You Hit The Kid, I Hit You! (Arnold Schwarzenegger) | Kindergarten Cop

Sorry, Zack's late. The car won't start. You'll be a good boy. I love you. Hi, champ. I fell down again. Hey, wait a minute. Uh, look, I forgot to close the door to the basement and Zack had a bad fall. The doctor says it looks much worse than it really is. Yeah, sure. You all say the same thing. The kid fell down the steps. Don't you have anything better to say than that? It's true. Look, I don't have to justify myself to you. You don't have any right talking to me like that. Hey, how you doing? You must be the Mr. Kim when we hear so much about you. You hit the kid. I hit you. You bastard. Not worth it. I'm pressing charges against you. Excuse me, everybody. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have hit the man, especially in front of the children. It was a mistake. I checked you out. There is no record of you ever having taught at any public school in California or anywhere else. Mr. Kimball, you have no teaching experience whatsoever, do you? I don't know how you noticed. I thought the introduction of a ferret was a horrible idea, but the children seemed to like it. I thought the use of your police whistle was outrageous, but... It's all I could think of. Please allow me to finish. Sorry. But it worked. I have no idea what kind of police officer you are, but you're a very good teacher. Thank you. Now, will you tell me something? Don't lie. What did it feel like to hit that son of a bitch? It felt great. Well, tomorrow morning, bright and early. Thank you. Yeah.