Turn up. But Box Thief will be somewhere he feels safe. A well-guarded place. So are y'all back? Okay, got you. Let's tag those guys. I'm guessing we shouldn't go through the front door. My grappling hook will get me up there. Grappling hook. I don't want to throw a grappling hook. That's right, you guys. Naoe, she has a grappling hook and other ninja tools. Kunais and shurikens. The infamous Assassin's Creed leap. You already know what time it is for you, pal. You know what time it is? I can throw a kunai one-handed. Thanks for letting me know. Y'all know we doing head shots, right? One, two, skibbity doo. There it is. Oh, you? Give me the loot. The box they stole from me. I need to keep looking. I'ma still take that loot, though. Okay, who next? Use L1, swing back and forth. Spider-Man. Hey, at least these guys are dying instantly. I got something for you. Shut that noise up. Unseen. Perform five assassinations in a row. What's my name? Put it down in the comments. We can hide in here. Uh-oh, we might have to get busy, guys. Yeah, come look in. Come look. I thought it was gonna be one of those things where he peeks in, stabs him, grabs him, and pulls him in the box, right? She could've... Literally, she was just in the box like this, like looking up at him. He's just peeking over, just staring at her like... All right. Okay, so... Get back. Come on! Oh! Kunai! Wait, headshot? Kunai, one of them, grabbed the other one, sliced his throat before he sees that his friend just got Kunai'd in the back of the head. So, let's jump down. Go prone. Wait, wait! Okay, we got another guy. Hold up, she over here breakdancing. Hold up. I'm about to Kunai this guy. Wait, this is not an insta-kill? Okay, never mind. Yeah, you're dead. What? I tried to assassinate him. Wait, where is he going? This dude called for backup. Now, that was kind of realistic. Bro, you really can't assassinate these dudes. Thought I was about to fight? Idiot. All right. I'm gonna climb up here. You're not gonna be able to catch me with all that armor. Yeah. Uh-oh. He's there with the box. This is it. To get the box back, I have to kill him. I can do it with my grappling hook. Okay. Oh! That was clean. Dang. He had a whole cutscene and he died. Move! I'm out. Y'all not catching me now. Got the box. Hey, hey, hey. I can just climb over this. Climb, girl. Climb! Hey, too agile. Too agile. Uh-oh. We're in a moat. I need to get to this water. Hey. Hey, hey, hey. All right, swing to the side. I didn't even know you could swim in this game. No wonder. Hey, hey. Okay, now I'm really gone. No one is... They're not finding me. Cartel horse. Light work. Light work, baby. Don't worry about that. Guns were not that accurate back in the day. This dude sniped me. She can't be Kakushiba. She's just a child. She's like a cat with a gold coin. She has no idea what she carries. We're gonna need some backup. She can't fight. What are you doing? It will be safe in Sakai. You will be safer with me. Oh, they about to scrap? Chichou! What's he yelling about? This box is not for you. That is correct. It is for me. Who is this? Well, what is this music? This reminds me of some... Arthur Morgan. What's up with Boy's Mask? Is this Samurai 7? Who is this? Okay, they kind of cold. I'm not gonna lie. They got some aura. Are y'all good or bad though? Okay, I think they're bad guys. Chichou! He looking back like... We both know I'm about to die. That was a waste. Fujibayashi Nagato. The Kakushiba ends with you. Put them out of their misery. Snow! What? Let them suffer. Let them die in pain. Fine. We have what we came for. Villains don't do that. They don't. They would have killed them. Why would they give them the opportunity to come back? So... So we go back to Yasuke now or... Okay. See, if we went back to Yasuke, I would have kept... I would have kept the video going but... You know, I feel like we played enough of her. Now we... You know, we're taking turns. Oh! You... Have to... Get... Back. What is this place? An unpayable debt. Hold up, hold up. So if you walk normally, this is how she walks. If you change direction, she shows you her real mobility. There's either a festival or a massacre going on. How did I get here? Just do it. Two years earlier. Ocarina of Time! Morning, Tetsuya. Morning. The sun is nearly risen. You are late. Nearly risen? The sun is up. You were slow. Today, we move faster. Like that. I just woke up. Can I get some porridge before we get into combat? Getting past me is the first challenge. Yeah, that's going to be life. What did I say? Faster. Okay, my bad. Okay. Let us begin. With the posture, but always defend. Guard break. Good. There's weight behind your strike. I was going easy on you. Guard break on me. There's been a lot of funny screams in this game. I bet you win. No, you didn't. For dinner, I want pickled radish and dried fish. Fine. I am ready to train with the others, Stuart. Cheeseburger. This training is enough. You have other obligations. Auntie Matsu kept me for hours yesterday. Clearing the wasp nest from her tree should have taught you to work quickly. I kept getting stung. No complaints. You know why we help our neighbors. Alone, we are nothing. But together, we are everything. The height of the Great Mountain is not made by one stone. Yes. To the rest of the country, we Igans are different people. So we must come together to form a mountain. This morning, I feel like rubble. You are a pebble now. As my daughter, much is expected of you. The Fujibayashi name is a rock at the base of the mountain. I know, Stuart. I'll help Auntie. Good. Do you know what she will give you in return? Breakfast. So, it's not for nothing. You give and you receive. That is community. What will it be today, Auntie Matsu? Weeding the turnips? Scrubbing your iron pots? I'll find out just over the hill. We're going to talk to Matsu and get up out of here. Hey, get this dog up out of here. Matsu! Good morning, Auntie Matsu. Ohayo gozaimasu. Smelled my miso shiru brewing across the village, eh? I smelled something. Eggplant and daikon? Your favorite. But not ready yet. Come later. My father said you needed my help. An old woman forgets. Let me help. Oh, something wanders my yard. Beast or spirit, I am sure. Spirits, Auntie? They are everywhere, you know, like nuts. But whatever it is, you will find it. I can always count on my Naoe. Observation is the first step to victory. You need higher ground to find what haunts me. Climb the old tower. Tell me what you see. For a bowl of your miso shiru? Work first, then rewards. And lucky you, it will be my best one yet. I won't let you down. Food is like the prime motivator back in the day. Matsu's troublemaker. I'm guessing it's gonna be a fox. We're gonna find out. So I'm gonna take out all of her grunts and noises. I'm gonna put mine on. Y'all can't tell me mine didn't fit better. It's an animal. A deer? What's the word for deer, Corey? Uh, deer. Deer, deer, deer. She... It's in there. It's a shh, shh, shh. Hey, Siri. Shibu? No, it's not shibu. Uh, uh, what's the Jap- Sorry, I don't understand. I wasn't done, okay? What's the Japanese word for deer? In Japanese, I wasn't done, okay? What's the Japanese word for deers? Why is she talking to me in Japanese? In Japanese, deers. I knew it. See, I was like shh, shh, shh. Jump over. Oh, we're dead. Oh, okay. Wait, the deer's dead. Who did this? You! Hey, you didn't hear this from me. Two bald n****s killed them. They back there. So are we killing them for killing the deer? Or are we just gonna talk to them first? Let's talk to them first. Hey, guys. Who are you? Who wants to know? Me. I do. We are innocent survivors from battle. Starving and alone. You would turn us away? Not with their flimsy bouquets, you won't. You're thieves. You stole the food. Can't steal wild deer. The crops. And you're trespassing on our land. You what killed our army follows us. Yeah, you're wearing a man unit. Not even gonna give it the decency of a one-on-one? Yeah, you really about to get embarrassed now. Stance break. Oh. Bro, I'm too... She's not worth it. Go. Yeah. Get out of here, bald top. And stay out of Yiga. Wait, what'd she say? Hey, guys. What we doing over here? Man, y'all look hungry. So tell me, beast or spirit? Neither. I fucked them off. Of course you did. You're a Fujimayashi. Fujimayashi. How did they get in our village? My father says Yiga is a locked door. What matters is that you chase them off. Eat. Good for the heart and the bones. They're coming. Who? The armies of Oda Nobunaga. His son is at our borders. Nobukatsu. Ready to attack Yiga. I must meet them head on. We can't let them reach the village. I just heard a bear. Go with you. I'll come with you. No. Protect Matsu. Stay quiet and safe. But I can fight. You do not know what you are asking to do. You are not ready. Trust me. Follow my instruction. Yes, father. Wait for me. I will return. I could have been stronger, man. I shouldn't have taken no for an answer. I should be beside my father right now, fighting. He thinks I'm weak. No, Naoe. Yes. I'm done waiting. I want to help. I want to fight. So let us go. What? You have kept your bravery dark behind your eyes so your father does not see it. Enough hiding. I know just where to begin. Off we go. All right, auntie. That's what I'm talking about. Combo ender. All right. We're seriously gonna end it here. We didn't get that much time with Yasuke. So I guess I'll do some more of the talking points. It was pretty clear that Yasuke was less agile, but more powerful. He has different weapons. Katana, Kanabo, bows. We got the gist that the country is at war. But after the brutal invasion of the peaceful province of Iga, a young ninja assassin embarks on a journey to fulfill an impossible promise, eventually joining paths with a legendary samurai on a mission to confront his demons. Y'all saw gameplay. Y'all got synopsis. It's up to you if you would like to purchase Assassin's Creed Shadows. Link is in the description. Once again, shout out to Ubisoft for sponsoring the video. So while on to the next game. Hopefully you guys enjoyed it. If you did, be sure to assist the samurai. Slice that like button. Subscribe today to join the samurai. And until next time, my brothers and sisters. Cuz my name is Kory Kenchin. You win. Perfect.