Trying Brazilian Snacks

Relationship update. We're very much in love. Giant snacks in Rio, even though I'm on a diet. Good morning, everyone. Welcome to Rio de Janeiro. Naveen looking gorgeous as ever. How do you do it? I wake up an hour earlier than everyone else and get it together. Well, today, Naveen woke up at 6 a.m. and we were headed out to do something and she went back to sleep at 7.30. One would say it shouldn't be up to one person to get the whole gang woken up. I would think that the person that was older would be able to wake themselves up without assistance, but I digress. You would think that with my age, I'd be getting up at 5 a.m., but no, I'm sleeping 14, 15 hours. It's breakfast time here. It's about 11 a.m. and we have some snacks to show you. This is a snack video. This is fruta pocket. Can you say the catchphrase? It's so fruit. Something like this. It's so fruit. We find that the Brazilians are very direct and a tad bossy. I went down to get coffee in the morning. I had a cappuccino and he said, no, no, no, no, no, no. And he took me to the buffet. Where you can just press a button and the coffee comes out. And I was like, okay. And then later that day, we went to have dinner and they go, menu or buffet? And I go, menu. And they go, okay. And then the guy comes over and he goes, no menu, no menu, buffet, buffet. The manager actually came over and was like, you don't want the menu. Yeah. And I said, I said, I want the menu. And he goes, buffet, buffet. And I said, okay. This is fruta pocket. Oh, that's nice. It looks like a beet. It is like a beet, like a beet chip. Oh, except it's fruit. Oh, it's like freeze dried fruit. It's not bad. It's like a freeze dried strawberry, but all the fruits. Check out these bananas guys. Those are nice. Those are really nice. Does that take you back to college when you had a bunch of roommates? Here's what our breakfast looks like. Look at this guacamole. You don't find that in the States. We don't have guacamole in the States obviously. And if you're not in the mood for guacamole, don't worry. There is pizza. There is, there's pizza. And then this is awesome. This is like a, like a banana bread, but with chocolate on it. I'm trying to figure out what else we have here. We have Japanese. What is that? Is it a peanut? Actually. Oh, it's a peanut covered in something. You know, there's a little man in every peanut, right? What do you mean? There's a little Santa Claus in every peanut. No, there's not. Sure there is. Let me try. Santa doesn't want to come out today. See, there's Santa. I am going to be getting Jason to a doctor as soon as we hit US soil. Guys, comment below. You know that there's Santa in a peanut. I know people know that. Potato chips. Yeah. That's nice. That's a, that's a straight up lemon lime, lemon lime ruffle. Lemon lime. Check out some of the bread they have here. That is nice. Everyone's talking about. Oh, that's a nice bread. Everyone's been talking about the Subway here and how good the bread is. We should go to the Subway. I'm not eating Subway. Guacamole is nice. Wow, that's soft. Our bread is so different. Favorite and least favorite part of traveling with me, specifically. Favorite part of traveling with you is? And least. When things get bad, you're always up. So like, and if you do get down, if the situation is bad, you're only down for like, maybe like a minute. This is what you don't want to mess with, with Nadine. You could literally throw her from the van. She'd be fine. She doesn't complain. She doesn't need things to be bougie. But if you mess with her look, if you mess with her fashion, if you cut into her time to get ready. The day is done. This is a banana chip. This is nice. I never told you the worst thing about traveling with you. Oh, I thought you did. Oh, what's the best thing about traveling with me? I could tell you the worst. Go ahead. No, I'm just kidding. The good part about being with someone who is like a yes man is even if Jason's literally crying and his eyes are shut because he's fully still asleep. If you're like, we're going like, he will get up and go and do it. And like he will, I would say your bounce back is a little slower than mine, but it is there. Maybe we put some music on, he'll start dancing. Like he can get out of his funk. But sometimes you don't want to push him because he looks like he needs to go to sleep. But if you do push him, he's fine. Like he'll be great. He'll be amazing. Here we go. Here's Baduco cookies. I've been loving these. Oh, very light and airy. And almost like crumbly. They're good. It's really hard not to eat the whole pack. They're like barely sticking together. Yeah. As a cookie. Tell them some stuff they can look forward to. We will be showing you guys the beach. We will be going to the big Jesus statue once it stops raining. Yeah. We possibly will go to the Modern Art Museum if you're lucky. Yeah. And this is your opportunity. Listen to this. This is your opportunity to comment something you really want to see in Brazil. And we'll choose a comment and we'll go do it before we leave. Yeah. Take that. But yeah, we have been filming. We've been shooting for David's vlog. Shooting a bunch of stuff. But it's been challenging. That's all I want to say. Just with the rain. The rain's been the biggest challenge. Yeah. But anyway. Relationship update. We're very much in love. Don't put it back. Who cares? Bringing it back to the rain again. Don't talk about the rain anymore. And don't put that piece of bread in your pocket for later. The other thing that's really cool is... Jason, did you squish the bread into a tiny piece to save it and take it back to the room? Yeah, for later. I'm gonna eat it. I'm gonna have it like when we're on the bus. Today, later today. Everyone's gonna be like, I'm so hungry. I'm gonna go like this. Huh? That's honestly a genius. That's a move, right? Yeah. That is everything. I could show you some papaya. Papaya is what... If you eat the seeds of papaya, the worms in your butt come out. I'm so glad I'm sharing a room with you. Jason? You got caught bread-handed. Spit it. Ew. Is this what your poop looks like? I hear that they make out here a lot. I can juggle. You're gonna juggle? Yeah. No, you're not. You're not gonna juggle. Throw it in. Let's just do two for now. Well, that's... Two is good. You go like this. And then you have someone throw on you the third. Let me tell you something, sweetheart. No one's looking at those apples. Kiss me under the beaded barley.